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    A genius in his own mind.

    Another one of my random ideas from 3 years ago finally comes to fruition by a major electronics corporation. Its a curved led flat screen tv that would allow more panoramic viewing of films and tv shows to make our perception or viewing experience more optimized towards realism or being more enveloped by what we are watching.Just my luck i talked about making TV's like that 3 years ago and i never could catch anyone's attention or interest in the idea and lacking funds for research and development i knew it was only a matter of time before some electronics company like Samsung would engineer into existence what i wanted to build years back. OH WELL NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA but who cares right? MAYBE I SHOULD JUST START POSTING ON FACEBOOK MY IDEAS FOR FUTURE INVENTIONS AND WHENEVER THOSE INVENTIONS FINALLY GET PRODUCED AS CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY ILL BE ABLE TO GO BACK AND LAUGH SAYING "TOLD Y'ALL SO!" LOL.
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    I feel his pain. I come from a long line of first thinkers -- my father claims to have invented the jello shot, and I thought of the idea of a clear toaster. The idea that other people too, elsewhere, have had the same idea and acted upon it makes absolutely no sense.

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    I forgot how annoying Father's Day was
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    More like Daddy Issues Day, amirite?
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    Yes, it was kind of sad how many of my FB friends posted rants about having bad fathers yesterday.

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    Yes, thank you for the shirt. Yes, thank you for the shirt, it's lovely. No really, yes, I do like it, it's a very nice shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Holy shit, Frank, we get it - you like Warpaint.


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    Frank, you should try to get a job as the band's social-media guy. Your profile has more Warpaint posts than Warpaint's profile.

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    Life's hard.... It's harder when your stupid
    I swear. It's not mine.

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    The "cute" mug shot guy keeps popping up on my Facebook feed. The mug shot guy has a mug shot and a throat tattoo, that's not cute.
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    Totally not cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    Holy shit, Frank, we get it - you like Warpaint.

    Yeaaaaaah...


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    I think mugshot guy looks like an evil snake monster, like out of Dreamscape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    The "cute" mug shot guy keeps popping up on my Facebook feed. The mug shot guy has a mug shot and a throat tattoo, that's not cute.
    And the telltale "I killed someone" teardrop tattoo!!! Scary!
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    And, right on cue, my feed is full of fucking idiots talking about how well the US played in that game.

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    ... what exactly is inaccurate about that?

    I'm a big proponent of death though, I think people are way too anti-death.
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    Re: NPLA
    Ughhhhhhh. Get over yourselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    ... what exactly is inaccurate about that?

    I'm a big proponent of death though, I think people are way too anti-death.
    how can you die if you were never alive?
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    That's where the argument about when life begins comes into play.
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    no kidding.

    i assumed we'd moved past that argument.
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    I've never quite understood how's there debate about this. Of course it's alive. Of course it's murder. But it's murder of a parasite that is living off of you as a host. Human or not, everyone should have the right to kill any organism feeding off their bodies. To say that the thing isn't alive though is absolute silliness, of course it's fucking alive.

    At the same time, who gives a shit? Lots of things are alive, and about 30 percent of them need to die already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    And, right on cue, my feed is full of fucking idiots talking about how well the US played in that game.
    I'm no soccer expert by any means, but it was painfully obvious that we played like garbage. So many lazy passes, unforced errors, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    ... what exactly is inaccurate about that?

    I'm a big proponent of death though, I think people are way too anti-death.
    It probably needs some context as well. The guy posted it with this as the opening comment:

    The hypocrisy behind the war on women, (right to abort babies) which the libs are fighting for continues to kill more females than any disease or cancer on the face of the earth, year after year decade after decade . . .

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    People really need to get on board with the fact that we NEED death. Like, we need it to happen a lot more than it's currently happening. Global population doubles every fifty years. Nature will regulate overpopulation whether we like it or not. I'd much rather we stem the tide by murdering the shit out of a bunch of babies than waiting for the next Black Plague (the last time in recorded history that the global population doubling every fifty years didn't happen--half the western world succumbed to the plague, and the ticking clock was reset).
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    We should just eat them, Jonny.

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    I would support that if we grew them like veal first.
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    Yum. So tender.

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    Every "I'm getting married a year from today" status. Every "I'm getting married 6 months from today" status. Every "I'm getting married a week from today" status.

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