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    Breaking Bad..?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    holy fuck ! One of these bro chicks I went to high school with BELIEVES IN WHAT TINA TEQUILA HAS BEEN SAYING RECENTLY!

    Please read if u consider yourself to be one of the people that dont live in a box.... Shits a trip. Its always good to stay up to date on things that affect the world and media
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    This article is fucking hilarious.

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    i love how the first See Also article is 'The Top 3 Signs of Depression'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    What the hell does BB stand for?
    Short for "baby."
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    I use both of those CONSTANTLY
    Say goodbye to your Vans next time I see ya.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    But then what will I skate in, bb?? Don't act jelly
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    That stupid photoshopped picture of girl scouts in front of a medical marijuana shop is driving me fucking CRAZY!

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    I haven't seen that one yet, but let me guess, Colorado?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scenicworld View Post
    I haven't seen that one yet, but let me guess, ColoradoRon?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Please don't summon him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    fixed
    Darnit, I wish I made that joke.
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    #deepthoughts

    If nature tells us anything it should be that some of the most terryingly large animals eat things as small as shrimp and are very passive docile animals. And some of tiniest creatures that we cant even see pose us the most threat for our daily lifes. Such as spiders and viruses. And life does this to us to remind us that we are in a safe place with eachother and everything. And that while we wander across the face of this utopian rock we look out into the blanket of space never ending to find that where we cant yet reach is and has always been in our imaginations grasp.But yet some of the most easily achieved and well understood concepts of our daily lifes get no understanding from most of us who take them for granted. How can we feel so aware of the space outside our grasp and also be so oblivious to the things we have certainly right in front of our faces?And its the things nature doesnt say that grabs our attention the most such as the way God gives us unity through a rainy night of invdividual drops of water that show us the power of working together.And its the signs like this that nature shows us on an everyday basis that tell us not to fear this beautiful lush oasis. And when we can give the world the balance in which it truly deserves back will be when find ourselves back on the right track. After all last time i checked the planet is spinning on its axis for you! to save you some distance to cover and to bring you the much needed night to start off another incredible day!!!!! LIVE YOU'RE LIFE!!! Love this gift! Who cares if we win lose or fail because after all a gift is a gift and you cant win the meaning of such a gift nor can lose or fail at such a meaning as the Gift of Life! You can only treasure the meaning and live out you're life while seeing all the amazing things God left us to play with while we spiritually mature in our Baby crib of humanity! Enjoy the day make every moment a moment to be grateful for!!!!!!!!!!
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    Girl: diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs are man's. From that I think we can gather which of the sexes is more intelligent.

    Boy: woman's best friend is a superheated chunk of carbon. A mans best friend is a highly intelligible creature capable of aiding security transportation and companionship. You're right this does show the more intelligible sex.
    Certain songs they get so scratched into our souls

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    "intelligible"
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    "aiding security transportation"

    This made me picture a dog checking an armored truck driver's ID card, barking for a garage to open, and then waving him in with his tail.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    2 hours ago:
    Hello happy normal un holiday!
    1 hour ago:
    Happy valentines thank you so much for the gift money cannot buy our son.
    Just now:
    Not feeling today on any level but nothing fucking new. I'm just gonna get hammered then go to bed. Fuck it

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    that is an amazing sequence
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    i'm just glad someone is getting back to the true roots of the season: selling children for top dollar
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    done deal
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    Sounds like Ivy's got herself a worldview.
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    UPDATE:
    Seriously tho. Im sick and tired of being let down EVERY holiday. My soul is over it

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    So I assume she is a single mother and daddy made a child support payment recently.

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    I mean, the least he could have done was send her a card.

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    No, she lives with her boyfriend/baby daddy. I think he did end up instagramming a picture of the two of them later and all was resolved.

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    "Resolved".

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    Thank you, Cara, for keeping us apprised of the situation as it unfolded.
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    Sounds like Lotus. Cara, would you befriend Lotus on FB?
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    #miracles

    When you exhale air the out out comes out unorganized and as an expanding cloud of carbon dioxide. But if you take a bottle of bubble making liquid and exhale that same co2 through a straw the result produces a near flawless shaped sphere of bubble mixture containing the carbon dioxide you exhaled into it. Can you explain why this is? Why is it that when you breathe out air it comes in an amorphous form random without shape but when u blow a bubble with that same air it creates a sphere with a very organized shape. The forces of nature and the action of surface tension, gravity and symmetrical expansion must thereby be the cause behind what keeps a shapeless puff of air in the conformed shape of a sphere. Interesting.
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    I love bubbles too.

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