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    The Mayans predicted the world was going to end today just like they thought it was last February. The best part is that there arent any Mayans alive today
    Too much stupid in this post to even begin to argue.
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    Damn it. I had a feeling I fucked that one up, and I kept forgetting to come back and fix it.
    You shouldn't have to think about it.

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    Blake:
    America citizens have always had guns, they have always had fairly up to date guns and lots of em. Why is it that only in the last 20 years kids are shooting up their own schools?
    What has happened in the last 20 years or 40 years for that matter that is different than the first 150 years of our society as a country? Any ideas? Here are a couple.
    Prayer is not allowed in school or any Gov building is it? Discipline in school today is a farce, laughable even. 60 years ago a teacher could pull your hair, smack your face and knock you out into the hallway if you were bad enough. How come kids didnt come to school and kill all those horrible teachers? Parents can be sued or go to jail for spanking their own kids in public today. Kids are more disrespectful today than anyone can remember. They are also more vulgar and have an epidemic of teen pregnancy. Teenage drug abuse, murder and suicide is rampant. Children are on prescription drugs for depression, add, adhd, etc....... The food they eat is basically for the most part poisoned and engineered. They exercise 100 times less on average than kids did 50 years ago. They are obese.
    There are hundreds of factors ,yet all of a sudden its because of semi auto weapons? We had machine guns in the 20s, semi auto pistols since the 1880s.
    The point is not what kids are using to kill because that answer has always been with us. The real problem that needs to be solved is why our kids are killing at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    You shouldn't have to think about it.
    You do now when autocorrect is so stealthy.

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    This might have been posted in here already because it's been swimming around FB for a bit, but I just find this shit creepy.


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    I can understand that, I think, but it is still a little creepy. Then again, I am not a parent.
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    If my parents ever posted something like that, I'd disable their internet. Creepy as fuck.
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    has facebook been acting like a little fucking bitch for any of you when you try to comment on events?! holy shit i want to punch things.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lesula View Post
    Ok Sally Struthers.
    Only if I get a digital sports watch.
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    Are people really this fucking dumb? A shared this from some page called "Reclaim America"

    A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY TO THINK ABOUT.......December 29, 2012 marks the 122nd Anniversary of the murder of 297 Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota. These 297 people, in their winter camp, were murdered by federal agents and members of the 7th Cavalry who had come to confiscate their firearms “for their own safety and protection”. The slaughter began after the majority of the Sioux had peacefully turned in their firearms. The Calvary began shooting, and managed to wipe out the entire camp. 200 of the 297 victims were women and children. About 40 members of the 7th Cavalry were killed, but over half of them were victims of fratricide from the Hotchkiss guns of their overzealous comrades-in-arms. Twenty members of the 7th Cavalry's death squad, were deemed “National Heroes” and were awarded the Medal of Honor for their acts of [cowardice] heroism.

    We hear very little of Wounded Knee today. It is usually not mentioned in our history classes or books. What little that does exist about Wounded Knee is normally a sanitized “Official Government Explanation”. And there are several historically inaccurate depictions of the events leading up to the massacre, which appear in movie scripts and are not the least bit representative of the actual events that took place that day.

    Wounded Knee was among the first federally backed gun confiscation attempts in United States history. It ended in the senseless murder of 297 people.

    Before you jump on the emotionally charged bandwagon for gun-control, take a moment to reflect on the real purpose of the Second Amendment, the right of the people to take up arms in defense of themselves, their families, and property in the face of invading armies or an oppressive government. The argument that the Second Amendment only applies to hunting and target shooting is asinine. When the United States Constitution was drafted, “hunting” was an everyday chore carried out by men and women to put meat on the table each night, and “target shooting” was an unheard of concept. Musket balls were a precious commodity and were certainly not wasted on “target shooting”. The Second Amendment was written by people who fled oppressive and tyrannical regimes in Europe, and it refers to the right of American citizens to be armed for defensive purposes, should such tyranny arise in the United States.

    As time goes forward, the average citizen in the United States continually loses little chunks of personal freedom or “liberty”. Far too many times, unjust gun control bills were passed and signed into law under the guise of “for your safety” or “for protection”. The Patriot Act signed into law by G.W. Bush, was expanded and continues under Barack Obama. It is just one of many examples of American citizens being stripped of their rights and privacy for “safety”. Now, the Right to Keep and Bear Arms is on the table, and will, most likely be attacked to facilitate the path for the removal of our firearms, all in the name of “our safety”.

    Before any American citizen blindly accepts whatever new firearms legislation that is about to be doled out, they should stop and think about something for just one minute-
    Evil does exist in our world. It always has and always will. Throughout history evil people have committed evil acts. In the Bible one of the first stories is that of Cain killing Abel. We can not legislate “evil” into extinction. Good people will abide by the law, and the criminal element will always find a way around it.

    Evil exists all around us, but looking back at the historical record of the past 200 years, across the globe, where is “evil” and “malevolence” most often found? In the hands of those with the power, the governments. That greatest human tragedies on record and the largest loss of innocent human life can be attributed to governments. Who do the governments always target? “Scapegoats” and “enemies” within their own borders…but only after they have been disarmed to the point where they are no longer a threat. Ask any Native American, and they will tell you it was inferior technology and lack of arms that contributed to their demise. Ask any Armenian why it was so easy for the Turks to exterminate millions of them, and they will answer “We were disarmed before it happened”. Ask any Jew what Hitler’s first step prior to the mass murders of the Holocaust was- confiscation of firearms from the people.

    Wounded Knee is the prime example of why the Second Amendment exists, and why we should vehemently resist any attempts to infringe on our Rights to Bear Arms. Without the Second Amendment we will be totally stripped of any ability to defend ourselves and our families.
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    message from a guy my dad used to work with. fucking christ.

    Ivy - this video is important (send it to your dad), it talks about the collapse of the dollar.. I am only sending it to a few people - - then Martial Law may be imposed.. http://www.familysurvivalcourse.com/media/index.php
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I think I lasted only about 2 minutes of that video. I'm surprised I lasted that long.
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    "Do girls have sperm?"

    A grown woman asked this,
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    Quote Originally Posted by frazzles View Post
    "Do girls have sperm?"

    A grown woman asked this,
    Oh, the potential responses to this question...
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    that's incredible.
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    I have a friend who is a "radical queer faery," which provides plenty of head-up-its-own-ass posts:

    I've personally decided that I don't really identify with neo-Paganism and its typical worldview at this point, and I prefer the term Heathen, which represents a more "paleo-Pagan" or animistic worldview. I find myself rejecting much of Neo-Platonism. I guess I could be called a Heathen Witch. I'll elucidate upon that at another time.
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    From one of my brothers...

    misguided jackasses and their gun control. some peoples minds just work bbackwards it feels like.. if you dont like guns move to canada nancy.
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    I WOULD MOVE TO CANADA. Zealous patriots want my socialist agnostic ****** ass out of their country, I want out of their country, so I don't know why it's so damned difficult to make this happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    From one of my brothers...
    Tell your brother if you do like guns move to mexico juanita.

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    You guys, you can't just ignore the gold Patrick gave us up there. For reals.
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    Sports fans: get a fucking Twitter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Sports fans: get a fucking Twitter.
    You could insert just about anything you don't like there though. I'm sure there are people who don't like music that get annoyed by folks like you and I as well.
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    There are plenty of people who like music and are annoyed by all of you folk's incessant FB updates.

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    I'm gonna start updating my Facebook with these posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    You could insert just about anything you don't like there though. I'm sure there are people who don't like music that get annoyed by folks like you and I as well.
    There's a difference between posting a song now and then and 20 people on my feed posting "BEAR DOWN" every 2 minutes for a couple of hours every time there's a game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    There's a difference between posting a song now and then and 20 people on my feed posting "BEAR DOWN" every 2 minutes for a couple of hours every time there's a game.
    I agree with this whole-heartedly. Sundays on facebook have become unbearable. Every single Sunday I think it is FINALLY the last football game of the season because everyone makes such a big fucking deal about the game... then it happens the following Sunday. And its not just one post about the game... its like every person makes 20+ posts about it.

    I really wish facebook had an option for you filter topics out of your feed. "Football" would be the first thing on my filter list.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    My friends all suck
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    I wonder if they recognize the Oedipal implications of that. I guess they'd have to know what "Oedipal" means though.
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    i'm sure some of you have seen this by now. this is now the 5th person i've seen post this.


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    Women: they all look the same.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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