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  1. 10-06-2012, 02:45 PM #4231
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    So do people just believe whatever Facebook tells them?
    Sadly, yes.
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    I've noticed they tag you as "liking" stuff when you haven't selected anything. It's just another way they are using us.
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    I like a lot of stupid products, bands, bars, etc. that I think is stupid to like only because they update me on events, sales, etc.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Thinking about this some more it seems quite clear to me that they are going to add Daft Punk at the very last minute; that they've planned it that way all along and the late add will be a huge publicity stunt that will benefit both GV/the Coachella brand and DP. It's been there from the beginning.. the weak Britpop headliners Friday; the rumors that DP was gonna play, that it was a done deal, then all of a sudden 'oops, no, not gonna happen'; and now the new album. It's all so obvious.
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    http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirh...-public-likes/

    Just noticed this article today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    SHUT. UP. FAXMAN.
    Unsubscribe is your friend.
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    Unsubscribe is your friend.
    Every once in a while there are some real gems though.
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    Last night I told Neighborhood Creep the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league and were going to lose to the Vikings. Then today came and I wanted to lovingly talk a little bit more shit, the fucker unfriended me.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Thinking about this some more it seems quite clear to me that they are going to add Daft Punk at the very last minute; that they've planned it that way all along and the late add will be a huge publicity stunt that will benefit both GV/the Coachella brand and DP. It's been there from the beginning.. the weak Britpop headliners Friday; the rumors that DP was gonna play, that it was a done deal, then all of a sudden 'oops, no, not gonna happen'; and now the new album. It's all so obvious.
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    i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
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    Someone on my friends list was a "paul bearer" at his grandfather's funeral.
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    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, VERBS!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.
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    I keep getting Sluts recommended to me too, Ivy. Sluts and Cougars. Facebook really creeps me out sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Last night I told Neighborhood Creep the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league and were going to lose to the Vikings. Then today came and I wanted to lovingly talk a little bit more shit, the fucker unfriended me.
    he didn't unfriend you. he deactivated his facebook account.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.
    You can probably thank HandBanana for that.
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  14. 10-08-2012, 10:25 AM #4244
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    Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.
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    Faxman again.
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    I was just assaulted on Hollywood blvd by two #french punks trying to pull a stunt for #youtube. Jokes on them arrested for battery!!
    #racist?
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    no, facebook friend, there is absolutely no reason to post a close-up picture of yourself with your shirt up and all your bug bites on the fattiest parts of your body. thin, fat, mutated, that shit is gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.
    Oh, so that's why my commute was cut in half! Bless you, Mr. Columbus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    he didn't unfriend you. he deactivated his facebook account.
    crushing blows
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Thinking about this some more it seems quite clear to me that they are going to add Daft Punk at the very last minute; that they've planned it that way all along and the late add will be a huge publicity stunt that will benefit both GV/the Coachella brand and DP. It's been there from the beginning.. the weak Britpop headliners Friday; the rumors that DP was gonna play, that it was a done deal, then all of a sudden 'oops, no, not gonna happen'; and now the new album. It's all so obvious.
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    If you don't like this status, you hate your mom and 10 kittens will die
    I didn't like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Someone on my friends list was a "paul bearer" at his grandfather's funeral.
    Maybe he meant to say he went dressed up like this because his dad was a big Undertaker fan:

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    Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.
    I remember when I was in college, there was this lesbian I was in love with who walked into Intro to Psych late on Columbus Day wearing a shirt on which she'd written in Sharpie, "Columbus was a TERRORIST, not a hero." Thought it was cute at the time. Now, not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    I remember when I was in college, there was this lesbian I was in love with who walked into Intro to Psych late on Columbus Day wearing a shirt on which she'd written in Sharpie, "Columbus was a TERRORIST, not a hero." Thought it was cute at the time. Now, not so much.
    It could still be cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    It could still be cute.
    depends on how big her tits are
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    I thought it was about the size of her brain.
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    "I'd rather vote for the Mormon than the Moron" - via a family member who's not even an american citizen.
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    I'm not sure how Obama could be considered a moron in any sense of the word.
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    Well, he didn't really capture my heart with one of his first moves in office being "The Whitehouse Def Poetry Jam, Hosted by Barack & Michelle Obama"
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I'm not sure how Obama could be considered a moron in any sense of the word.
    i agree, but a catchy phrase is a catchy phrase i guess.
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    I may have to stop reading Faxman's posts, unless I want to continue getting into cursing matches with his friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I may have to stop reading Faxman's posts, unless I want to continue getting into cursing matches with his friends.
    "Justice" sounded a tad psychotic.
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