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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    So do people just believe whatever Facebook tells them?
    Sadly, yes.

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    I've noticed they tag you as "liking" stuff when you haven't selected anything. It's just another way they are using us.
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    I like a lot of stupid products, bands, bars, etc. that I think is stupid to like only because they update me on events, sales, etc.
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    SHUT. UP. FAXMAN.
    Unsubscribe is your friend.
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    Unsubscribe is your friend.
    Every once in a while there are some real gems though.

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    Last night I told Neighborhood Creep the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league and were going to lose to the Vikings. Then today came and I wanted to lovingly talk a little bit more shit, the fucker unfriended me.
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Someone on my friends list was a "paul bearer" at his grandfather's funeral.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I keep getting Sluts recommended to me too, Ivy. Sluts and Cougars. Facebook really creeps me out sometimes.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Last night I told Neighborhood Creep the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league and were going to lose to the Vikings. Then today came and I wanted to lovingly talk a little bit more shit, the fucker unfriended me.
    he didn't unfriend you. he deactivated his facebook account.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.
    You can probably thank HandBanana for that.
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    Nobody has ever given a single fuck about anything you've ever had to say.
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    Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.
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    Faxman again.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I was just assaulted on Hollywood blvd by two #french punks trying to pull a stunt for #youtube. Jokes on them arrested for battery!!
    #racist?

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    no, facebook friend, there is absolutely no reason to post a close-up picture of yourself with your shirt up and all your bug bites on the fattiest parts of your body. thin, fat, mutated, that shit is gross.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.
    Oh, so that's why my commute was cut in half! Bless you, Mr. Columbus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    he didn't unfriend you. he deactivated his facebook account.
    crushing blows
    Re: GayInTucson's illiterate ass

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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    If you don't like this status, you hate your mom and 10 kittens will die
    I didn't like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Someone on my friends list was a "paul bearer" at his grandfather's funeral.
    Maybe he meant to say he went dressed up like this because his dad was a big Undertaker fan:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.
    I remember when I was in college, there was this lesbian I was in love with who walked into Intro to Psych late on Columbus Day wearing a shirt on which she'd written in Sharpie, "Columbus was a TERRORIST, not a hero." Thought it was cute at the time. Now, not so much.

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    #racist?
    Is French a race & not a nationality?
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    I like the Coachella package they sent out this year. we now all have a snail.....cr****
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    In 12 more years, that snail will be nice and ready for you to fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    I remember when I was in college, there was this lesbian I was in love with who walked into Intro to Psych late on Columbus Day wearing a shirt on which she'd written in Sharpie, "Columbus was a TERRORIST, not a hero." Thought it was cute at the time. Now, not so much.
    It could still be cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    It could still be cute.
    depends on how big her tits are
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    I thought it was about the size of her brain.

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    "I'd rather vote for the Mormon than the Moron" - via a family member who's not even an american citizen.
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    I'm not sure how Obama could be considered a moron in any sense of the word.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Well, he didn't really capture my heart with one of his first moves in office being "The Whitehouse Def Poetry Jam, Hosted by Barack & Michelle Obama"

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I'm not sure how Obama could be considered a moron in any sense of the word.
    i agree, but a catchy phrase is a catchy phrase i guess.
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    I may have to stop reading Faxman's posts, unless I want to continue getting into cursing matches with his friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I may have to stop reading Faxman's posts, unless I want to continue getting into cursing matches with his friends.
    "Justice" sounded a tad psychotic.
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