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    What the fuck ever happened to Thora Birch?
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    What the fuck ever happened to Thora Birch?
    Really. She's 10 times more awesome than Scar-Jo. Well, she can act, anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    Female FB Friend's status: "Having a case of the funks... Maybe a nap will help turn that around before tonight."

    What the fuck is this supposed to even mean to me.
    Is everyone at UCLA illiterate?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    What the fuck ever happened to Thora Birch?
    Apparently she's been in a bunch of movies I've never heard of
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000301/
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    TIL that January 4th of this year was 16 months ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    Charlene writes the creator of Craigslist; absurd levels of self-importance ensue.



    Creating jobs. Creating small businesses. Single-handedly saving the economy...through hugs and drugs.
    i don't always have to know someone to know i hate them. charlene seems to be one of those people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scenicworld View Post
    TIL that January 4th of this year was 16 months ago.
    you can have a charity but not have it officially registered as a non-profit right off the bat. takes a lot of time and effort to do so, from filling out forms, running required ads in the paper, deciding on a board of directors, paying hundreds of dollars in filing fees and so on. after that is all done it can take 3-9 months to get word back from the irs. the fact that she has spent that much time and money for such a stupid thing blows my mind. ending racism is not a bad thing, her description of what she thinks will work is.
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    I remember some stickers that were all over the Sahara tent in 2011 with the "IDKYBILY" phrase on it.

    Don't know how stickers at fancy festivals are saving lives.

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    I LOVE CHARLENE. Rambles, I don't give a shit if she's some bizarro-character youv'e concocted for the sole purpose of this thread, but yes. A million times yes.

    I DO NOT WANT TO START SMALL. I HAVE DONE THAT FOR 12 YEARS, LIVING IN WASHINGTON D.C. TWICE.

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    I am still unsure how to formally and succinctly describe the nature of my non profit
    BUT PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    I cannot possibly profess to being so creative (or insane) as to make up Charlene.

    Really, this is only a part. And in person, she does have this cunning-ness about her along with the insanity....she actually is a pretty smart and savvy cat. There is a significant chance that at some point, she will become a cult leader.
    I was just about to post, after reading her e-mail to Craig, how she seems like a cult leader.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    "If a guyy im tryiing to get at has other femails on thaa jockk, that there is a green liight for me to not even tryy anymore!. Sorry, but i'm not tryiin to be a partt of ur game!...JustSaying."

    courtesy of my unemployed hoodrat cousin who's been spending way too much time "looking for a job" but mostly talking on FB about how guys are dicks.
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    Which healthcare provider will euthanize you the fastest as a service to society?
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    Bridge:
    Happy Military Spouse Appreciation Day! Just learned about this now and I'll have to express my opinion that this is equally important as Mother's Day.

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    All square
    Friday: Aloe Blacc, ZZ Ward, Caravan Palace, MS MR, Bastille, OutKast, Grouplove, Kate Nash, HAIM, Jagwar Ma, Tom Odell, Neko Case
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    Bridge and Non-Profit need to hook up. The potential there is mindless.

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    Every other post on the Coachella facebook page is a bad Hologram joke.
    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

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    For Linkin Park this is kind of embarrassing, but this song would be great live if you just wanna have fun and grind on a girl.
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    I cried 4 years ago when we lost to an, arguably, same level Manchester United team. Today though, I cry tears of joy, pain, struggle sadness and perseverance. At last, at last the Bleus of West London have prevailed and joined elite company of the like of Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Internazionale, AC Milan, Manchester United and the former reigning champions, Barcelona. We can now say, WE ARE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! HALA LES BLEUS!!
    This guy's from Pomona. Don't think he's ever been to London.
    Mazxy star was nice and dreamy robightm crowd wouldn't follow no photo request. First time in the green room. Mmm free beer and wine.glad I got to see them Cruz I missed Coachella 3012

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    I was hoping this would be the rapist with AIDS picture.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    My Dad is an American, but America looks nothing like my dad.
    Yeah, that's because it's filled with vacuous & entitled millenials. Stupid cunt.


    This one, however, is my sister's update from this morning and it illustrates how awesome my little nephew is.

    Getting ready for church and my son asks "is Jesus going to show up today or just the man who wears a dress as a shirt?" No, Anthony, that is the priest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I was hoping this would be the rapist with AIDS picture.
    I like following annoying pages my annoying friends follow.

    This is from "Guns Save Lives"
    Mazxy star was nice and dreamy robightm crowd wouldn't follow no photo request. First time in the green room. Mmm free beer and wine.glad I got to see them Cruz I missed Coachella 3012

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    A little background:
    Joshua is my good friend.
    Champs is his friend. A douche.
    I am Logan in this exchange.
    Enjoy.


    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    ... Dr. Dre actually isn't very good at rapping though, hence why he has all his artists write his verses for him.
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    Eh, you get what I was trying to say.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Nickelback's lyrics go very well with real life situations.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Tom wants someone to sig him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Tom wants someone to sig him.
    I am tempted, but I would feel the same as liking my own status on Facebook.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    The "Radiohead is nothing more than..." line is also quite sig-worthy.

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    Joshua looks familiar. Is he a bear?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Slut.
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