The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

[SoulDischarge]

Someone, I think from the board going by mutual friends, added me and then promptly proceeded to spam up my wall with requests to support them in some contest or something, which led to them getting promptly deleted. I didn't even have time to figure out who they were since I've mostly only had internet access on my phone for the past week. Don't do that shit.

[sonofhal]

Day off sick, so seeing how many times I can correct bad spelling on Facebook updates before people unfriend me. It's for the greater good.

[sonofhal]

A school friend just deleted his status as he was fed up with me correcting him (and subsequently correcting his replies to my pedantry). Good times.

[Mugwog]

I lold

[Newro7ic]

I think Bridge just needs to continue being herself... That is the best birth control ever.

Also, I'm tired of people posting pictures of their cats. I don't care if your cat is sleeping in a fucking box. Same cat, different fucking box. Go outside. Get a life.

[guedita]

Sweet lord. I know you've briefly detailed her "non-profit" before; but is that it? Is it just a non-profit with a business plan of partying and loving people?

[ramblinon]

And Ending Racism.

[nathanfairchild]

have they made any progress?

[jgmelara]

"Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof."

-Easy A

[marooko]

Why would you add someone you don't know?

[Alchemy]

Mad Mad Love

[marooko]

I miss the east coast.

[TickleMeElmo]

Has anyone else's Facebook been bombarded by this picture of some girl marrying Nemesis from Resident Evil?



It's usually accompanied by some stupid message like, "Most people will just scroll past this. LIKE this photo if YOU RESPECT our soldiers!" It's unfortunate and all, but good god get this shit outta here. As if I don't "like" your picture of the Toxic Avenger's wedding, I'm some kinda douchebag now. The temptation to make sooo many jokes about this has been unbearable. I need to stop giving a shit and just do it.

[AlecEiffel]

The look on that girl's face clearly lets us know that this was the happiest day of her life.

[guedita]

That's me you fucking dicks.

[AlecEiffel]

I think you might have a guilt based marriage, I'm sorry.

[marooko]

Not annoying, but there's no other facebook threads...thank goodness.

That IS funny, but it'd also mean their torsos would traverse the entire state of North Dakota.

[nathanfairchild]

Has anyone else's Facebook been bombarded by this picture of some girl marrying Nemesis from Resident Evil?



It's usually accompanied by some stupid message like, "Most people will just scroll past this. LIKE this photo if YOU RESPECT our soldiers!" It's unfortunate and all, but good god get this shit outta here. As if I don't "like" your picture of the Toxic Avenger's wedding, I'm some kinda douchebag now. The temptation to make sooo many jokes about this has been unbearable. I need to stop giving a shit and just do it.

holy shit that made me laugh.

[juloxx]

That's me you fucking dicks.

Im not gonna lie, after you came back from the war I was more than skeptical about the future of our marriage. But as soon as our kids were brought into this earth it was clear that we belong together



pic related: our kid

[Alchemy]

[juloxx]

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Someone, I think from the board going by mutual friends, added me and then promptly proceeded to spam up my wall with requests to support them in some contest or something, which led to them getting promptly deleted. I didn't even have time to figure out who they were since I've mostly only had internet access on my phone for the past week. Don't do that shit.

That was likely Grant, our most vile board member.

[betao]

holy shit the last few posts about that soldier have me in tears.

i need to do something nice today to make up for laughing at that.

[xuclarockerx]

Dumb friend on Facebook: "Happy Easter everyone. Eat, drink and be merry."

Yes, I get drunk and sing carols 40 days after Lent.

[nathanfairchild]

what exactly do easter carols sound like?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

O Crucifix! O Crucifix!
Thy Christ on thou is bleeding;
O Crucifix! O Crucifix!
Thy Christ on thou is bleeding;
Not only from his hand and feet,
But also on his head from crown.
O Crucifix! O Crucifix!
Thy Christ on thou is bleeding!

[Alchemy]

Painted eggs, painted eggs
Painted all the way
Oh, what fun it is to rise
In spite of all the Jews!

[xuclarockerx]

Still trying to decide if I should post something snarky in response.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

That was likely Grant, our most vile board member.

Wasn't he also the same guy that was posting for months trying to buy a Coachella tank top from someone a few years ago?

[juloxx]

Has anyone else's Facebook been bombarded by this picture of some girl marrying Nemesis from Resident Evil?



It's usually accompanied by some stupid message like, "Most people will just scroll past this. LIKE this photo if YOU RESPECT our soldiers!" It's unfortunate and all, but good god get this shit outta here. As if I don't "like" your picture of the Toxic Avenger's wedding, I'm some kinda douchebag now. The temptation to make sooo many jokes about this has been unbearable. I need to stop giving a shit and just do it.

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