The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

[Alchemy]

People don't go to amusement parks anymore?

EDIT: Oh... We were the first people to go to them, not the last. That doesn't seem right, either.

[AlecEiffel]

Color cartoons and amusement parks existed before the 70s in my opinion.

[Alchemy]

I had a computer in my house. Granted, it did not have an ominous presence like today's computers, but it was there, and I sometimes used it to draw pictures.

[AlecEiffel]

what's with the ellipsis between super and Nintendo?

[Alchemy]

Also, wasn't surround sound available in the 70s and 80s?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

what's with the ellipsis between super and Nintendo?

What's with ALL of the punctuation, grammar, and spelling errors? Why are both "learnt" and "learned" used? I think this person wrote it after having a stroke. The This person should be banished to death just for the misuse of apostrophes in "70's and 80's," little lone everything else in that fucked up paragraph.

[amyzzz]

Little lone sighting. Yay.

[Alchemy]

Is Ron still alive?

[nathanfairchild]

went to high school with this guy. he loves talking about things he has virtually no knowledge about.

Science is a playground for men who wish to prove God by playing the role of God to better understand
themself. the only thing science proves is that inside all men is a whisper of such unholy motives that we choose to worship the flesh and blood of our senses to determine our reality. From curiousity we fell into an abyss of discovery, observed by spiritual fear cloaked in the light of day by those who refuse to admit their subservience to the truth, the light and the salvation. With every beaker filled, microscope adjusted, physics equation written and bible thrown out we allow ourselves to fall further into a self fullfilling abyss of nothingness where logic was the ribbon that was cut by the hand of satan with the scissors of human arrogance into a forever freefall away from spiritual truth of our beggining. for those who dont believe in satan dont worry,for he believes in you.

GOD>Satan
Satan=Deception+evil
Deception+evil=Devil
Devil+man=Truth in the physical
Truth in the physical X Ego= The scientific community
so therefore we get
GOD>Satan
or expressed as
GOD> Truth in the physical X ego
or expressed finally as
GOD>The scientific community.

Theres an equation for ya

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

For some reason i kept reading "Deception" as "Decepticon"

[unit300021]

Not going to post them but today seemed to be the day of posting different skrillex covers, but most specifically Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. If anything is more annoying the skrillex it's shitty covers of skrillex.

[Alchemy]

For some reason i kept reading "Deception" as "Decepticon"

As you should...

[Courtney]

Um, yeah, this:

Woman Chats With Facebook Friends As She Kills Herself

[faxman75]

Kimber

Who wanna play knock out football!!!

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[DaytonaDave]

Is Kimber coming to Coachella? I can see a game of all-girl mud football breaking out.

[locachica73]

Courtney, that's fucking depressing. Also, she was 31 years old and still had stuffed animals? Not sure why that part of the story stuck out to me.

Also, Kimber's a lot hotter than I had assumed given her rants.

[Gribbz]

Mark, do you know Kimber in real life? She strikes me as one of those "friend collector" types.

[Newro7ic]

Kimber


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Also, Kimber's a lot hotter than I had assumed given her rants.

I thought the same exact thing. For some reason I pictured some typical white trash kinda gal that would be on Jerry Springer, or Maury.

[NachoCat]

Daddy issues for sure

[locachica73]

I thought the same exact thing. For some reason I pictured some typical white trash kinda gal that would be on Jerry Springer, or Maury.

Exactly, although it could be a fake picture. That does occasionally happen on the internet.

[TomAz]

This gem has really been making the rounds today.



I immediately wanted to smash things in anger after i read it.

Me too, but probably for different reasons.

[faxman75]

I don't know her personally. She is a friend of a friend. We occasionally interact on facebook but that's about it. I always assumed she was hot based on her postings and a blurry head shot. She seemingly goes on dates daily. She always acts like guys are following her and stalking her too. I've become quite a fan of her posts. She is funny. Funny and crazy.

[DaytonaDave]

She is ... crazy.

Kinda goes without saying - must be fun to watch.

[amyzzz]

Mark, do you know Kimber in real life? She strikes me as one of those "friend collector" types.

you mean a narcissist?

[faxman75]

Bridget:

A button apparently was stuck on my phone and I have not been able to post frequent updates about my dailly life for several days.

Bridge:

Just got a message from my doctor's office saying that they were supposed to warn me that the medicine they gave me almost two weeks ago would cancel out any birth control pill's effectiveness. Although this doesn't matter for me I think this message was really delayed.

[JustSteve]

[rskapcat]

Steve wins.

[JustSteve]

i was just looking for a plain old debbie downer pic, but when i saw that it was like a gift from the gods. wish i was friends with her so i could post it on her page.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

+1

Best post in the thread.

[faxman75]

Kimber:

Tulips everywhere on my street...I just want to sit on them...or steal them...huh? Ohhh Cherry Blossums already comin to an end...those bitch trees make a big mess and last onlly last a few weeks....oh kinda like my last boyfriend..ugh...weep....f@ck him...stupid punk rock singer...your lyrics sucked....oh the tulips are so pretty....