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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I have a very wise friend whose most recent teachings I would like to share with you all:
    Get that shit outta here. This thread is for annoying status updates. Im tryna here about what happened on the last Jersey Shore, or what some asshole at for breakfeast
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    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    Get that shit outta here. This thread is for annoying status updates. Im tryna here about what happened on the last Jersey Shore, or what some asshole at for breakfeast
    Sorry dude, but it was unevitable that I must post it.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    also...what is the deal with inspirational quotes? does someone think their status update will done day become the words people think on their way to success?

    Thanks Donald Ritzkins for that quote that drove me my whole life "Life is not a game, there is no reset button"
    *which Donald heard from an old VW commercial featuring Daytona USA*
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    How the hell was Mike institutionalized by his parents for wanting a Pepsi? I must help him!
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    every time isee that posted it turns into a thread of "LOL only us old people know what this is talking about"
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    wonder if he ever got hit by a car.

    he went to our schools, he went to our churches, he went to our institutional learning facilities. how can they say he's crazy?
    Last edited by JustSteve; 03-22-2012 at 05:44 PM.

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    People actually take that post seriously?

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    How do you know what my best interest is?

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    Aw, man. What is that from? I am from 1987 and do not know.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    I am guilty of sharing that Mike picture. :\

    Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Aw, man. What is that from? I am from 1987 and do not know.

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    See, we're old and it's infectious.

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    Wait; she has PTSD?

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    I think she assumes it can be sexually transmitted, and she got it from screwing an Iraqi war veteran once. That, or she saw some crazy stuff once while taking a lot of drugs, and it was a very traumatic experience.

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    I bet she was abducted by aliens.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I bet she was abducted by aliens.
    Actually, this makes a world of sense. But in reality, it was probably her on a lot of drugs thinking she was abducted by aliens.

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    I have a cousin who is just like her. She writes and talks just like her, but is maybe not this insane. Also, my cousin would think that the rapture is the biblical rapture, not an alien one. But she is always telling me about ghosts or demons that she has seen in haunted houses.

    I actually don't think she's lying, because she's been extremely consistent with the details of stories that are years and years old. I think she truly believes it. She's never been on drugs. I just think she's brainwashed by the church, on top of being very naive and gullible.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Yeah, there is plenty of narcissism and delusions of grandeur with my cousin. I'm always afraid of her falling into pyramid schemes or cults, because you could sell pretty much anything to her.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    ewwww

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    Ugh I just got super douche-chills reading that, Nathan.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    I've been a little busy but the lulz have not stopped.

    Kimber (yesterday):
    Some nights I miss jail....workout all day...shower...eat....not bad...and the cat fights are insane. Good times....nites everyone..be safe. Xo.
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    what is she going to court for?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    I really hate these things:

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    I got two requests today for some 21 question bullshit. I politely told everyone to fuck off with that shit. Anyone who is a friend of mine on Facebook has my number and address, don't contact me through facebook with this fucking bullshit.

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    Facebook needs an option to ban the use of apps.

    I do not want to "BranchOut"
    I do not want to play Texas Holdem/Farmville/MobWars etc
    I do not want to add an application that tells people what I read in the news and then require others to add that app so they can read that same news story

    Gimme my pokes and pictures and I'm fine with that. Fuck off with the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Facebook needs an option to ban the use of apps.

    I do not want to "BranchOut"
    I do not want to play Texas Holdem/Farmville/MobWars etc
    I do not want to add an application that tells people what I read in the news and then require others to add that app so they can read that same news story

    Gimme my pokes and pictures and I'm fine with that. Fuck off with the rest.
    If you're using Firefox, install Greasemonkey, then install these two userscripts to get rid o' that shit.

    Ffixer: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/8861

    Facebook purity: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/44459
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    great stuff rhsp

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    Someone I went to high school with, posting this update yesterday regarding his birthday:

    WOW! There must be something special about 27. Never have so many people told me "Happy Birthday". Most of which came from people that I haven't talked to in a long time, (thanks to social networking) and that was really cool. Although I 'liked' every post, I didn't wanna write "Thanks" that many times, so I am sending one big THANK YOU!!!!! and hope you all see it. THANKS again.
    Today, he posted:

    I am bummed that two people that I really care about didn't tell me happy birthday. Terina and Buriah. But the other 40 people made up for it till I realized it today. Oh well. I wish this crappy weather would go away.
    ...really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    what is she going to court for?
    No idea. She's one of those people who always seems to have drama going on.

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    This gem has really been making the rounds today.



    I immediately wanted to smash things in anger after i read it.
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