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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Facebook makes me feel old and stupid.
    Feel?

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    ^lolz

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    i want to punch bitches like tiffany who bitch about women as though their gender is the only reason for their stupidity when THEY ARE A WOMAN THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    No shit. Tiffany could have atleast offered to get Brandon a beer or a sandwich during the game.

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    I'd quite like to give Farmville or the Mafia Wars games a go if I wasn't sick to my ass of only seeing "Blahblahblah has found a duck!" on the rare and precious occasions I do bother my ass going on Facebook.

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    OMG, I just spoke with an Apple customer service rep on the phone that sounded like Stephen Hawkins.

    I am not sure who Stephen Hawkins is, nor do I have any idea what he sounds like.
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    I keep getting requests for Mafia Wars and Fish World. And "chug it" requests. From my SISTER. She knows I don't fucking drink.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto73 View Post
    OMG, I just spoke with an Apple customer service rep on the phone that sounded like Stephen Hawkins.

    I am not sure who Stephen Hawkins is, nor do I have any idea what he sounds like.
    what?!

    and i ignore all games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Facebook makes me feel old and stupid.
    Facebook makes me feel smug and superior.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto73 View Post
    OMG, I just spoke with an Apple customer service rep on the phone that sounded like Stephen Hawkins.

    I am not sure who Stephen Hawkins is, nor do I have any idea what he sounds like.
    Stephen Hawking is a brilliant physicist who is wheelchaired due to a neuron disease. His entire body is paralyzed and his only form of vocal communication is by using some kind of voice synthesizer. Basically, he sounds like the old mac voice - much like the one used in Radiohead's "fitter happier".

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    I'd quite like to give Farmville or the Mafia Wars games a go if I wasn't sick to my ass of only seeing "Blahblahblah has found a duck!" on the rare and precious occasions I do bother my ass going on Facebook.
    Being able to ignore updates from certain games and quizzes is a blessing.
    For your health

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    But we don't know who this "Hawkins" character is.

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    this totally sucks! so stressed couldnt sleep and when i did i kept having my wads of gum stuck in my teeth nightmare
    "Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    Stephen Hawking is a brilliant physicist who is wheelchaired due to a neuron disease. His entire body is paralyzed and his only form of vocal communication is by using some kind of voice synthesizer. Basically, he sounds like the old mac voice - much like the one used in Radiohead's "fitter happier".
    I think you missed the joke.
    For your health

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    Stephen Hawking is a brilliant physicist who is wheelchaired due to a neuron disease. His entire body is paralyzed and his only form of vocal communication is by using some kind of voice synthesizer. Basically, he sounds like the old mac voice - much like the one used in Radiohead's "fitter happier".
    Sarcasm is a form of humor that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Facebook makes me feel old and stupid.
    Oh man I just couldn't bring myself to being mean to Amy today. This was so easy of target. Damnit!!!!!
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    Feel?
    ahahah nice...but you really could have burned her on this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    "could of"
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Jacob tells me I need to stop saying derogatory remarks about myself, right before he punches me in the face.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alligator Bogaloo View Post
    I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook, all my friends are and I make fun of them for it all the time. One of my friends told me about his "farm". blah, blah, blah... I almost hit him but just told him that he's gay for being on facebook.
    You have to be gay to be on Facebook? Damn!! I didn't know that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyface View Post
    I think you missed the joke.
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    Sarcasm is a form of humor that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule.
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    But we don't know who this "Hawkins" character is.
    Ah well now I see. In that case, I provide a bit of sympathy for the guy who typed it as Stephen Hawkins. Misspelling the name with just one letter like that doesn't warrant enough stupidity/annoyance to be posted in this thread, methinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    Stephen Hawking is a brilliant physicist who is wheelchaired due to a neuron disease. His entire body is paralyzed and his only form of vocal communication is by using some kind of voice synthesizer. Basically, he sounds like the old mac voice - much like the one used in Radiohead's "fitter happier".
    Yes, and his seminal work, A Brief History of Time, is a landmark treatise in the field of cosmology, but this gets me no closer to discovering who this apparently fascinating-sounding Stephen Hawkins is.

    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    Ah well now I see. In that case, I provide a bit of sympathy for the guy who typed it as Stephen Hawkins. Misspelling the name with just one letter like that doesn't warrant enough stupidity/annoyance to be posted in this thread, methinks.
    it's a she, and, on the face of it, no, it's not particularly annoying. However, as written by a pompous and condescending Ph.D. student who lords her self-diagnosed superiority over everyone else at the drop of a hat, typos are especially delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riggins33 View Post
    Hey rubber toe, it's a message board not a English essay. NERD

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    I thonk he's the brother of that guy from The Darkness.
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    Yes, the spelling mistake is on porpoise.
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by korbinn View Post
    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

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    Chris, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Chris, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.
    Seriously. Please change it. I can feel myself start to twitch when I read your posts.


    EDit: thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Chris, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.
    Yes, it was actually making me go a bit mental. Especially as I had it as my wallpaper.
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by korbinn View Post
    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

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    Jesus enough with the unfunny typos and lamebook reposts. For fucks sake. Where's Randy to embarrass everyone like he promised on page one?

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