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    actually has to sart learning to balance the checkbook...grrrr


    ...I feel like I'm living inside a cuckoo clock!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    On the other hand, it could mean that the end is near and she's in on it.

    Just something to consider.
    I can't wait for the rapture. I mean, on one hand it means you and I are wrong and probably damned for eternity, but on the upside - all the jesus freaks will be gone! Sodomy 24/7!
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    Your stupid

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    a family member told me i must live a very sad life to be "talking that way" for saying fuck and making your mom jokes in my status update.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    is over the warm weather.. where's the fall?

    Boo. Boo. Boo..-haha. Im writing boo for today. I didnt like it.

    has buzzing fingers...

    You know what? Don't condescend me with your tiny pear.

    has been bitten on the ass by a spider and now my butt itches.

    Got shot on the face during Paintball. Good thing I'm not in the army.

    EVEN THE BEST FALL SOMETIMES! EVEN THE WRONG WORDS SEEM TO RYHEM.

    stepped in wet cement..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    Sodomy 24/7!
    Already living that dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brittany View Post


    EVEN THE BEST FALL SOMETIMES! EVEN THE WRONG WORDS SEEM TO RYHEM.

    ....

    ...ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    lamebook.com is a funny site for this type of shit too. the ones for people posting about the 9/11 anniversary were great.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    I like this a lot.
    There was a picture to match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    making your mom jokes in my status update.
    By the way, I recommend friending/fanning (not sure which) someone who goes by the name "*Your Mom*".

    *Your Mom* might be giving you a new little brother or sister soon.

    *Your Mom* wants you to forget that strange man you saw leaving this morning.

    *Your Mom* Is glad to be home. Let us never mention my 'little vacation' again. ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    oh my god. my psycho roommate has turned even more psycho. she's calling up people we know to have them dictate my facebook to them.

    WTF WTF WTF
    ...
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Last edited by Young blood; 09-23-2009 at 10:11 AM.

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    I don't get Facebook yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Ahahahahaha

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    Zac Effron was in my dream last night.
    Meow.Meow..Meow...

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    I'm not gonna lie--I almost teared up watching Kelly Osboune hug Ozzy last night on Dancing With the Stars. Be still, hormones!

    So, is "Monday Monday" no longer appropriate to sing to your daughter? (In fairness, that one came from Patton Oswalt)
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook, all my friends are and I make fun of them for it all the time. One of my friends told me about his "farm". blah, blah, blah... I almost hit him but just told him that he's gay for being on facebook.
    There it is...
    I'm losing my edge...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alligator Bogaloo View Post
    I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook, all my friends are and I make fun of them for it all the time. One of my friends told me about his "farm". blah, blah, blah... I almost hit him but just told him that he's gay for being on facebook.
    You showed him.
    For your health

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    UR GAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alligator Bogaloo View Post
    I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook, all my friends are and I make fun of them for it all the time. One of my friends told me about his "farm". blah, blah, blah... I almost hit him but just told him that he's gay for being on facebook.


    since I've been on Facebook, I'm finding myself increasingly attracted to hot men, is this normal?
    '99-'11...

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    yes
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    There was a picture to match.
    Double brilliant.

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    I was going to make a comment about people who use "gay" as a substitute for "lame", but luckyface & humanoid are better at it.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    If it was supposed to be a joke, there'd be a cat in the picture somewhere. That's how you can tell, on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alligator Bogaloo View Post
    I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook, all my friends are and I make fun of them for it all the time. One of my friends told me about his "farm". blah, blah, blah... I almost hit him but just told him that he's gay for being on facebook.
    How old are you?

    Edit: Actually, it doesn't matter. It would be nice if you were to get arrested, end up in jail, and get repeatedly raped by a gang of men.
    Last edited by BlackSwan; 09-23-2009 at 11:09 AM.

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    Facebook makes me feel old and stupid.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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