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    Default Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Time

    For the next hour, if you post in here Tom will deliver a personal comment for you so biting and mean that you choke back a tear and experience total sense-memory recall of that time your Uncle made you suck him off.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Oh I am so down for this. Bring the pain.


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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Something Smiths related. Make it sassy.
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    Cara. Don't judge a man for not being able to formulate a coherent thought. On an internet forum of all places.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Do me.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Perhaps I should have made sure Tom was on board before I started the thread.

    Hmm...

    Tom, have two more beers and then come back.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    wut?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

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    wut?
    Do me, after you have a couple of beers.

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    Tom have four more beers and come cornhole this queer.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Randy, your unresolved issues with your father manifest themselves in your love for Paul Simon and Pink Floyd.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Do me, after you have a couple of beers.
    Pics...

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Alma, your unresolved father issues manifest themselves in your love for fruit pies and tequila.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    GPS, your unresolved father issues manifest themselves in your love for dick.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Lee, your unresolved father issues manifest themselves in your love for dick.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Randy, your unresolved issues with your father manifest themselves in your love for Paul Simon and Pink Floyd.
    Are you saying I want to fuck my father? 'Cause, I mean... well, actually it would have been pretty hot. So sarcastic and flabby...

    But Pops always though Pink Floyd was bullshit, so there!
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Yesssssssssssss.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    I want in on this.

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    But Pops always though Pink Floyd was bullshit, so there!
    QED
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Hannah, your unresolved father issues have made you caustic and nihilistic.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    And within the next three years, a lesbian.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Of my very own?

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    GPS, your unresolved father issues manifest themselves in your love for dick.
    That's unbelievably cruel. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Are you saying I want to fuck my father? 'Cause, I mean... well, actually it would have been pretty hot. So sarcastic and flabby...

    But Pops always though Pink Floyd was bullshit, so there!
    Just think your ass as the Dark Side of The Moon.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    I meant NASCAR, not dick.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I meant NASCAR, not dick.
    Dick Trickle, the NASCAR driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Alma, your unresolved father issues manifest themselves in your love for fruit pies and tequila.
    I'm pretty sure you just insinuated that my dad is a gay xenophile.

    a femme gay xenophile.


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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    If I were king, gays would have the exact same rights as straights, but I'd set up a little summer camp for NASCAR fans in Treblinka, Alabama.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Straights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    I'm pretty sure you just insinuated that my dad is a gay xenophile.
    xenophobe. you're still rebelling.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Straights.
    you know what I meant.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Post Here If You Want Tom To Say Something Unbelievably Cruel To You--Limited Tim

    oooh me now!
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