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    Sorry, Lama.
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    I'm $5500 in debt today and by tomorrow I'll be $25500 in debt. The sun was shining directly into my face really god damn early this morning and I woke up hot and grumpy. Happy WITSday, I hope you stub your toe repeatedly.


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    Old board members might remember that one time that yablo told us about a certain medical condition he once had (not gout, the other one) that while not a serious medical threat by any means, it was really painful and embarassing and kind of disgusting-sounding and we made fun of him for precisely those reasons. Remember that? well guess what the doctor says I have?

    I hope you people stagger with senseless pain for months.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Not the undereye circle thing?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    no no no no. amy. wtf would be disgusting about having rings under your eyes?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    hahahahahaha old people.

    Post pics. He may still have the cream next to his magnetic soap.

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    I still have one more arm than you.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Old board members might remember that one time that yablo told us about a certain medical condition he once had (not gout, the other one) that while not a serious medical threat by any means, it was really painful and embarassing and kind of disgusting-sounding and we made fun of him for precisely those reasons. Remember that? well guess what the doctor says I have?

    I hope you people stagger with senseless pain for months.
    That's why you should stay away from the DR, Tom.

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    Maybe NSFW




































































    Which?

    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    different than that.

    sort of.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    anyway you fucking retards this is not Tom's Medical Report thread. this is WITSday and I hope you all shrivel up and live a long, empty, vacant existence.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    jesus Etheoiareoidlareodk
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    MAYBE NSFW?

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    So am I right or what?
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    no no no no. amy. wtf would be disgusting about having rings under your eyes?
    Sorry I was fishing. I only remembered the gout thing when you said it. And that's not even what it is.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    No. am I the only one that remembers Yablo's admission?

    that guy would admit anything.

    anyway. I hope you all have babies that look like those pictures.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    MAYBE NSFW?
    Capt is trying to get people fired, and I say good riddance to the employed.


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    the good news is, I'm not hungry anymore.


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    BPH

    If it's not that, then I give up.
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    no you're still wrong.

    when the doctor said "well it looks like you've got _______ " I immediately thought of yablo. Immediately. and no one else remembers this. you all are brain damaged aliens.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    If you say it, I'll probably remember it. That's all I'm saying.

    FUCK TODAY.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I've got it...anal fissures! Right? Tell me I'm right, Tom.
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Tom has eye herpes.

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    so, what's for dinner?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Wait, Yablo had gonorrhea.

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    You'd know.


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    and now so does your mom.

    YOUR MOM.


    edit that was for J$. fuck all you people.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    haha eye herpes
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    fecal cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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