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    Quote Originally Posted by Still-ill View Post
    I'm working on a filling boxes with spring loaded boxing gloves.

    You may or may not be receiving a package from me.
    What? This isn't fucking Looney Toons, this is WITSday. Come back when you have something valid to add. God I hate you so bad right now.

    I mean that wouldn't even fucking hurt anyone. Wouldn't draw blood. You'd probably fuck it all up so it deploys in transit or some shit and then it'd all be ruined and your failure would be front page news. National failure.
    Last edited by thefunkylama; 09-09-2009 at 11:58 AM.


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    "I, corrected her."

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    I'll fucking menace your mother with a snapping turtle if you even think about sending me anything.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    What? This isn't fucking Looney Toons, this is WITSday. Come back when you have something valid to add. God I hate you so bad right now.

    I mean that wouldn't even fucking hurt anyone.

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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Sweet!! I just found my Mom her birthday present:

    8/24 NIN and Soundgarden @ Shoreline
    8/26 Jack Johnson @ Berkeley Greek Theatre
    9/19 Beck @ the Masonic (?)
    9/22 Tove Lo @ the Fillmore
    9/27 Simian Mobile Disco @ The Mezzanine
    10/5 The War On Drugs @ The Fillmore
    10/21 Jessie Ware @ The Chapel
    10/24 Little Dragon @ the Fox Theatre
    10/24 Rfs Du Sol @ The Mezzanine
    10/29 PHISH @ Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
    10/31 AlunaGeorge @ 1015 (?)
    11/29 London Grammar @ the Fox Theatre

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I'll fucking menace your mother with a snapping turtle if you even think about sending me anything.
    This is a bluff. Snapping turtles are extinct. My people ate them all.


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    Thread subtitle: "Sociopaths - reveal yourselves within."
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You were right. I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    This is a bluff. Snapping turtles are extinct. My people ate them all.
    Don't make me vomit in your mouth.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by real talk View Post
    Thread subtitle: "Sociopaths - reveal yourselves within."
    Welcome to the club, rt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by real talk View Post
    Thread subtitle: "Sociopaths - reveal yourselves within."
    Good one, Valerie.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    Bonus points if you pinch her "love handles" while you say it.
    Her love handles are, in fact, her jutting rib cage.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I don't care. Pinch skin and jiggle until tears well up in her eyes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Her love handles are, in fact, her jutting rib cage.
    Ribbed for my pleasure.

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    Seriously. Fuck all of you. You just sucked any fun out of trolling. I hope cancer chokes you all to death.

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    i found out i helped get someone fired today, and i was glad
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I quit my job to spite the people I worked with. I'd rather live in poverty than have to show up at that stinking pit every day. They have suffered every day since my departure and once asked me to come back, but I'll take my crushing debt, thank you.


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    I'll put a band-aid on all of your bastard cancers.

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    my cancers are all the products of happy marriages you fuck.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    Good one, Valerie.
    Irony.
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    You were right. I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    my cancers are all the products of happy marriages you fuck.
    Your cancers get a used,AIDZ-infected band-aid now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by real talk View Post
    Irony.
    Yep.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Yep what? Why do I put myself through this board. I gotta go.
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    You were right. I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by real talk View Post
    Yep what? Why do I put myself through this board. I gotta go.
    Don't be a snot rag, RT!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Don't be a snot rag, RT!
    Hey you leave her alone Old Yeller
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Let her be. RT does what RT wants.


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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    Hey you leave her alone Old Yeller

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    Happy Nitwits day to all!!
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    Let her be. RT does what RT wants.
    Thats evident from the delhomme pick. Way to go rt. Get ready to lose tomorrow night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Happy Nitwits day to all!!
    Way to do it wrong stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Thats evident from the delhomme pick. Way to go rt. Get ready to lose tomorrow night.
    That won't mean much coming from the guy who'll lose next week to the only team considered "a second bye-week" even by its owner.


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