Happy Fucking WITSday.

[thefunkylama]

I'm working on a filling boxes with spring loaded boxing gloves.

You may or may not be receiving a package from me.

What? This isn't fucking Looney Toons, this is WITSday. Come back when you have something valid to add. God I hate you so bad right now.

I mean that wouldn't even fucking hurt anyone. Wouldn't draw blood. You'd probably fuck it all up so it deploys in transit or some shit and then it'd all be ruined and your failure would be front page news. National failure.

[marooko]

"I, corrected her."

[miscorrections]

I'll fucking menace your mother with a snapping turtle if you even think about sending me anything.

[Still-ill]

What? This isn't fucking Looney Toons, this is WITSday. Come back when you have something valid to add. God I hate you so bad right now.

I mean that wouldn't even fucking hurt anyone.

[fikus222]

Sweet!! I just found my Mom her birthday present:

[thefunkylama]

I'll fucking menace your mother with a snapping turtle if you even think about sending me anything.

This is a bluff. Snapping turtles are extinct. My people ate them all.

[real talk]

Thread subtitle: "Sociopaths - reveal yourselves within."

[miscorrections]

This is a bluff. Snapping turtles are extinct. My people ate them all.

Don't make me vomit in your mouth.

[BlackSwan]

Thread subtitle: "Sociopaths - reveal yourselves within."

Welcome to the club, rt.

[kreutz2112]

Thread subtitle: "Sociopaths - reveal yourselves within."

Good one, Valerie.

[captncrzy]

Bonus points if you pinch her "love handles" while you say it.

Her love handles are, in fact, her jutting rib cage.

[thefunkylama]

I don't care. Pinch skin and jiggle until tears well up in her eyes.

[BlackSwan]

Her love handles are, in fact, her jutting rib cage.

Ribbed for my pleasure.

[Young blood]

Seriously. Fuck all of you. You just sucked any fun out of trolling. I hope cancer chokes you all to death.

[chairmenmeow47]

i found out i helped get someone fired today, and i was glad

[thefunkylama]

I quit my job to spite the people I worked with. I'd rather live in poverty than have to show up at that stinking pit every day. They have suffered every day since my departure and once asked me to come back, but I'll take my crushing debt, thank you.

[obzen]

I'll put a band-aid on all of your bastard cancers.

[chairmenmeow47]

my cancers are all the products of happy marriages you fuck.

[real talk]

Good one, Valerie.

Irony.

[obzen]

my cancers are all the products of happy marriages you fuck.

Your cancers get a used,AIDZ-infected band-aid now.

[kreutz2112]

Irony.

Yep.

[real talk]

Yep what? Why do I put myself through this board. I gotta go.

[BROKENDOLL]

Yep what? Why do I put myself through this board. I gotta go.

Don't be a snot rag, RT!

[caco0283]

Don't be a snot rag, RT!

Hey you leave her alone Old Yeller

[thefunkylama]

Let her be. RT does what RT wants.

[obzen]

Hey you leave her alone Old Yeller

[Pixiessp]

Happy Nitwits day to all!!

[Young blood]

Let her be. RT does what RT wants.

Thats evident from the delhomme pick. Way to go rt. Get ready to lose tomorrow night.

[Young blood]

Happy Nitwits day to all!!

Way to do it wrong stupid.

[thefunkylama]

Thats evident from the delhomme pick. Way to go rt. Get ready to lose tomorrow night.

That won't mean much coming from the guy who'll lose next week to the only team considered "a second bye-week" even by its owner.