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    I sent you all packages. They're full of AIDS needles and the tape is made of herpes. You'll have to sign for it if you don't want to pay for shipping and handling.


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    I was going to spread it by swalllowing a few cups full, then i was going to hold each one down while i induced vomitting. No need to force feed it to me.
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    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Im going to make a phone call during a movie and yell at all people telling me to "shh" I will tell them all...."stfu you are disrupting my phone call"
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Then I'll just stab you repeatedly while the toxins take over.

    Funky, I moved. And left no forwarding address. Return package anyone?

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    Wouldn't take me but 10 minutes to change cottonballs into snot rags for the whiners and maxi pads for the raggers since it's fucking WITSday.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    You all really, really suck at not making me hate you indiscriminately. I'm going to drink the rest of my three bottles of tequila and pretend you each hhave some semblance of intelligence and class.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I've got a hell of a fucking headache right now. Maybe I'll die.
    You don't have to die. Take asprin: support the Nazi cause.


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    Wow. That hurt. Get alcohol poisoning and suffer. For a long time. Don't die, suffer.

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    No, die. One less asshole in the world is one less asshole I have to deal with.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    You don't have to die. Take asprin: support the Nazi cause.
    I can't take Nazi meds, you fucking dolt, it'll turn to ash in my Jew mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    No, die. One less asshole in the world is one less asshole I have to deal with.
    Then you die. I want her to suffer. Like if she were a fallen christian, for ETERNITY!!!

    Oh wait....this is Jew thread? Fuck this thread.

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    I am selfish and have no headache to speak of. I am not dying, but am glad about all the people that are.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Wow. That hurt. Get alcohol poisoning and suffer. For a long time. Don't die, suffer.
    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    No, die. One less asshole in the world is one less asshole I have to deal with.

    You can't tell me what the fuck to do. My tequila will make me stronger.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I can't take Nazi meds, you fucking dolt, it'll turn to ash in my Jew mouth.
    You can. Just think about it. You'll get to enjoy the taste of your ancestors before the tumor takes you to join them in purgatory for being eternally wrong about Jesus. It'll be like one big, rotting, festering family reunion.


    So, you know, like every other family reunion you've ever had.


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    i support the War but hate the troops
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I'm proud of myself for almost making this chick crash twice on a bridge today, just because she honked at me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    You all really, really suck at not making me hate you indiscriminately. I'm going to drink the rest of my three bottles of tequila and pretend you each hhave some semblance of intelligence and class.
    Why, you greedy assed little bitch!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fikus222 View Post
    I'm proud of myself for almost making this chick crash twice on a bridge today, just because she honked at me.
    that would be funny if you end up falling off a bridge in 4 hours
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Why, you greedy assed little bitch!
    You callin' me a fatass?


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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    You callin' me a fatass?
    No, that was my politest way of asking you to share, God Dammit!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Gitcher own. I don't share.


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    Y'all want some cake?

    FUCK YOU. THIS CAKE WILL FUCKING EAT YOU.

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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    That cake was my junior year art class final project. It ate the teacher. I had to retake the class the next year.


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    I'm going to go tell this anorexic chick I work with that she looks like she gained some weight on her vacation.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I'm going to go tell this anorexic chick I work with that she looks like she gained some weight on her vacation.
    Bonus points if you pinch her "love handles" while you say it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    I am going to GNC during my lunch break, and will switch all the labels on the weight loss and weight gain pills.

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    Ha ha ha ha, and by that I mean what a fucking stupid idea for a thread. WITSday. How about suck my dick day.

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    I'm working on a filling boxes with spring loaded boxing gloves.

    You may or may not be receiving a package from me.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I'm going to go tell this anorexic chick I work with that she looks like she gained some weight on her vacation.
    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    Bonus points if you pinch her "love handles" while you say it.
    Do it!
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