Happy Fucking WITSday.

[thefunkylama]

I sent you all packages. They're full of AIDS needles and the tape is made of herpes. You'll have to sign for it if you don't want to pay for shipping and handling.

[djandrews25]

I was going to spread it by swalllowing a few cups full, then i was going to hold each one down while i induced vomitting. No need to force feed it to me.

[bug on your lip]

[caco0283]

Im going to make a phone call during a movie and yell at all people telling me to "shh" I will tell them all...."stfu you are disrupting my phone call"

[marooko]

Then I'll just stab you repeatedly while the toxins take over.

Funky, I moved. And left no forwarding address. Return package anyone?

[BROKENDOLL]

Wouldn't take me but 10 minutes to change cottonballs into snot rags for the whiners and maxi pads for the raggers since it's fucking WITSday.

[thefunkylama]

You all really, really suck at not making me hate you indiscriminately. I'm going to drink the rest of my three bottles of tequila and pretend you each hhave some semblance of intelligence and class.

[thefunkylama]

I've got a hell of a fucking headache right now. Maybe I'll die.

You don't have to die. Take asprin: support the Nazi cause.

[marooko]

Wow. That hurt. Get alcohol poisoning and suffer. For a long time. Don't die, suffer.

[kreutz2112]

No, die. One less asshole in the world is one less asshole I have to deal with.

[Hannahrain]

You don't have to die. Take asprin: support the Nazi cause.

I can't take Nazi meds, you fucking dolt, it'll turn to ash in my Jew mouth.

[marooko]

No, die. One less asshole in the world is one less asshole I have to deal with.

Then you die. I want her to suffer. Like if she were a fallen christian, for ETERNITY!!!

Oh wait....this is Jew thread? Fuck this thread.

[kreutz2112]

I am selfish and have no headache to speak of. I am not dying, but am glad about all the people that are.

[thefunkylama]

Wow. That hurt. Get alcohol poisoning and suffer. For a long time. Don't die, suffer.

No, die. One less asshole in the world is one less asshole I have to deal with.

You can't tell me what the fuck to do. My tequila will make me stronger.

I can't take Nazi meds, you fucking dolt, it'll turn to ash in my Jew mouth.

You can. Just think about it. You'll get to enjoy the taste of your ancestors before the tumor takes you to join them in purgatory for being eternally wrong about Jesus. It'll be like one big, rotting, festering family reunion.


So, you know, like every other family reunion you've ever had.

[bug on your lip]

i support the War but hate the troops

[fikus222]

I'm proud of myself for almost making this chick crash twice on a bridge today, just because she honked at me.

[BROKENDOLL]

You all really, really suck at not making me hate you indiscriminately. I'm going to drink the rest of my three bottles of tequila and pretend you each hhave some semblance of intelligence and class.

Why, you greedy assed little bitch!

[bug on your lip]

I'm proud of myself for almost making this chick crash twice on a bridge today, just because she honked at me.

that would be funny if you end up falling off a bridge in 4 hours

[thefunkylama]

Why, you greedy assed little bitch!

You callin' me a fatass?

[BROKENDOLL]

You callin' me a fatass?

No, that was my politest way of asking you to share, God Dammit!

[thefunkylama]

Gitcher own. I don't share.

[miscorrections]

Y'all want some cake?

FUCK YOU. THIS CAKE WILL FUCKING EAT YOU.

[thefunkylama]

That cake was my junior year art class final project. It ate the teacher. I had to retake the class the next year.

[captncrzy]

I'm going to go tell this anorexic chick I work with that she looks like she gained some weight on her vacation.

[thefunkylama]

I'm going to go tell this anorexic chick I work with that she looks like she gained some weight on her vacation.

Bonus points if you pinch her "love handles" while you say it.

[Still-ill]

[BlackSwan]

I am going to GNC during my lunch break, and will switch all the labels on the weight loss and weight gain pills.

[Young blood]

Ha ha ha ha, and by that I mean what a fucking stupid idea for a thread. WITSday. How about suck my dick day.

[Still-ill]

I'm working on a filling boxes with spring loaded boxing gloves.

You may or may not be receiving a package from me.

[rskapcat]

I'm going to go tell this anorexic chick I work with that she looks like she gained some weight on her vacation.

Bonus points if you pinch her "love handles" while you say it.

Do it!