Happy Fucking WITSday.

[higgybaby23]

Three words: Silent but deadly.

[TomAz]

If you took his diploma off the wall and ate it, you'd probably get enough fiber. You should do that.

but then what do i do the next day?

[Hannahrain]

I'm not a damn Zoltar machine, Tom. I can't just dispense sage wisdom for free.

[thefunkylama]

Every time you make a horrible pun, I kill a small kitten with my bare hands and use the bodies to fertilize my garden of growing hatred and discontent with the world.

[BlackSwan]

I guess its kinda like if you went to threads and acted like you were better than people. Good point.

I don't "act" like I am better than anyone, but if that is how it seems from your perspective, it must be the case.

[kreutz2112]

Tom frequently sharts. We all do, really.

[Still-ill]

Look who's dead:

No...
I hate you WITSday! I hate you!!

[marooko]

I'm going to drive really slow in the far left-hand lane.

Oh fucking HELL NO!!! Capn', you've been cool in my book, till now. I'm gonna slash your tires next year. I know where you're staying. Then I'm gonna come back in here and post about it.

[kreutz2112]

I love hating witsday.

[TommyboyUNM]

I hope every last one of you dies of a disease so rare they have to name it after you.

thefunkylama's disease killed 3 people this year!

[TomAz]

Tom frequently sharts. We all do, really.

no I have the opposite problem.

[kreutz2112]

Oh right. I forgot that if you ARE regular and eat a lot of fiber, then you shart. I'll stop assuming the regularity of your BMs. Although, isn't that what witsday is about?

[fikus222]

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”

-mae west

“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.”

-steven weinberg

“Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party”

-oscar wilde

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

-george bernhard shaw

“If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.”

-woody allen

“The rebel can never find peace. He knows what is good and, despite himself, does evil. The value which supports him is never given to him once and for all”

-albert camus

[thefunkylama]

thefunkylama's disease killed 3 people this year!

3/3. You're next.

[amyzzz]

I will eat the potluck desserts even though I didn't bring anything.

[thefunkylama]

Oh right. I forgot that if you ARE regular and eat a lot of fiber, then you shart. I'll stop assuming the regularity of your BMs. Although, isn't that what witsday is about?

No. The point of WITSday is not to give a good god damn if Tom is so irregular he's regularly hospitalized for his impacted colon, or, if a good god damn could be given, it's only to cheer on said toxification.

[thefunkylama]

“The rebel can never find peace. He knows what is good and, despite himself, does evil. The value which supports him is never given to him once and for all”

-albert camus

I love Albert Camus and the things he wrote about the Sisyphian myth. Mufugga is my hero.

[BlackSwan]

I'm going to buy an electric car, and then try to put gas in it.

[stinkbutt]

I'm not going to cover my cough and leave my used kleenex on other's keyboards

[higgybaby23]

[Hannahrain]

I'm going to the bank. If a homeless person holds their hand out at me, I'm going to put my gum in it. Because it's motherfucking WITSday. The day of putting gum into someone's hand.

[thefunkylama]

The a/c in my house just came on and all the windows in the house are open. I am not getting up to close them. Fuck the environment.

[kreutz2112]

No. The point of WITSday is not to give a good god damn if Tom is so irregular he's regularly hospitalized for his impacted colon, or, if a good god damn could be given, it's only to cheer on said toxification.

I was more getting at the fact of not caring about caring.

[thefunkylama]

Oh. Well fuck you then. p.s. happy WITSday.

[BlackSwan]

I am going to make illegal copies of this band's entire discography, and post it all over the internet:

[kreutz2112]

I'm about to kill a living breathing thing.

[kreutz2112]

Oh. Well fuck you then. p.s. happy WITSday.

Same to you, bitch.

[thefunkylama]

My sister just told me she's getting married. I just told her to lose my invitation.

[djandrews25]

I don't "act" like I am better than anyone, but if that is how it seems from your perspective, it must be the case.

Because my perspective is that you are better......Nevermind, I'm going to go spread anthrax to the picketters promoting national health care.

[marooko]

Because my perspective is that you are better......Nevermind, I'm going to go spread anthrax to the picketters promoting national health care.

I'm gonna help you. Then force feed you some.