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    That first recipe is not dissimilar to one of those McDonalds breakfast sandwiches with the sweet pancake buns. It's gross, but it's just not that unusual.

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    This thread just made me lolz so hard.
    I never heard of this woman before
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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    I never heard of this woman before
    what's it like living under a rock?

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    i never watched the food network.
    what do you want from me??
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    i have a stomach virus and the first video along with that butter soup pic literally made me vomit

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    salah i think you want to lick butter from between her breast crevasses.

    the donut burger slayed me. OH YES I DID.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    i never watched the food network.
    you're making baby jesus cry

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    Look at her bent over that table

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Anyone who likes Giada de Laurentiis should know that her husband is a 100% total douche bag.



    Todd Thompson, the fashion designer. She broke my heart.

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    paula was an agoraphobic in her early life. no wonder food has been her bff.
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    You Paula haters are nuts. Butter, cream cheese, mayonaise, and sour cream are the staples of happiness and she knows it. I wish she was my grandmother/cook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ha.SK View Post
    paula was an agoraphobic in her early life. no wonder food has been her bff.
    I think her eating problem and agoraphobia had a lot to do with her first husband & father of her boys. I think there was some abuse issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Poor Paula

    (giggle)

    Though she would do well to look into cooking with less fat.

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    Random side note: Paula Deen is also pimping wool area rugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Butter, cream cheese, mayonaise, and sour cream are the staples of happiness and she knows it.
    Whether any of this is true or not becomes irrelevant every single time Paula Deen opens her cavernous maw and speaks. Her voice, her accent, her grotesque visage and her phony homespun platitudes work together in absolute disharmony. She could have the secrets to the universe's great unknowns, and I'd still want to sink knitting needles into my ears with great force the moment she began to reveal them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Anyone who likes Giada de Laurentiis should know that her husband is a 100% total douche bag.



    Todd Thompson, the fashion designer. She broke my heart.
    I her even more. Must rescue her from douchery. My chivalry instincts are at full power. I will hold her and read her poetry, and feed her watercress sandwiches from her own recipe. (The secret is a sprig of mint.)











    Plus, I'm pretty sure my wife would say yes to a threeway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Plus, I'm pretty sure my wife would say yes to a threeway.
    Would any version of this triad involve you?





    Zing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    Would any version of this triad involve you.
    Yeah, well, if Giada was involved, she probably wouldn't much care who the guy was. But I'd like to think I'd be first choice to be the third wheel. "Till Death..." and all that jazz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Yeah, well, if Giada was involved, she probably wouldn't much care who the guy was. But I'd like to think I'd be first choice to be the third wheel. "Till Death..." and all that jazz.
    Hooray!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    Whether any of this is true or not becomes irrelevant every single time Paula Deen opens her cavernous maw and speaks. Her voice, her accent, her grotesque visage and her phony homespun platitudes work together in absolute disharmony. She could have the secrets to the universe's great unknowns, and I'd still want to sink knitting needles into my ears with great force the moment she began to reveal them.
    Well, that's a reason to dislike her with ferocious intensity, then. I like her shtick, even if it is analogous to Mom from Futurama. She reminds me of my grandmother in Texas, so I guess I get some comfort from that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Well, that's a reason to dislike her with ferocious intensity, then. I like her shtick, even if it is analogous to Mom from Futurama. She reminds me of my grandmother in Texas, so I guess I get some comfort from that.
    You've just ruined Futurama for me. Not that I don't get the connection. I have no southern relatives, though I did spend a couple of my immediate post-college years in Atlanta and Charlotte, and Deen brings up the very worst of those memories for me.
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    I'm from the south and Paula deen makes me want to barf when I look at her and her food. People don't all eat like that down here.

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    Yea, for the record I don't actually eat Paula style foods on a regular basis and I would probably be dead, in a coma, or some sort of electronic wheelchair device if I did. It's a gluttonous indulgence whenever I do whip up one of her recipes, and a sort of guilty pleasure watching her shows. But I don't watch her frequently...and I get the hate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelaw View Post
    I'm from the south and Paula deen makes me want to barf when I look at her and her food. People don't all eat like that down here.
    Florida isn't really the same kind of south.
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