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    ahahahahaahahhahah

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    i was JUST gonna post that
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    I have a signed autograph from her newest husband Captain Mike! My dad got it for me at a trade show.


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    Haaaaaaaa! This bitch'll probably outlive Jack Lalanne

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    Paula's nickname on the set is stinky twinkie.
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    the stinky twinkie is on the today show right now

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    she's talking about baby's buttholes

    edit: and balls...

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    Happy Halloween, y'all!



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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    hahahahahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    a slowed down version with weird music. classic!
    Holy freaking shit... I laughed so much!

    Face it dude. You love her.

    Also...


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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    No more butter? :'(
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    I like her fat versus skinny.
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    Smooches. =)

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    I can tell you Paula Deen's secret to losing weight: She fucking stopped eating like Paula Deen.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    06,11,12,13,14(1+2)

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    Best diet ever!

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    It's either Gastric bypass, or fucking weight watchers. If it is weight watchers, she'll be their spokespersons and convince the fans to spend mucho dinero to be as thin as her.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Haha that guys funny.

    I love it when he bitches people out for having filthy, disgusting restaurants.

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    Can we get a rule 34 on her?

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    "Hey, y'all, come to my plantation-themed dream wedding":

    “I remember telling them about a restaurant that my husband and I had recently visited. And I’m wanting to think it was in Tennessee or North Carolina or somewhere, and it was so impressive,” Deen said. “The whole entire wait staff was middle-aged black men, and they had on beautiful white jackets with a black bow tie. I mean, it was really impressive. And I remember saying I would love to have servers like that, I said, but I would be afraid that somebody would misinterpret.”
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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