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    Default I don't want to be lazy anymore

    Would anyone else be interested if I started a social group for lazy people who want to stop being lazy? I need to get stuff done, but I procrastinate, and it's a vicious cycle that's ruining my life.

    We could motivate each other.

    Or just post cats. Whatevs.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I find being on this board has a lot to do with procrastination and laziness. Think how productive we all would be if we just quit here.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Lazy people don't show initiative.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: I don't want to be lazy anymore

    I don't mind being lazy at work so much-- I only post when I'm at work. Well, usually.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I've been cleaning my room all afternoon (between posts) and just dragged a dresser up a flight of stairs by myself on my own intiative, so at this moment, I don't really qualify. But in general, I'm one of the laziest, most unmotivated bastards around. How does this work? Do the laziest people get the highest offices? Are you allowed to join if you make the effort to try to join?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    post when I'm at work.

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    first step into not being so lazy: make me a sammich.

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    Default Re: I don't want to be lazy anymore

    i'm actually trying to teach myself how to be lazy. I'm constantly on the go, need to slooooooooooooooooooow dooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn

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    Officers would be too much work. It would just be a place to say "hey I cleaned the bathroom today instead of watching 6 hours of House on Saturday." Or at the VERY least "I cleaned the bathroom BEFORE I watched 6 hours of House on Saturday."
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    i'm too lazy to come up with an adequate response to this.
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    Default Re: I don't want to be lazy anymore

    If you're out of work, you could also say "I wrote out a new resume and sent it to 20 companies today." --stuff like that that needs to get done but you're putting off.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I find being on this board has a lot to do with procrastination and laziness. Think how productive we all would be if we just quit here.
    This is very true. I find my most productive times are when I intentionally don't come to the board when I want to.

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Or at the VERY least "I cleaned the bathroom BEFORE I watched 6 hours of House on Saturday."
    If you watch 6 hours of the same show on a Saturday, you are definitely lazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I find being on this board has a lot to do with procrastination and laziness. Think how productive we all would be if we just quit here.
    I think about it. I also think about the day when I go to try on my jeans and find my ass has enlarged from sitting here and they won't fit. I've even thought of having suffacated take the power cord away from my PC... followed by the thought of wrapping it around his neck if he does...
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Lazy people don't show initiative.
    Oh, please...I make it a point to look for a job before I come here to squat and nest for the day!
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I don't mind being lazy at work so much-- I only post when I'm at work. Well, usually.
    And I hope to find a job just like Amyzzz!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I do that about every weekend.

    edit: watch a bunch of the same TV show I mean
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I don't feel like joining today. maybe tomorrow.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I'm moving on Sunday and I haven't done a damn thing other than packing up my kitchen things.

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    Maybe you could box up some clothes today.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I'm so lazy, i may not even finish this se
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    Default Re: I don't want to be lazy anymore

    It's too fucking hot to do anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    If you're out of work, you could also say "I wrote out a new resume and sent it to 20 companies today." --stuff like that that needs to get done but you're putting off.
    You mean like paying my phonebill online at 3am becasue I was busy tending to my nest all day?

    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    This is very true. I find my most productive times are when I intentionally don't come to the board when I want to.
    If you watch 6 hours of the same show on a Saturday, you are definitely lazy.
    Now wait a fucking minute! WHO, INTENTIONALLY CAN AVOID COMING HERE FOR PERIODS LONGER THAN SAY 8 HOURS EACH DAY?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Maybe you could box up some clothes today.
    I feel like you might do well with this. It's never actually helped me get anything done, but it's nice to know it's there. Plus I have a crush on Merlin Mann.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I'm moving on Sunday and I haven't done a damn thing other than packing up my kitchen things.
    Hannahrain isn't lazy...she just has no coffee in order to get motivated...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Thank you, Hannah.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derekx View Post
    It's too fucking hot to do anything.
    And this too! It is offically 110* right now in Indio, Ca....@#!$%&*!!!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    You don't have AC?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    haha, amy's too lazy to type out 'air conditioning'
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    She could be talking about Anal Cunt. You know what they say about assumptions.

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    Default Re: I don't want to be lazy anymore

    I exaggerated, actually. I haven't done anything for the past few days. Today, though, I started an account with my new power company, paid next month's rent, applied for six months of temporary health insurance, set up my new internet service, ordered various and sundry computer-related pieces to make newer things work with older things, and changed my voter registration. All to avoid doing the actual physical job of packing things up and throwing things out. Sometimes laziness begets productivity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    You don't have AC?
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    haha, amy's too lazy to type out 'air conditioning'
    LOL Silly me for aiming to prove a point that I live 3 miles south of Hell to people who live 3 miles north of it!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I exaggerated, actually. I haven't done anything for the past few days. Today, though, I started an account with my new power company, paid next month's rent, applied for six months of temporary health insurance, set up my new internet service, ordered various and sundry computer-related pieces to make newer things work with older things, and changed my voter registration. All to avoid doing the actual physical job of packing things up and throwing things out. Sometimes laziness begets productivity.
    Shit. And this is without coffee? Damn, I'll be lucky to make it to the mailbox!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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