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    Just think of BD the next time you need that to happen.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Did you know that if you grab a woman by the head and swing her around so that her head will snap off, her body will run around for a while?
    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I hear if you cut them in two, it becomes two separate living women.
    These are my stories and I'm sticking to them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    Sure. Goes like this. Attraction and sex are proof that God, or the universe, or WTF ever you'd like to call it, has a sense of humor. They are the most ridiculous fucking things and humans think about them constantly during the day. Really its just 2 people, chemistry, and a penis in a vagina, and we have a tendency to freak the fuck out about all of it. Nonsense.
    The only thing I freak out about is the one with the penis...It's fun, but most certainly hard to explain to the opposite sex...Wait 'til soul finds out!

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    OK, i posted this a long time ago and got flamed. Maybe this thread fits the flow more. On thin women: I like thin women sometimes because you can throw them on the bed, toss them around, and throw them up against the wall. Only if they like that of course. cr****
    So, you're into fire, huh, Ron? Hope so, cuz you throw me up against a wall, I'll leave your old ass sitting there while I start playing with matches!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I know! How about a poll on obnoxious women now? (I'm like, SO THERE!)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    You make my genitals contract into my body.
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    If she can do this:




    Kick ass with a cigarette in her mouth. HOT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    If she can do this:




    Kick ass with a cigarette in her mouth. HOT!!!
    I like the girl in the jeans shoes.
    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    re: BD's comment last page, I prefer lingerie ever fucking time. Yes, dressed down and simple is cute and sexy, but a woman that knows how to rock the real sexy lingerie under her clothes is tops for me. Perhaps my last girlfriend spoiled me - I dunno. I guess it is hard to argue with something like this though:

    FIXED

    I'm with you Bud.. I totally dig the woman who knows how to play the teasing game with her outfit. Subtle flashes during the night that ultimately lead you to the payoff at the end. Nice..


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    Yup, you get it...
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    The middle class needs sick beats.

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    A girl with a nice ass that can dance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    <edit>Firefighters are always cute sweaty and shirtless. They will be there in a few minutes to save you.
    except usually firefighters aren't shirtless when they rescue...

    they are usually covered head to toe in scratchy canvas, and tend to be far from gentle...

    on the other hand, guranteed they will be able to carry anyone out of a burning building, no matter how much love for cake, beer and delicious fatty foods they have...
    "It began as a mistake" - Charles Bukowski

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    Megan has nice shoes here...
    "It began as a mistake" - Charles Bukowski

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    Look, i'm not proud of it, but I will be upfront: Megan Fox is hot. She's the practically perfect kind of hot. Not my type at all, and I feel guilty saying it, but she is goddamn fucking hot.
    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    Your stupid

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    thought it was angelina jolie but wasn't looking at her face.

    besides tits, ass and legs...it's got to be her sent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emtgreg View Post
    except usually firefighters aren't shirtless when they rescue...

    they are usually covered head to toe in scratchy canvas, and tend to be far from gentle...

    on the other hand, guranteed they will be able to carry anyone out of a burning building, no matter how much love for cake, beer and delicious fatty foods they have...
    You can't be serious? There is a reason your eyes are so close together and have a small head. You are what my niece calls "special".

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    internet, SERIOUS BUSINESS
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    It's hard to ignore a cute girl on a bicycle

    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Here's a thought for the guys that said, "Ass..."
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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