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    1. Write
    2. Music (especially if they're black, per Ron)
    3. Take a punch
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Grill cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Think logically.

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    Take a big dump and be proud of it.
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    stay in the kitchen

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    A kitchen is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to stay there

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    1. Write
    2. Music (especially if they're black, per Ron)
    3. Take a punch
    for the record..Bjork can do all this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    for the record..Bjork can do all this.
    for the record, Bjork isnt a regular gal. She is a superhuman.

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    I'm fairly sure she can also fly under her own power and thrive in anaerobic conditions.

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    Facts about Bjork are the new facts about Chuck Norris. If this is the 23rd post in the thread, Bjork facts are a meme.
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    All praise be to Bjork

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    Have you accepted Bjork as your personal lord and savior?

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    Don't yell at me, this is right from the goofy internet. Boy am I glad I didn't say some of these cr****

    1. Know anything about a car except its color.

    2. Understand a film plot.

    3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.

    4. Lift.

    5. Throw.

    6. Run.

    7. Park.

    8. Read a map.

    9. Rob a bank.

    10. Sit still.

    11. Tell a joke.

    12. Play snooker.

    13. Pay for dinner.

    14. Eat a kebab while walking.

    15. Argue without shouting.

    16. Get told off without crying.

    17. Understand fruit machines.

    18. Walk past a shoe shop.

    19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.

    20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.

    21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.

    22. Let you sleep with a hang over.

    23. Drink a pint gracefully.

    24. Get a round in.

    25. Throw a punch.

    26. Do magic.

    27. Like your friends.

    28. Eat a really hot curry.

    29. Get to the point.

    30. Buy plain envelopes.

    31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.

    32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".

    33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.

    34. Avoid credit card debt.

    35. Dive into a pool.

    36. Assemble furniture.

    37. Set a video recorder.

    38. Not to try to change you.

    39. Watch a war film.

    40. Understand why flirting results in violence.

    41. Spend a day by themselves.

    42. Go to the toilet by themselves.

    43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.

    44. Choose a video quickly.

    45. piss on wall

    46. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Don't yell at me, this is right from the goofy internet. Boy am I glad I didn't say some of these cr****

    1. Know anything about a car except its color.

    2. Understand a film plot.

    3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.

    4. Lift.

    5. Throw.

    6. Run.

    7. Park.

    8. Read a map.

    9. Rob a bank.

    10. Sit still.

    11. Tell a joke.

    12. Play snooker.

    13. Pay for dinner.

    14. Eat a kebab while walking.

    15. Argue without shouting.

    16. Get told off without crying.

    17. Understand fruit machines.

    18. Walk past a shoe shop.

    19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.

    20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.

    21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.

    22. Let you sleep with a hang over.

    23. Drink a pint gracefully.

    24. Get a round in.

    25. Throw a punch.

    26. Do magic.

    27. Like your friends.

    28. Eat a really hot curry.

    29. Get to the point.

    30. Buy plain envelopes.

    31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.

    32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".

    33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.

    34. Avoid credit card debt.

    35. Dive into a pool.

    36. Assemble furniture.

    37. Set a video recorder.

    38. Not to try to change you.

    39. Watch a war film.

    40. Understand why flirting results in violence.

    41. Spend a day by themselves.

    42. Go to the toilet by themselves.

    43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.

    44. Choose a video quickly.

    45. piss on wall

    46. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
    Ron doesn't have issues with women. Not at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Ron doesn't have issues with women. Not at all.
    I just did a google search and that is what came up because I couldn't truthfully think of anything funny except .... grill ....That's not my list. Argue with the person that wrote it. cr****
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