An Objective List Of Things Women Can't Do Worth A Fuck

[RotationSlimWang]

1. Write
2. Music (especially if they're black, per Ron)
3. Take a punch

[canexplain]

Grill cr****

[Mr.Nipples]

Grill cr****

dark meat?

[liquidsnake28]

Drive

[SoulDischarge]

Suck dick.

[obzen]

Pee...while standing.

[SoulDischarge]

Wrong. http://www.shenis.com/

[RotationSlimWang]

Be Secretary of State.

[RotationSlimWang]

Internet.

[gaypalmsprings]

[nbvcide]

PWND!!!
if only for the 2nd half...

[TheWatcher]

Be a eunuch
Appear on JackAss the TV show
Be a Chippendale dancer

[RotationSlimWang]

Ejaculate sperm.

[BlackSwan]

Think logically.

[Boourns]

Take a big dump and be proud of it.

[TheWatcher]

Have multiple children with multiple partners at the same time
Donate sperm

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

stay in the kitchen

[TheWatcher]

A kitchen is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to stay there

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

get GPS randy

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

1. Write
2. Music (especially if they're black, per Ron)
3. Take a punch

for the record..Bjork can do all this.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

for the record..Bjork can do all this.

for the record, Bjork isnt a regular gal. She is a superhuman.

[MissingPerson]

I'm fairly sure she can also fly under her own power and thrive in anaerobic conditions.

[Boourns]

Facts about Bjork are the new facts about Chuck Norris. If this is the 23rd post in the thread, Bjork facts are a meme.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

All praise be to Bjork

[buddy]

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

Have you accepted Bjork as your personal lord and savior?

[canexplain]

Don't yell at me, this is right from the goofy internet. Boy am I glad I didn't say some of these cr****

1. Know anything about a car except its color.

2. Understand a film plot.

3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.

4. Lift.

5. Throw.

6. Run.

7. Park.

8. Read a map.

9. Rob a bank.

10. Sit still.

11. Tell a joke.

12. Play snooker.

13. Pay for dinner.

14. Eat a kebab while walking.

15. Argue without shouting.

16. Get told off without crying.

17. Understand fruit machines.

18. Walk past a shoe shop.

19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.

20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.

21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.

22. Let you sleep with a hang over.

23. Drink a pint gracefully.

24. Get a round in.

25. Throw a punch.

26. Do magic.

27. Like your friends.

28. Eat a really hot curry.

29. Get to the point.

30. Buy plain envelopes.

31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.

32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".

33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.

34. Avoid credit card debt.

35. Dive into a pool.

36. Assemble furniture.

37. Set a video recorder.

38. Not to try to change you.

39. Watch a war film.

40. Understand why flirting results in violence.

41. Spend a day by themselves.

42. Go to the toilet by themselves.

43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.

44. Choose a video quickly.

45. piss on wall

46. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.

[RotationSlimWang]

Don't yell at me, this is right from the goofy internet. Boy am I glad I didn't say some of these cr****

1. Know anything about a car except its color.

2. Understand a film plot.

3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.

4. Lift.

5. Throw.

6. Run.

7. Park.

8. Read a map.

9. Rob a bank.

10. Sit still.

11. Tell a joke.

12. Play snooker.

13. Pay for dinner.

14. Eat a kebab while walking.

15. Argue without shouting.

16. Get told off without crying.

17. Understand fruit machines.

18. Walk past a shoe shop.

19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.

20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.

21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.

22. Let you sleep with a hang over.

23. Drink a pint gracefully.

24. Get a round in.

25. Throw a punch.

26. Do magic.

27. Like your friends.

28. Eat a really hot curry.

29. Get to the point.

30. Buy plain envelopes.

31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.

32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".

33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.

34. Avoid credit card debt.

35. Dive into a pool.

36. Assemble furniture.

37. Set a video recorder.

38. Not to try to change you.

39. Watch a war film.

40. Understand why flirting results in violence.

41. Spend a day by themselves.

42. Go to the toilet by themselves.

43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.

44. Choose a video quickly.

45. piss on wall

46. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.

Ron doesn't have issues with women. Not at all.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

sexist

[canexplain]

Ron doesn't have issues with women. Not at all.

I just did a google search and that is what came up because I couldn't truthfully think of anything funny except .... grill ....That's not my list. Argue with the person that wrote it. cr****