Here's what I'll do for you!...

Be a trooper and supply us with fair priced tickets (and I mean fair fair , not fair amongst the scalping community) and when we get to Cali from Sydney we'll shout the beers (none of that Fosters shit, no Aussies drink that really!) and we'll teach you how to swear. And drop multiple F and C bombs into every sentence so naturally that if you were talking to your granny show wouldn't even notice. She'd just tell you to "fucken get in the fucken house, clean your fucken' room ya messy cunt!" - If you read that and it sounded dirty or offensive you just don't know how to swear like an Aussie.
This is a limited offer, I can't say at this point how many tutorials will be available however it is first in best dressed and length and depth of tutorials will naturally depend on the amount of ticket aid provided.

Love all you cunts.
Ken.