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    My wife's the made of honor for this wedding and she's trying to come up with funny things to put on the bridesmaids shirts. Any ideas ? I told her to put pussy control on the bridesmaids shirts and last chance on the bride but she shot me down.

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    The shirt's should read:

    I'm gonna be real easy to fuck tomorrow after this bitch gets married.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    "I do red shit."

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    It will be better if she chooses a different shirt text for each bridesmaid's personality. People like personalized stuff. (She can use the same shirt color and font to make them cohesive and still have that embarrassing we're-part-of-a-group-all-wearing-the-same-clothing thing.)

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    I like gaypalm's idea way more, and I don't even know what the fuck it means.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I like gaypalm's idea way more, and I don't even know what the fuck it means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    It will be better if she chooses a different shirt text for each bridesmaid's personality. People like personalized stuff. (She can use the same shirt color and font to make them cohesive and still have that embarrassing we're-part-of-a-group-all-wearing-the-same-clothing thing.)
    she's liking this ^

    What should they say though

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    it should say the persons personality traits: the funny one, the sneaky one, the naughty one.....etc

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    "Wooo girls go down after 3 shots"

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    The cunt-faced one.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    "Human sperm bank, donations encouraged."

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    "Total Fucking Come Dumpster."
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Sounds like this bachelorette party is shaping up to be the best one evah.

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    "She likes to play rape."
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    "Bukkake Warrior" and "Gloryhole Gladiator"

    EDIT: Oh! and "Semen Samurai"
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    "Shoot It On My Face Without Warning."
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    If she's ugly have her shirt say, "Last Stop on the Penis Bus."
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    If she's ugly have her shirt say, "Last Stop on the Penis Bus."
    Hahaha She's pretty hot actually ! If it were up to me I'd combine all these great suggestions and airbrush them (message board layout and all) on an american apparel dress tucked into mom jeans and matching hockey masks with lunch meat on them. Oh gawd what have I become!

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    Penises are a nice standby. I mean, when in doubt, a big ol' penis is always good.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    DO NOT GET MARRIED.

    You're making a huge mistake.
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    Oh, geez; this was on your facebook too. WTF?
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Reminded me of this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Reminded me of this.

    that bitch clearly stole Brandon's rap
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    The music cracks me up. What amazes me about it is that whoever put it together knows that girl well enough to have a few hundred photos of her to hand.

    One of your friends fucking hates you, lass.

    Anyway, Batchelorette party: doesn't matter what they wear, it'll just end up crusted in vomit and glitter anyway.

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    In this post-MySpace/Facebook/etc age, you don't necessarily have to be friends with someone to get a few dozen pictures of them. The person just has to be dumb enough to leave their profile(s) public.

    But yeah. That's consistency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Reminded me of this.
    Facially paralyzed, maybe? Or, lip plumping gone bad?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Or maybe that girl is actually some sort of comedic genius?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Or maybe that girl is actually some sort of comedic genius?

    no idea why im even in this thread, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    "She likes to play rape."
    I loled pretty hard at this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    The music cracks me up.
    i fucking loled hard as soon as it started up.

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