Bachelorette party

[blackchango]

My wife's the made of honor for this wedding and she's trying to come up with funny things to put on the bridesmaids shirts. Any ideas ? I told her to put pussy control on the bridesmaids shirts and last chance on the bride but she shot me down.

[RotationSlimWang]

The shirt's should read:

I'm gonna be real easy to fuck tomorrow after this bitch gets married.

[gaypalmsprings]

"I do red shit."

[Courtney]

It will be better if she chooses a different shirt text for each bridesmaid's personality. People like personalized stuff. (She can use the same shirt color and font to make them cohesive and still have that embarrassing we're-part-of-a-group-all-wearing-the-same-clothing thing.)

[blackchango]

It will be better if she chooses a different shirt text for each bridesmaid's personality. People like personalized stuff. (She can use the same shirt color and font to make them cohesive and still have that embarrassing we're-part-of-a-group-all-wearing-the-same-clothing thing.)

she's liking this ^

What should they say though

[RotationSlimWang]

I like gaypalm's idea way more, and I don't even know what the fuck it means.

[gaypalmsprings]

I like gaypalm's idea way more, and I don't even know what the fuck it means.

[SDsoldier7]

it should say the persons personality traits: the funny one, the sneaky one, the naughty one.....etc

[Young blood]

"Wooo girls go down after 3 shots"

[MissingPerson]

Reminded me of this.

[captncrzy]

Reminded me of this.

that bitch clearly stole Brandon's rap

[caco0283]

I wonder if she looks like that when she gives head. I would poke her in the eye with my left pinky if she did

[JustSteve]

Reminded me of this.

how about all the dudes in the video with the same hairstyle? jesus.

[RotationSlimWang]

The cunt-faced one.

[Young blood]

"Human sperm bank, donations encouraged."

[RotationSlimWang]

"Total Fucking Come Dumpster."

[Young blood]

Sounds like this bachelorette party is shaping up to be the best one evah.

[RotationSlimWang]

"She likes to play rape."

[boarderwoozel3]

"She likes to play rape."

I loled pretty hard at this one.

[Alchemy]

"Bukkake Warrior" and "Gloryhole Gladiator"

EDIT: Oh! and "Semen Samurai"

[RotationSlimWang]

"Shoot It On My Face Without Warning."

[Alchemy]

If she's ugly have her shirt say, "Last Stop on the Penis Bus."

[blackchango]

If she's ugly have her shirt say, "Last Stop on the Penis Bus."

Hahaha She's pretty hot actually ! If it were up to me I'd combine all these great suggestions and airbrush them (message board layout and all) on an american apparel dress tucked into mom jeans and matching hockey masks with lunch meat on them. Oh gawd what have I become!

[captncrzy]

Penises are a nice standby. I mean, when in doubt, a big ol' penis is always good.

[Aurgasm]

DO NOT GET MARRIED.

You're making a huge mistake.

[captncrzy]

Oh, geez; this was on your facebook too. WTF?

[MissingPerson]

The music cracks me up. What amazes me about it is that whoever put it together knows that girl well enough to have a few hundred photos of her to hand.

One of your friends fucking hates you, lass.

Anyway, Batchelorette party: doesn't matter what they wear, it'll just end up crusted in vomit and glitter anyway.

[marooko]

The music cracks me up.

i fucking loled hard as soon as it started up.

[blackchango]

The music cracks me up. What amazes me about it is that whoever put it together knows that girl well enough to have a few hundred photos of her to hand.

One of your friends fucking hates you, lass.

Anyway, Batchelorette party: doesn't matter what they wear, it'll just end up crusted in vomit and glitter anyway.

Hahaha! Exactly and dont forget the pastrami!

[Courtney]

In this post-MySpace/Facebook/etc age, you don't necessarily have to be friends with someone to get a few dozen pictures of them. The person just has to be dumb enough to leave their profile(s) public.

But yeah. That's consistency.