Yes yes yes, you old boarders are so much more entertaining than us. Well, by us I mean me. I'm the one who's entertaining. Tommy's a half-decent Ed McMahon when it comes to dick jokes though.
Tommy, have you ever gotten turned on from being gay bashed during gay sex? Like, ever been facefucked while being dragged chained to the back of a pickup truck? If the answer is no, wanna go off-roading next week?
Biker chicks ask for the stub all the time.
We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"
He's funnier than most, although he has the worst taste in the world. Didn't you try and claim Forza is an awesome guy in another thread? You people do far too much thinking for yourselves. Just shut the fuck up and like what I tell you to like and everybody will be a lot better off.
See you at Lolla, Tommy. Depeche Mode right?
Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
Tommy, have you ever folded a piece of really rough, thick construction paper into a lengthwise fold and used it like an origami pocket pussy, just tugging the crease back and forth over your dickhead real real fast until eventually it started bleeding and then--naturally--you came?