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    Yes yes yes, you old boarders are so much more entertaining than us. Well, by us I mean me. I'm the one who's entertaining. Tommy's a half-decent Ed McMahon when it comes to dick jokes though.

    Tommy, have you ever gotten turned on from being gay bashed during gay sex? Like, ever been facefucked while being dragged chained to the back of a pickup truck? If the answer is no, wanna go off-roading next week?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Oh my, my German Shepard's name was Bruno!

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    Yes yes yes, you old boarders are so much more entertaining than us. Well, by us I mean me. I'm the one who's entertaining. Tommy's a half-decent Ed McMahon when it comes to dick jokes though.

    Tommy, have you ever gotten turned on from being gay bashed during gay sex? Like, ever been facefucked while being dragged chained to the back of a pickup truck? If the answer is no, wanna go off-roading next week?
    I don't think it's called off-roading when both guys are narcisists. I believe it's then referred to as a Truck-Pull.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Tommy, pretend for a minute that Brokendoll was an actual tranny instead of just looking like one. Describe the awe-inspiring penis she/it would have to possess for you to drop to your knees and make like a circus seal.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Yes yes yes, you old boarders are so much more entertaining than us. Well, by us I mean me. I'm the one who's entertaining. Tommy's a half-decent Ed McMahon when it comes to dick jokes though.

    Tommy, have you ever gotten turned on from being gay bashed during gay sex? Like, ever been facefucked while being dragged chained to the back of a pickup truck? If the answer is no, wanna go off-roading next week?
    Gay jokes are the best jokes. Good work Randall.

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    They really are. Especially when they turn serious.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Wanna fuck?

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    Seriously

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    Only if you let me pick out a special attachment for your stump. Unless I can fit the stump itself in my ass.

    Either way, pig-roast me, motherfucker.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Biker chicks ask for the stub all the time.

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    Now I REALLY wish I could go to Monolith so I could suck your monolength.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    this thread is awesome...and just think, tomorrow ,Tommy will be ever so close to me...so hawt..
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    As always, my threads are the only thing keeping this board alive. I want thank you cards. Hand-written.

    (SoulDischarge, please forgive me for this and any future refusals to share any credit with you)
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    how about instead of thank you cards, we give you hand jobs?
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    Most of you do that already. I get stroked so much I'm chafing. I want to see that you put real thought and heart into these cards. Talking glue and sparklies and shit.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Tommy, have you ever gotten turned on from being gay bashed during gay sex? Like, ever been facefucked while being dragged chained to the back of a pickup truck? If the answer is no, wanna go off-roading next week?
    I have a story about "off-roading" that I'll get to after this. About 3 months ago I was in Indio, California. I was having really angry sex with someone who looked like Andre The Giant with a nappy fro and an extra chromosome. In the middle of it, he pressed play on his iPod. The sounds that came out of that thing are not unlike what it would sound like to be dragged chained to the back of a pickup truck. I think it was Maroon 5 or Junior Boys. He was calling me a "little ****** spic" the entire time. It was bliss.

    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    Oh my, my German Shepard's name was Bruno!


    I don't think it's called off-roading when both guys are narcisists. I believe it's then referred to as a Truck-Pull.
    We get it, you're old and not funny.

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    Tommy, pretend for a minute that Brokendoll was an actual tranny instead of just looking like one. Describe the awe-inspiring penis she/it would have to possess for you to drop to your knees and make like a circus seal.
    It would have to have 20 veins that were each as big as a mongoloid's entire penis. Roughly 9 1/4 inches. It would also have to NOT be black. Have you ever seen a black cock? Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Most of you do that already. I get stroked so much I'm chafing. I want to see that you put real thought and heart into these cards. Talking glue and sparklies and shit.

    bitch, you ain't getting any sparklies out of me. Its macaroni and that's it.
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    Funnily enough, all of Brokendoll's genitalia is in fact black.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    By which I mean that it's like the slide from Little Shop Of Horrors that Steve Martin shows Rick Moranis of a diseased mouth. That kind of black. Not like crackhead black.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Randy how fucking dare you give soul(vaginal)discharge credit for being entertaining on these boards.
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    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    He's funnier than most, although he has the worst taste in the world. Didn't you try and claim Forza is an awesome guy in another thread? You people do far too much thinking for yourselves. Just shut the fuck up and like what I tell you to like and everybody will be a lot better off.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    See you at Lolla, Tommy. Depeche Mode right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by djandrews25 View Post
    Randy how fucking dare you give soul(vaginal)discharge credit for being entertaining on these boards.
    You are step above obzen. As a matter of fact. Djdouchewand. ignored.

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    Randy, looks arent everything.
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    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    A popular line of thought among ugly people.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    You are step above obzen. As a matter of fact. Djdouchewand. ignored.
    Oh noes. Sorry for dissing your lover.
    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    Tommy, have you ever folded a piece of really rough, thick construction paper into a lengthwise fold and used it like an origami pocket pussy, just tugging the crease back and forth over your dickhead real real fast until eventually it started bleeding and then--naturally--you came?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Jesus....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Tommy, pretend for a minute that Brokendoll was an actual tranny instead of just looking like one. Describe the awe-inspiring penis she/it would have to possess for you to drop to your knees and make like a circus seal.
    Trust me, Randy, if I had a penis, I wouldn't care if he was inspired or not. I'd have TommyBoy crying out like a possessed porpoise! "Eeh-eeh, eeh-eeh,eeh-eeh!"
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    We get it, you're old and not funny.
    But, guess what...

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    Funnily enough, all of Brokendoll's genitalia is in fact black.
    Actually, that was the only color the place had available. Pretty convenient though since I'll be coming from behind like some Ninja.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    What's GTKYFBM?
    Get the KY for my bum. Duh!
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    Your stupid

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