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    How do you guys pee? I go over the fence about 90% of the time. Its just so much easier.
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Over the fence, but I'm getting a lot more comfortable with through the gate. Still it's like a 95/5 distribution.

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    Default Re: through the gate or over the fence?

    i THINK i know what you're talking about....i just can't see "how over the fence" is easier unless you're wearing sweatpants or something

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    Default Re: through the gate or over the fence?

    over the fence
    im too lazy to go through the gate

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    That's about as lazy as you can get... I'm all for through the fence.
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    Default Re: through the gate or over the fence?

    Boxers = through the gate

    Briefs = over the fence

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    over the fence seems like more work...don't yolu have to unclasp your belt and open your pants? Do you guys just sit at home in your underwear all day?

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    where is Calmer when u need a quick giggle?
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    What I don't like about going through the gate is having to bring the hose out. I only wear boxers and its not like the hole is huge and having to bring it out and put it back in is a big hassle after you finally open up the gate

    On the other end, what I hate about going over the fence is the flow. Your flow can be screwed up that way.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    i just go on the fence and clean up afterwords.

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    Quote Originally Posted by higgybaby23 View Post
    Boxers = through the gate

    Briefs = over the fence
    Whew, thanks for the clarification there! I know if I could make the choice it would be through the gate...I've always had gate envy!

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    over the fence seems like more work...don't yolu have to unclasp your belt and open your pants? Do you guys just sit at home in your underwear all day?
    Why? Is there a problem with that?

    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    where is Calmer when u need a quick giggle?
    I'm guessing he's peeing somewhere in the rear of the place...

    As a matter of fact, where has Calmer been? Hope he didn't fall in somewhere!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    What I don't like about going through the gate is having to bring the hose out. I only wear boxers and its not like the hole is huge and having to bring it out and put it back in is a big hassle after you finally open up the gate

    On the other end, what I hate about going over the fence is the flow. Your flow can be screwed up that way.
    Maybe you need to unroll the hose further?

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    i just go on the fence and clean up afterwords.
    Marooko must be one of those guys that leaves the hose laying out and still running...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by higgybaby23 View Post
    Boxers = through the gate

    Briefs = over the fence
    this is wrong.
    Through the gate is just through the hole (boxers, briefs, and boxer-briefs have holes)

    Over the fence is just pulling the band down and peeing over whatever you are wearing
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    this is wrong.
    Through the gate is just through the hole (boxers, briefs, and boxer-briefs have holes)

    Over the fence is just pulling the band down and peeing over whatever you are wearing
    I think he was saying which he would choose given what he was wearing

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    ^BINGO!!

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    The important thing is to wash your hands.

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    Over the fence.

    I also drop my pants/shorts all the way to my ankles and completely expose my bare ass while peeing. This is of utmost importance to avoid any after urination dripping.

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    Default Re: through the gate or over the fence?

    Even in a public restroom?

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    Default Re: through the gate or over the fence?

    Through the gate, I wear jeans, it's harder to do over the fence, but when in shorts I sometimes use the over the fence

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    Even in a public restroom. I find this makes everyone else in the restroom uncomfortable.

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    Over the gate. Also it's far more important to wash your hands after opening doors than after you pee. My junk is clean and I don't drip on myself. Whos hands have touched that rest room door on the way out....... Yikes.

    Your best bet is to just sanitize at your desk when you get back or maybe use paper towels to open that bathroom door on the way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    Even in a public restroom. I find this makes everyone else in the restroom uncomfortable.
    Do you make eye contact too?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    Even in a public restroom. I find this makes everyone else in the restroom uncomfortable.
    You don't feel like you're presenting your fellow urinators with an invitation of sorts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by real talk View Post
    The important thing is to wash your hands.
    Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Over the gate. Also it's far more important to wash your hands after opening doors than after you pee. My junk is clean and I don't drip on myself. Whos hands have touched that rest room door on the way out....... Yikes.

    Your best bet is to just sanitize at your desk when you get back or maybe use paper towels to open that bathroom door on the way out.
    Sure there are more germs on the door than your junk (I'll take your word for it) but the problem is that if you don't wash your hands and then you shake hands with someone that day it's like they touched your junk and that's just gross. Unless you're shaking hands with your S.O. or something.

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    Kings that is funny, all the special kids at my school use that technique, it usually clears the urnals...

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    Default Re: through the gate or over the fence?

    Over the fence. wash the hands. paper towel the door handles.

    or just ask mom for assistance.


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    Depends.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    you dont look that old. medical issue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    you dont look that old. medical issue?
    Work requires I go with that option. I stop to take a piss, those seals ain't gonna club themselves.
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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