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    Default My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    for coachella.

    Rumor has it Fabio and Menudo will be doing back up vocals
    Posted up like Andre Agassi on the tennis court

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    Quote Originally Posted by omg wtf bbq View Post
    for coachella.

    Rumor has it Fabio and Menudo will be doing back up vocals
    RS, Fabio, and Menudo don't have shit on GG.Allin. I was in menudo, I'd know.


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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    GG Allin aint got shit on
    Posted up like Andre Agassi on the tennis court

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    Can Tino shit in a bag, WHILE rolling around in broken glass, and masturbating? Can he then consume the shit, and rape like 2 chicks, an old man, and a dog? No, I don't think he can.

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    holy shit!!! Rico Suave is my uncle!!! He didn't even tell me he was playing at coachella. what an asshat.

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    yeah seriously
    Posted up like Andre Agassi on the tennis court

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    Schooliobait

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    Quote Originally Posted by omg wtf bbq View Post
    GG Allin aint got shit on
    Man he sure is sexy...

    But GG Allin could kill him if he wasn't already dead.

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    I hate that I know this, but I worked for Wherehouse in the early 90s...

    "Rico Suave" was the name of the song. "Gerardo" was the singer.

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    I heard all of them are the spawn of TACO! and he is reuniting himself and rehearsing NOW!!!


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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    my last name is soave.. but pronounced the same way.

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    straight dope!

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I hate that I know this, but I worked for Wherehouse in the early 90s...

    "Rico Suave" was the name of the song. "Gerardo" was the singer.
    i thought the same thing....

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    Please say this is true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Please say this is true!

    No. It's not true. Please don't cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnicornsForBreakfast View Post
    No. It's not true. Please don't cry.
    But... but... If you couldnt tell, that was sarcasm. But if you did know and were just sarcastic back to me, then props to you because I couldnt tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddream View Post
    i thought the same thing....
    how about gerardo was also in "cant buy me love" he was the dude that wore an apron with no shirt underneath during home ec class...classic

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    Yeah, his name is Gerardo, and the song is Rico Suave. By the way, this rumor is completely false, because it's Color Me Badd that will be reuniting.

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    Sahara headliner for sure.
    7/26 Au Revoir Simone @ The Roxy, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ Observatory, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    MC Hammer would be better...


    GG Allin was a total poser...

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    Wendy O Williams.....back from the dead. what a lovely gal.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Joey Lawrence to open.
    7/26 Au Revoir Simone @ The Roxy, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ Observatory, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    vanilla ice and snow some of the blackest white guys we'll ever know

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I hate that I know this, but I worked for Wherehouse in the early 90s...

    "Rico Suave" was the name of the song. "Gerardo" was the singer.
    I had too.


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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    I know everyone's been talking about Zeppelin, Bowie, Muse, Radiohead, etc. for Coach's 10th anniversary, but we need to get off the has-been list and book some real talent:






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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    falk and i still have their albums, dont judge me

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    hey sean penn and rickie marlin look alike, i wonder

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    Default Re: My sources tell me RICO SUAVE is reuniting

    no relation, just lovers
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
    Quote Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM View Post
    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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