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    Happy Father's Day to my fellow forum fathers!

    I hope yr kids cut you some slack today.

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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    happy day to all you fathers out there.

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    I've been a proud father for 20 years now.... It does have its moments..
    In a few weeks I'll also be a grandfather.
    How time flies when you're having fun.
    The pics below are the story of my life and my attempt at being a dad.

    Happy Fathers Day.

    ps.......
    BD....thanks for putting up with me, my baggage and all of the shit thats associated with being a dad.



    Last edited by Suffacated; 06-22-2009 at 05:29 AM.

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    good job, suff.

    guess many of you do hate your dads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    good job, suff.
    At 5:05 pm today I became a Grandpa

    Meet Serenity Skye Llarena.
    A very healthy 9 lbs, 15 oz's and future Coachella, EDC attendant.
    I can't fucking wait!


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    What's the over/under on how fat that kid is going to be based on its heritage?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    hahahahaha I cannot wait to egg on the fight in real time.

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    I say the kid weighs a buck ten by the end of next week. Wanna bet me twenty, Blood?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    I guess we know who the daddy is.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Randy...
    Why do you even bother to post in a thread that that has absolutely nothing to do with you?
    Please, correct me if I'm wrong:
    1. You have no children of your own (thank God).
    2. You have no living father.
    3. "Happy Fathers Day" does in no way shape or form apply to you.

    So other than stirring up more shit, why do you even bother Randy?
    You impress no one. In fact, you're getting really old Randy.... Literally.
    Have you taken a good look in a mirror lately? Yeah. Old.
    So please....just go away and leave me the fuck alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    hahahahaha I cannot wait to egg on the fight in real time.
    Lotta help you'll be helping the socially crippled little ol' greyhaired Jew with only one fucking hand, youngblood...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I just went back in time and became my own father. I'm buying myself a 40 oz of Colt 45 as a late gift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I guess we know who the daddy is.

    LOL ....
    Imagine that.

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    Oh, I missed this. Congratulations, Suffacated.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    thank you amyzzz.

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    yes congrats pete.


    I find the fact that a woman who works on an aircraft carrier has named her daughter Serenity Skye to be richly ironic.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    That's a very pretty name (aside from the irony). I love babies.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Yeah Tom.
    Ironic....
    Here's a few from her last deployment.





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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Lotta help you'll be helping the socially crippled little ol' greyhaired Jew with only one fucking hand, youngblood...
    Theres no reason to take it out on me that the meth left you a barren wasteland. Just take pride that suffacted is a proud father of new bundle of joy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Theres no reason to take it out on me that the meth left you a barren wasteland. Just take pride that suffacted is a proud father of new bundle of joy.
    He's a proud father of a daughter and new grandfather as of yesterday. I'm extrememly happy for him. If all you've got to be proud and supportive of is a piece of shit like Randy, then you're the one living in a barren wasteland, not I.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Your daughter is part of the problem, Suff. Much as you were, much as the offspring will be. Everyone in the armed forces can go fuck themselves.

    Seriously though, isn't military service supposed to get you in shape? I guess round is a shape.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    And other Borscht belt classics.

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    Hey Ol' Granddad, congratulations to you and your daughter!

    I presume it will be so much fun to be a grandparent - all the fun, none of the work.

    (My husband and I hope to enjoy that role many years down the road, however.)
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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