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    Default the Weird-ass roommate thread

    at this very moment, my roommate is going over her bed with a piece of scotch tape to remove the dust before she goes to sleep.

    what about yours?

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    i don't have a roommate anymore, largely due to the fact that she bathed in the sink.

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    scotch tape eh? strange strange strange

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    My roommate got carpet skates for his birthday. And, he's currently arguing over the speling of one of our friend's names.
    To be fair, he's very drunk
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    My roommate loves watching movies, but only if it's his idea. He's never watched a movie I've recommended to him.

    Additionally, he won't watch a movie if I pick it and start watching it- goes to his room and closes the door. He even does this when I'm watching a movie he loves.

    You'd think that maybe it's because his taste in movies is really selective, but no... the dude owns Dumb and Dumberer:When Harry Met Lloyd.

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    My roommate is like 40...she has a thick Russian accent, and a permanent case of camel toe. She takes up all the room in the fridge with glass jars of really shitty sauces, and juices that she makes. My best friend thinks they're potions, and insists that we're both witches. For some reason, my roommate also insists on paying all of the rent all the time. She bought me a car too. Oh, and this one time...she totally gave birth to me. Gross, I know.

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    Just waiting for GeorgeIsAce to post...
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    My roommate is cool now. But my last one was a white guy who kept telling me how much more mexican he was than me. He's a strange fellow, but then again I am up at 4:44 typing this message....hrm?
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnicornsForBreakfast View Post
    My roommate is like 40...she has a thick Russian accent, and a permanent case of camel toe. She takes up all the room in the fridge with glass jars of really shitty sauces, and juices that she makes. My best friend thinks they're potions, and insists that we're both witches. For some reason, my roommate also insists on paying all of the rent all the time. She bought me a car too. Oh, and this one time...she totally gave birth to me. Gross, I know.
    EWWWWWWWWW

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    Quote Originally Posted by breakjaw View Post
    Just waiting for GeorgeIsAce to post...
    good memory.

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    my roomate used to get wasted, cover herself in laundry detergent and parade around the house nude under the blacklight. she also had a habbit of being naked on the roof of the house, especially in the day time when my parents or other people would come visit. she had an accident on a mechanical bull and knocked all her teeth out, i just couldnt handle anymore of her, so i used that as my ticket to have my name removed off the lease, and i haven't seen her since

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    I don't have a roommate anymore, thank goodness.

    I used to live with a girl who liked to chew on cinnamon sticks as a sort of oral fixation thing. It was awesome.

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    i've not seen my roommate for weeks. he owes me rent. i think he ran away. bastard teenagers.
    his mum is driving from SF to LA today to pick up his stuff and pay me the monies owed.

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    When I was in college and lived in the dorms, I had a roommate who was several months pregnant. The babys daddy was in jail. One night at about 4 am I heard the sound of the babys daddy coming into our room, fresh out of jail. He stayed with us for 2 weeks before he was arrested again on campus for physically assaulting a girl. That was the only semester I stayed in the dorms.

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    Hahaha. Wow, I feel lucky that the worst thing I've ever had a roommate do is have an innocuous oral fixation habit. I got off very lucky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Hahaha. Wow, I feel lucky that the worst thing I've ever had a roommate do is have an innocuous oral fixation habit. I got off very lucky!
    haha yeah I'd pick a roommate with an oral fixation habit over the horrible nightmare I had! luckily my current roommate is awesome and we're renting a condo for Coachella together - much better than being pregnant with the daddy in jail!!

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    My roommate is an ostrich.

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    When I lived in germany my Roommate would get so drunk we would find him asleep in the hallway with his boxer on his head and nothing else on. The worse thing ever is trying to carry an 6'4 240 pound naked pale guy back to a room while he pukes all over the place.
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    i had i roommate who drank a lot of coffee and he would spill the whole mug on the carpet (which was white)and then cover it with a newspaper stamp it down and leave it their to dry he did this many times,i kicked him out
    when i came home after he had left their was 3 garbage bags full of clothes new and old in my closet,i called him and he said they wernt his and i asked him how they got their,i dont know was his reply,1 shirt had his name sewn onto the front of it,i threw them out

    and had to have the carpet replaced.........asshole
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    I have two roommates, one who's my heterosexual life partner, and t'other who's a dick. His girlfriend came down from Chico one day (a 6 hour drive) and the first thing I heard was "I TOLD YOU NEVER TO JUST STOP BY LIKE THAT!" And when one of them stained my bathtub with hair dye, he tried claiming it was mold. Which appeared over the course of 8 hours. The good thing is, he's afraid of me, so he never takes my parking spot.
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