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    Wink Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    Well, as close as we'll ever get. She's not as careless as Dustin Lance Black.


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    Default Re: Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    thank you.

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    Default Re: Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    I swear to god. Harrison Ford better not be fucking dead.

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    i busted twice before i even opened this. then a third time crying because i was let down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I lost it at, "If this makes you dizzy..." LOL LOL LOL
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    This is entirely disturbing. I may be haunted for eternity.
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    Default Re: Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Blowjobs are the best when your pubes are moist with tears
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    Default Re: Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    This is entirely disturbing. I may be haunted for eternity.
    QFT. the bitch from bed knobs & broomsticks should not (i repeat, NOT) be talking about sexual stuff after menopause... i'm going to go take a shower now.
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    Default Re: Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    The porn version of Bedknobs & Broomsticks is called Bedknobs & Broomsticks.

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    Default Re: Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    I wore out the [non-porn] VHS of Bedknobs & Broomsticks as a kiddo. It was my absolute favorite film. Portobello Road? The animated animal soccer game? Dancing underwater with the fishes? Classic!

    I think this was a deleted scene:


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    You forgot to mention the best scene.



    The rest of the movie is pretty much downhill from there.

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    Default Re: Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    0:54- she has like 4 camel toes.

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    This is like.....whatever the opposite of statutory rape is.
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    I feel like my cock needs hip replacement surgery and the Early Bird Special at Luby's after all that lusciousness.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Default Re: Angela Lansbury's Sex Tape

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    The porn version of Bedknobs & Broomsticks is called Bedknobs & Broomsticks.
    Clap clap clap.
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