How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

**bremex** · 05-29-2009, 02:18 PM

I ate hot cheetos and now my fingers are red and I have an important meeting coming up.

Help?

**McAwesome** · 05-29-2009, 02:21 PM

Mmmmmmm.

**bremex** · 05-29-2009, 02:21 PM

I am for real...

soap is not working....

**marooko** · 05-29-2009, 02:22 PM

cut them off.

**bremex** · 05-29-2009, 02:23 PM

How am I supposed to take notes if I cut them off???

**Alchemy** · 05-29-2009, 02:24 PM

Get a container that you can rest your fingers in. Clorox diluted in water.

**bremex** · 05-29-2009, 02:26 PM

I'm in the office. There's nothing like that.

**amyzzz** · 05-29-2009, 02:27 PM

white out

**Alchemy** · 05-29-2009, 02:27 PM

Then all hope is lost...

**stuporfly** · 05-29-2009, 02:28 PM

Rub one out.

**bremex** · 05-29-2009, 02:28 PM

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

**bremex** · 05-29-2009, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by stuporfly

Rub one out.

Will that work??

sounds fishy...

**Courtney** · 05-29-2009, 02:30 PM

Mix together some lemon juice, honey and sugar and use it as an exfoliant. Scrub until your hands bleed and the color comes off.

**Courtney** · 05-29-2009, 02:32 PM

Tell your coworkers you're an artist on the side and last night you were working on the important final panel of your mixed-media triptych called "Martian Landscape."

**Courtney** · 05-29-2009, 02:33 PM

Bandage up your hands or use a ton of bandaids and say that you break out in finger hives when you have to do whatever your least favorite part of your job is.

**stuporfly** · 05-29-2009, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by bremex

Will that work??

sounds fishy...

Even if it doesn't...

**bremex** · 05-29-2009, 02:34 PM

I will try all of those.

Another question.

If I have a cigarette but I do not have a lighter, what can I do?

**Wheres the beef?** · 05-29-2009, 02:35 PM

You're on a roll.

**Blinken** · 05-29-2009, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Courtney

Tell your coworkers you're an artist on the side and last night you were working on the important final panel of your mixed-media triptych called "Martian Landscape."

Brillant.

**bleep** · 05-29-2009, 02:36 PM

just don't go to the meeting. fake an emergency. then have an early weekend.

**zenidogx** · 05-29-2009, 02:38 PM

Hot Cheetos? Are you in 7th grade? or high?

**gaypalmsprings** · 05-29-2009, 02:38 PM

Cheetos. PLUR.

**gaypalmsprings** · 05-29-2009, 02:41 PM

1. cheeto fingers

the unpleasant or pleasant orange or red residue left on the fingers after eating a bag of cheetos. Can usually be cleaned by licking or washing hands several times.

Gynecologist: Hey buddy want my last cheeto?

Guy: Man i dont want your nasty ass cheetos! you've been puttin ur gross cheeto fingers on all of em.

**Alligator Bogaloo** · 05-29-2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by bremex

I ate hot cheetos and now my fingers are red and I have an important meeting coming up.

Help?

Just tell everyone in the meeting how you're an idiot for eating hot cheetos before a meeting. Then everyone can laugh at you for being an idiot. Then tell everyone you have a cigarette but no lighter, then everyone can laugh at you for being an idiot, again. Idiot......

**TommyboyUNM** · 05-29-2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by bremex

Another question.

If I have a cigarette but I do not have a lighter, what can I do?

Rub one out.

**marooko** · 05-29-2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings

Cheetos. PLUR.

i wanna eat those.

**marooko** · 05-29-2009, 02:43 PM

Dude, don't rub one out. Not with hot Cheetos on your fingers. Usually I'm all for these pranks, but that's just wrong.

**paganman7** · 05-29-2009, 02:44 PM

Rub cheetos on the rest of your body so your fingers don't stick out so much.

Who's going to fuck with a flaming red guy? No one, that's who.

**zenidogx** · 05-29-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by marooko

Dude, don't rub one out. Not with hot Cheetos on your fingers. Usually I'm all for these pranks, but that's just wrong.

But it would feel like a fat chick giving you an hj.

**bremex** · 05-29-2009, 02:46 PM

Another question.

What can I tell to my boss if he comes in and finds me watching girl on girl porn?

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