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    Default How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    I ate hot cheetos and now my fingers are red and I have an important meeting coming up.

    Help?

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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    Mmmmmmm.

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    I am for real...

    soap is not working....

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    cut them off.

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    How am I supposed to take notes if I cut them off???

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    Get a container that you can rest your fingers in. Clorox diluted in water.
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    I'm in the office. There's nothing like that.

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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    white out
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Then all hope is lost...
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    Rub one out.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    Rub one out.

    Will that work??

    sounds fishy...

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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    Mix together some lemon juice, honey and sugar and use it as an exfoliant. Scrub until your hands bleed and the color comes off.

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    Tell your coworkers you're an artist on the side and last night you were working on the important final panel of your mixed-media triptych called "Martian Landscape."

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    Bandage up your hands or use a ton of bandaids and say that you break out in finger hives when you have to do whatever your least favorite part of your job is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bremex View Post
    Will that work??

    sounds fishy...
    Even if it doesn't...
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    I will try all of those.

    Another question.

    If I have a cigarette but I do not have a lighter, what can I do?

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    You're on a roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Tell your coworkers you're an artist on the side and last night you were working on the important final panel of your mixed-media triptych called "Martian Landscape."
    Brillant.
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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    just don't go to the meeting. fake an emergency. then have an early weekend.

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    Hot Cheetos? Are you in 7th grade? or high?
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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    Cheetos. PLUR.


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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    1. cheeto fingers

    the unpleasant or pleasant orange or red residue left on the fingers after eating a bag of cheetos. Can usually be cleaned by licking or washing hands several times.

    Gynecologist: Hey buddy want my last cheeto?

    Guy: Man i dont want your nasty ass cheetos! you've been puttin ur gross cheeto fingers on all of em.

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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    Quote Originally Posted by bremex View Post
    I ate hot cheetos and now my fingers are red and I have an important meeting coming up.

    Help?
    Just tell everyone in the meeting how you're an idiot for eating hot cheetos before a meeting. Then everyone can laugh at you for being an idiot. Then tell everyone you have a cigarette but no lighter, then everyone can laugh at you for being an idiot, again. Idiot......
    There it is...
    I'm losing my edge...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bremex View Post

    Another question.

    If I have a cigarette but I do not have a lighter, what can I do?


    Rub one out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Cheetos. PLUR.

    i wanna eat those.

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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    Dude, don't rub one out. Not with hot Cheetos on your fingers. Usually I'm all for these pranks, but that's just wrong.

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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    Rub cheetos on the rest of your body so your fingers don't stick out so much.

    Who's going to fuck with a flaming red guy? No one, that's who.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Dude, don't rub one out. Not with hot Cheetos on your fingers. Usually I'm all for these pranks, but that's just wrong.
    But it would feel like a fat chick giving you an hj.
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    Default Re: How can I remove the redness off my fingers?

    Another question.

    What can I tell to my boss if he comes in and finds me watching girl on girl porn?

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