Does the little girl have a dick on the first one too?
No, I think it's just a frighteningly detailed little-girl vagina.
Second I typed that sentence, I heard my name go on a register somewhere.
This has to be an Arrested Development outtake or something.
This thread would be way better if it was real family photo's of board members.
That looks just like something out of Wisconsin Death Trip.
Actually, according to the file it was NOT a "simpler time."
I'd have said Kirsten Schaal.
Well I'm not sure if the guy on the left is still alive.
Shirley Jackson, definitely.
The captions on them are almost as good.
When you’re madly head-over-heels in love, why not shout it from the rooftops.
you think he's mad those arent boys?
Well no, he got one of them a pink bow.
So they DO make pink bows....
Actually, I call shenanigans on the murder family photo. They're all wearing branded shirts that match the bows, they're more likely an incredibly creepy press shot by the manufacturers rather than an incredibly creepy family shot.