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    NSFW



    WTF?






    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    It was a simpler time..
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater
    Tycho - 9/20 - Emo's
    Bonobo (DJ set) - 10/10 - The Mohawk
    Screaming Females - 10/23 - Red 7
    Caribou & Jessy Lanza - 11/23 - The Mohawk

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    she looks like Maggie Gyllenhall.(sp)
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Does the little girl have a dick on the first one too?

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    No, I think it's just a frighteningly detailed little-girl vagina.

    Second I typed that sentence, I heard my name go on a register somewhere.

    Also:



    This has to be an Arrested Development outtake or something.

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    Whoa!!! Deja Vu.
    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Whoa!!! Deja Vu.
    yeah. exactly. what happened.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    This thread would be way better if it was real family photo's of board members.

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    From page 1

    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    This thread would be way better if it was real family photo's of board members.
    Did anyone ever post any?




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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    I have so many awkward family pics it's not even funny.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    That looks just like something out of Wisconsin Death Trip.

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    Actually, according to the file it was NOT a "simpler time."

    "intermarried-czech-jewish-family-in-occupied-prague1."
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater
    Tycho - 9/20 - Emo's
    Bonobo (DJ set) - 10/10 - The Mohawk
    Screaming Females - 10/23 - Red 7
    Caribou & Jessy Lanza - 11/23 - The Mohawk

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    FUCKING AWESOME!

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    I'd have said Kirsten Schaal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    these people look like they're hiding bodies. or maybe about to.


    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I have so many awkward family pics it's not even funny.
    this threads for you, zzzzzzzzzzzzz's.


    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    she looks like Maggie Gyllenhall.(sp)
    ha. she does.

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    Well I'm not sure if the guy on the left is still alive.

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    I think it looks like something about of a Southern Gothic novel like The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson, or some Flannery O'Connor novel. Or William Faulkner. Like I said, Southern Gothic.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Shirley Jackson, definitely.

    The captions on them are almost as good.

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    you think he's mad those arent boys?

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    Well no, he got one of them a pink bow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Well no, he got one of them a pink bow.
    that was mom im sure.

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    So they DO make pink bows....
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater
    Tycho - 9/20 - Emo's
    Bonobo (DJ set) - 10/10 - The Mohawk
    Screaming Females - 10/23 - Red 7
    Caribou & Jessy Lanza - 11/23 - The Mohawk

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    Actually, I call shenanigans on the murder family photo. They're all wearing branded shirts that match the bows, they're more likely an incredibly creepy press shot by the manufacturers rather than an incredibly creepy family shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFuJoe View Post
    Here is all I'll say about borders ... the Los Angeles Angels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenidogx View Post
    HAHAHA!
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