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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Default Re: Awkward Family Photos

    Does the little girl have a dick on the first one too?

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    No, I think it's just a frighteningly detailed little-girl vagina.

    Second I typed that sentence, I heard my name go on a register somewhere.

    Also:



    This has to be an Arrested Development outtake or something.

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    Whoa!!! Deja Vu.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Default Re: Awkward Family Photos

    This thread would be way better if it was real family photo's of board members.

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    I have so many awkward family pics it's not even funny.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    It was a simpler time..
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    That looks just like something out of Wisconsin Death Trip.

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    Actually, according to the file it was NOT a "simpler time."

    "intermarried-czech-jewish-family-in-occupied-prague1."
    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
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    FUCKING AWESOME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    she looks like Maggie Gyllenhall.(sp)
    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    I'd have said Kirsten Schaal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    these people look like they're hiding bodies. or maybe about to.


    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I have so many awkward family pics it's not even funny.
    this threads for you, zzzzzzzzzzzzz's.


    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    she looks like Maggie Gyllenhall.(sp)
    ha. she does.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Well I'm not sure if the guy on the left is still alive.

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    I think it looks like something about of a Southern Gothic novel like The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson, or some Flannery O'Connor novel. Or William Faulkner. Like I said, Southern Gothic.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Shirley Jackson, definitely.

    The captions on them are almost as good.

    When you’re madly head-over-heels in love, why not shout it from the rooftops.



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    Default Re: Awkward Family Photos

    you think he's mad those arent boys?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Default Re: Awkward Family Photos

    Well no, he got one of them a pink bow.

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    So they DO make pink bows....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Well no, he got one of them a pink bow.
    that was mom im sure.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Whoa!!! Deja Vu.
    yeah. exactly. what happened.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Default Re: Awkward Family Photos

    Actually, I call shenanigans on the murder family photo. They're all wearing branded shirts that match the bows, they're more likely an incredibly creepy press shot by the manufacturers rather than an incredibly creepy family shot.

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    Mazxy star was nice and dreamy robightm crowd wouldn't follow no photo request. First time in the green room. Mmm free beer and wine.glad I got to see them Cruz I missed Coachella 3012

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenidogx View Post
    HAHAHA!
    Years attended: ...'08...'09...'10...'11...'12...'13!!

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    awesome post zeni.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Not one armshelf. Fail, you guys, fail.

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