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    The Brochella Music Festival has been born. Citing industry rejection as the reason behind its inception, on June 20 SRH Clothing, X103.9 and Suburban Noize Records are embracing bros from all walks of life with the first annual Brochella Music Festival at National Orange Show Pavilion in San Bernardino, CA. The festival will feature performances by Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Hedpe, Big B, Swollen Members and Kingspade.

    Why? Because…

    “Year after year the music industry has shunned bros. No music festival has ever embraced our backwards hat, baggy pants wearing bros until now.”

    “When you don’t get invited to the cool guy party you throw your own hell raising bash,” commented Kottonmouth Kings‘ Daddy X. “We built a whole movement in being outcast and misfits, so we made our first festival an epic gathering of chaos and hot women.”
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    One thing I do need to get off my chest

    Apologies to Freddy Prinze Jr for Cursing him out in 2012 when all that chaos unfolded.. I was a total prick to you and I was wrong

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    hmmm...

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    This sounds like an Onion article.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weatherman View Post
    The Brochella Music Festival has been born. Citing industry rejection as the reason behind its inception, on June 20 SRH Clothing, X103.9 and Suburban Noize Records are embracing bros from all walks of life with the first annual Brochella Music Festival at National Orange Show Pavilion in San Bernardino, CA. The festival will feature performances by Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Hedpe, Big B, Swollen Members and Kingspade.

    Why? Because…

    “Year after year the music industry has shunned bros. No music festival has ever embraced our backwards hat, baggy pants wearing bros until now.”

    “When you don’t get invited to the cool guy party you throw your own hell raising bash,” commented Kottonmouth Kings‘ Daddy X. “We built a whole movement in being outcast and misfits, so we made our first festival an epic gathering of chaos and hot women.”
    seriously, this is a joke right?

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    It's real. IT'S ON TICKETMASTER!
    http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09...1&minorcatid=1

    I should get a cut of the meth money this thing will make, right? Would the legal system back me?
    8/20 SISU and Tanlines @ Sayers Club, 8/21 The Zombies @ Santa Monica Pier, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
    there really is no god.
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    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

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    Oh dear Xenu, what have I done.
    8/20 SISU and Tanlines @ Sayers Club, 8/21 The Zombies @ Santa Monica Pier, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    +1 for meth and mickeys

    will not go....

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    likes this.

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    “Year after year the music industry has shunned bros. No music festival has ever embraced our backwards hat, baggy pants wearing bros until now.”


    lulz of the day.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town
    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater

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    this has to be some sort of legal infringement on the coachella name. right?
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    With that lineup it's more like Wiggerchella. Really though, Boourns should get some of the profit from this thing.

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    Ok this is hilarious and scary all at the same time.
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    um, no...
    I love her!

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    brooooooooooooooooooo!
    its brotastic bro!
    like broooo!!!
    you feel me bro?

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    Now only if they would stay out of real festivals.

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    i hope this is just a trap to get all the bros in one place and then close the gates and eat the key
    NO MORE BROS YO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lufs-al-ot View Post
    brooooooooooooooooooo!
    its brotastic bro!
    like broooo!!!
    you feel me bro?
    Yea Brah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backwater View Post
    With that lineup it's more like Wiggerchella. Really though, Boourns should get some of the profit from this thing.
    I hope the vendors accept food stamps.
    8/20 SISU and Tanlines @ Sayers Club, 8/21 The Zombies @ Santa Monica Pier, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Boournsy this is stemmed from your Brochella poster? Camping in the bed of your raised truck, it's big enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    I hope the vendors accept food stamps.
    Like they going to eat. they all going to be spun out.

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    This is so disturbing

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    Asher Roth to headline in 2010
    8/20 SISU and Tanlines @ Sayers Club, 8/21 The Zombies @ Santa Monica Pier, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel & Daniel Johnston @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    wow, i thought this was a joke.

    either the lolz of the month or of the year, can't decide yet.

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    hang loose bro's

    hey anyone wanna headbutt?!

    OHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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    we should just nuke this and get rid of all these people once and for all
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    ^
    the truth
    you speak it

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    Ah man I can already tell it's gonna be conflict hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Ah man I can already tell it's gonna be conflict hell.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town
    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater

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    Kottonmouth Kings and Tech N9ne? Where do I sign up?
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    I'm hoping for a "collie budz" addition.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town
    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater

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