I guess Brochella really is happening.

[Weatherman]

The Brochella Music Festival has been born. Citing industry rejection as the reason behind its inception, on June 20 SRH Clothing, X103.9 and Suburban Noize Records are embracing bros from all walks of life with the first annual Brochella Music Festival at National Orange Show Pavilion in San Bernardino, CA. The festival will feature performances by Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Hedpe, Big B, Swollen Members and Kingspade.

Why? Because…

“Year after year the music industry has shunned bros. No music festival has ever embraced our backwards hat, baggy pants wearing bros until now.”

“When you don’t get invited to the cool guy party you throw your own hell raising bash,” commented Kottonmouth Kings‘ Daddy X. “We built a whole movement in being outcast and misfits, so we made our first festival an epic gathering of chaos and hot women.”

[nbvwes]

hmmm...

[woogie846]

This sounds like an Onion article.

[seandlr]

The Brochella Music Festival has been born. Citing industry rejection as the reason behind its inception, on June 20 SRH Clothing, X103.9 and Suburban Noize Records are embracing bros from all walks of life with the first annual Brochella Music Festival at National Orange Show Pavilion in San Bernardino, CA. The festival will feature performances by Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Hedpe, Big B, Swollen Members and Kingspade.

Why? Because…

“Year after year the music industry has shunned bros. No music festival has ever embraced our backwards hat, baggy pants wearing bros until now.”

“When you don’t get invited to the cool guy party you throw your own hell raising bash,” commented Kottonmouth Kings‘ Daddy X. “We built a whole movement in being outcast and misfits, so we made our first festival an epic gathering of chaos and hot women.”

seriously, this is a joke right?

[Boourns]

It's real. IT'S ON TICKETMASTER!
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09...1&minorcatid=1

I should get a cut of the meth money this thing will make, right? Would the legal system back me?

[Drewski27]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
there really is no god.

[Boourns]

Oh dear Xenu, what have I done.

[tech420]

+1 for meth and mickeys

will not go....

[shakermaker113]

likes this.

[Gribbz]

“Year after year the music industry has shunned bros. No music festival has ever embraced our backwards hat, baggy pants wearing bros until now.”


lulz of the day.

[Astrid]

this has to be some sort of legal infringement on the coachella name. right?

[Backwater]

With that lineup it's more like Wiggerchella. Really though, Boourns should get some of the profit from this thing.

[jennygirl]

Ok this is hilarious and scary all at the same time.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

brooooooooooooooooooo!
its brotastic bro!
like broooo!!!
you feel me bro?

[jusbcus25]

Now only if they would stay out of real festivals.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

i hope this is just a trap to get all the bros in one place and then close the gates and eat the key
NO MORE BROS YO!

[Sleepingrock]

brooooooooooooooooooo!
its brotastic bro!
like broooo!!!
you feel me bro?

Yea Brah

[Boourns]

With that lineup it's more like Wiggerchella. Really though, Boourns should get some of the profit from this thing.

I hope the vendors accept food stamps.

[feather]

Boournsy this is stemmed from your Brochella poster? Camping in the bed of your raised truck, it's big enough.

[morelifefucker]

I hope the vendors accept food stamps.

Like they going to eat. they all going to be spun out.

[seandlr]

This is so disturbing

[Boourns]

Asher Roth to headline in 2010

[heyeric]

wow, i thought this was a joke.

either the lolz of the month or of the year, can't decide yet.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

hang loose bro's

hey anyone wanna headbutt?!

OHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[superfiction]

we should just nuke this and get rid of all these people once and for all

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

^
the truth
you speak it

[WhyTheLongFace]

Ah man I can already tell it's gonna be conflict hell.

[Gribbz]

Ah man I can already tell it's gonna be conflict hell.

[Wheres the beef?]

Kottonmouth Kings and Tech N9ne? Where do I sign up?

[Gribbz]

I'm hoping for a "collie budz" addition.