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    In Photoshop, we find solace.






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    Default Re: Tacky Memorials

    i thought this was going to be a dedication to roadside memorials, but i'm happily surprised!

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    Death don't want no juggalo.

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    I'm sure it was a touching service. They more than likely poured Faygo on her grave and participated in a singalong of "Homies."

    (Violent J)
    Let me ask you this about this life we live
    And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give
    To them distant ass relatives over in Hampton and
    If they really miss you so much
    Why don't they just call you then? (Muthafucka)
    If you wanted blood, would you still have love?
    Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love?
    Look I probably love my family more then anybody here
    But my homies are family too
    Third cousins get outta here
    Who was you with when you got tatoos?
    Who was you tripping with when you did them mushrooms?
    Who the fuck threw up all over your car?
    And then felt worse then you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll)

    (Shaggy 2 Dope)
    Who loans ya money, homie?
    Who owes ya cash?
    Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass?
    I don't know much but I gotta assume
    When ya hit ya first neden, ya homies was in the room

    (Chorus)
    We talking about HOMIES HOMIES
    We are muthafucking HOMIES HOMIES!!!
    We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!!
    HOMIES HOMIES (Man that's my dogg)

    (Violent J)
    Have you ever had a job that you truly dispise?
    Like I dunno maybe dishwashing or fucking flipping fries
    Then you got this boss who thinks he's the don mega
    Cause he the head manager (Cheap Smelly Fry Digger)
    All you could vision is ya'll beating him down
    Your homies standing on his back while you kicking his head around
    But responsibility is there, I can't lie tho
    I would a been plucked his fucking eyeball out with a chicken bone
    Crazy as fuck I'll rip your peircings off
    And now my homies are holding me back so I don't look soft

    (Shaggy 2 Dope)
    When you snuck the car out who did you get?
    And when you got caught, who you blame that shit?
    Hoping you relax while they scratch yo balls
    Homies are talking about the hereos

    (Chorus)
    We talking about HOMIES HOMIES
    We're muthafucking HOMIES HOMIES!!!
    We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!!
    (yeah yeah yeah)HOMIES HOMIES (hey hey hey)
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!

    (Jamie Madrox)
    Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
    And if you step to one of us you betta step to the whole crew
    I never knew that I could depend
    That I could have some friends that's down til the very end
    Well that's my home boys, excuse me, my family
    And when we conquer the world
    We macking on the galaxy cause skys ain't limited
    And we ain't finished
    And if my homies gonna ride ya know I'm with it

    (Monoxide Child)
    Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies ya'll
    Hit it and quit it and then I give it to my homies ya'll
    I got the world around my finger with my homies ya'll
    And everything is obsilete unless I hear my homies call
    We worldwide, were homies around the planet
    Sticking together like zippers on Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' jacket
    They got my back like a tat for that, I love ya'll
    Hanging till we old and grey like grandpa (Psychopathic)

    (Chorus)
    HOMIES HOMIES!!
    We are muthafucking HOMIES HOMIES!!!
    We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!!
    HOMIES HOMIES!!
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!! Fuck Off!!! Fuck Off!!!
    (ICP and Twiztid giving props in the background)
    We talking about HOMIES HOMIES
    We are muthafuckin HOMIES HOMIES
    We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES
    HOMIES HOMIES
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
    If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!! Fuck Off!!! Fuck Off!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post


    Death don't want no juggalo.
    the other pictures from this are amazing. someone should look them up.

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    Last edited by Young blood; 04-29-2009 at 11:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    I chose to leave off the other pictures due to the fact that last time it came up people got all bent out of shape about making fun of recently dead babies. Basically a saint over here.

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    i wonder what kind of Animal Collective stuff kitt kat will be remembered with
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    Juggalo dead babies don't count.

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    Yeah. I thought it was a full grown person based on the first picture. Knowing that it was the child of two juggalos in a hatchet man coffin adds an extra layer of tastelessness to the whole affair.

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    Default Re: Tacky Memorials

    post more gangster memorials. those are always the funniest and definitely my favorite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    post more gangster memorials. those are always the funniest and definitely my favorite.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    when Tom goes we should have an annual party nearby & leave old sneakers on his grave
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    The annual graveyard 1k.

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