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    Police investigate allegations of sex assault at Stagecoach

    Bruce Fessier • The Desert Sun • April 27, 2009

    Indio police are investigating a sexual assault complaint that allegedly happened during the Brad Paisley set Saturday at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival.

    Indio police spokesman Ben Guitron said the nature of the assault isn't known, but the victim is a Coachella Valley resident who said she was assaulted by two men on the Empire Polo Club field at 10 p.m. It wasn't known if the men were festivalgoers or workers. The woman didn't know the names of her alleged assailants.

    An investigation is ongoing, Guitron said.

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    REDNECK
    RAMPAGE

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    Brad Paisley makes 2 Live Crew look like cupcakes
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    Sex Assault is an odd name for a country band.
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    is TomAz allowed to talk to people that way around here?

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    Not as odd as Brad Paisley's Rape Time Swingers.

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    I always get those guys mixed up with Toby Keith's Swing-Time Rapers.

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    They share a lot of the same members.

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    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    eweeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    wasnt this guy a wrestler? what was his name?
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Tom won this thread. Nice job.
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    Amazing...From what I could tell, the workers got raped...Suprising, since whiskey dick was running rampant on those fields all weekend!

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    Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.


    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    wasnt this guy a wrestler? what was his name?
    HILLBILLY JIM, OBVIOUSLY.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    guess it would have been either that, or Bob. Maybe Jeb.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    For some reason, this thread makes me think of the song, "Sheep..."

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    Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.


    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.

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    Seeing Reverend Horton Heat in the Sahara tent would be extremely weird...

    Also, I just realized they keep the Do Lab at Stagecoach... What goes on in there? I cant imagine they have DJs spinning in there or Lucient Dosier doing their shows.

    Anyone here go to Stagecoach this year?
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Also, I just realized they keep the Do Lab at Stagecoach... What goes on in there?

    It more than likely involves a fiddle and scantily clad women with bikini tops and chaps in the pattern of cow and sheep.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    It more than likely involves a fiddle and scantily clad women with bikini tops and chaps in the pattern of cow and sheep.
    Doesn't sound too bad.

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    It's a damn shame. This wouldn't happen if Stagecoach had the slightest amount of PLUR in it.

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    Get PLUR done
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Erik, is your cat ok? it isnt running anymore. at least not for me.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Default Re: Sex Assault at Stagecoach

    a few who attended both fests are saying coachella was tamer this year. ah, those good ole boys...

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    I wonder if they got frisked going into the campgrounds...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Get PLUR done
    Win.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Erik, is your cat ok? it isnt running anymore. at least not for me.
    Sometimes he runs, sometimes he doesn't. I worry about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    a few who attended both fests are saying coachella was tamer this year. ah, those good ole boys...
    Who the FUCK attends both?
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I'm going to guess Brokendoll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    I'm going to guess Brokendoll.
    She did not attend stagecoach but Sushov did...

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