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    Default Coachella should be 21+

    1) No beer gardens. Freedom to roam and have a drink like a grownup.

    2) No annoying L.A. teenagers with nothing to do but come to the desert on their parents dime and be total bratty douchebags.
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    3) litter the field with drunkies trash

    4) have obnoxius drunks present everywhere like all the other festivals

    honestly i love to drink, but i LOVE how coachella locks it up. its SO much better. it keeps the field from being littered with trash everywhere becasue we all know drunks are slobs. it also keeps people from being able to get completely hammered because they cant spend all day drinking. im not knocking drinking, but cant we have 1 festival where you have to do it in moderation and reduce the number of annoying drunk people in the tightly packed crowds. its like 100 degrees anyhow, what the hell is the point of drinking? dehydration much?

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    Coachella forums should ban all topics with the words "Coachella should..." in them.
    Nothing can stop me now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad Groux View Post
    Coachella forums should ban all topics with the words "Coachella should..." in them.
    i second the motion, lets put it to a vote!

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    i second the motion, lets put it to a vote!
    we dont vote here, http://www.petitiononline.com/, petition.

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    I don't really understand this. I didn't have any problem with teenagers or kids.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    we dont vote here, http://www.petitiononline.com/, petition.
    i searched on that site for "coachella" just for kicks and i found the most horrifying of all petitions:

    http://www.petitiononline.com/HIM760/petition.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    1) No beer gardens. Freedom to roam and have a drink like a grownup.

    2) No annoying L.A. teenagers with nothing to do but come to the desert on their parents dime and be total bratty douchebags.
    I personally love the beer gardens, i don't think drunks are able to behave well, no matter their age...yes, I drink too but it is not my focus for the festival

    As a Coachella attendee every day since 1999, I feel that the beer gardens contribute to the peaceful nature of the festival as compared to every other concert or festival I've ever attended. In 10 years of Coachella, I have witnessed only 3 fights ever and that is incredible for an event this size. So many other events that I have been to have had numerous fights and alcohol related issues that are pleasingly absent from Coachella.

    It's worked this long, I don't see a reason to change it now
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    I couldn't agree more. I actually didn't drink too much last weekend because I was busy E'in and getting blasted off the yeah yo. Cocaine...it's a helluva drug. Twenty one and over always equals BIG PIMPIN'. There were way too many 15 year olds running around in bikkini's. And how about those stupid fuckin kids that sit down in the mosh pit. The are lucky that I didn't kick their sorry ass in the head. Next year I won't be so nice.

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    Oh yeah. I forget that I don't drink and and that I'm not a guy trying to scam on girls. I can see how drunks and men might have some problems with this.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Vegoose let you go everywhere with your beer and I didn't notice much trash. I'm pretty sure it wasn't 21+ either. You just better have a wristband on your arm if you're drinking or you get chucked out.

    Maybe with the increased size of Coachella the beer cups would become a problem. The Download Festival in England was a total trash pit... but maybe that's my countrymen being their dirty selves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettyenoughforyou View Post
    i searched on that site for "coachella" just for kicks and i found the most horrifying of all petitions:

    http://www.petitiononline.com/HIM760/petition.html

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    But how would I have any chance of getting laid?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad Groux View Post
    COACHELLA forums SHOULD ban all topics with the words "Coachella should..." in them.
    and what about posts that contain those words?
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    Sasquatch is a drink anywhere you want fest and it's one of the most chilled out festivals I've ever been to. And you get to walk around with big ass (16 ounce?) cans of beer.
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    hey capn, screw you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    But how would I have any chance of getting laid?
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    Lee, that shit was fucking funny, well-played
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    Default Re: Coachella should be 21+

    youngest i saw there besides the few like -10 kids with their fathers or the one roaming the Sahara with his (idk brother?) was a 15 year old or so and he wasn't causing any trouble

    why would it matter what age goes?
    this thread seems a bit fail to me

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    FTS
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    dumb

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    That would be extremely shitty.

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