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    Last year I was lying in the grass, like I do every year, but on the way home after the first night I noticed that the fertilizer they put on the grass made me badly breakout only in the places where my skin touched the grass. The next two night I only sat on a towel, and there were no problems.

    BE CAREFULL!!!!!!

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    It wasn't the fertilizer. It was horse piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    It wasn't the fertilizer. It was horse piss.
    Thank you doctor science you asshole.

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    correction: It was my piss

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    Same thing happens to me.
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    I walked straight in with a mixed drink in a 20oz Dixie cup in one hand, and an unopened beer in the other. I fully intended to toss them in the box, but CSC was waving and hurrying me through.

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    whatever it is, it makes my skin freak the hell out too.
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    The Wizard didnt resist the police, the police resisted The Wizard

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    Go to Dr. Lufs-al-ot and ask for a prescription of his special penis-illin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    Go to Dr. Lufs-al-ot and ask for a prescription of his special penis-illin.
    i wonder if my insurance covers that
    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    The Wizard didnt resist the police, the police resisted The Wizard

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    It doesnt, but here at the Lufs Clinic we accept sexual favors in return for service.

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    WTF happened to the Lufs Free Clinic?

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    its a rough world we live in man, had to shut 'er down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesc2929 View Post
    Thank you doctor science you asshole.
    You're more than welcome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    It's a sad sad world man

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    By the looks of the pic ahead of your post, I will have to agree.

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    this year i am going to dig up some grass from the polo field on the first day when it's nice and green and bring it home and put it in a planter, put it outside my bedroom window so i can cherish it's magic all year round...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    WTF happened to the Lufs Free Clinic?
    Maybe he's hung like a horse and...oh, nevermind...I think I need a time out...

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    Brokendoll speaks the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesc2929 View Post
    Last year I was lying in the grass, like I do every year, but on the way home after the first night I noticed that the fertilizer they put on the grass made me badly breakout only in the places where my skin touched the grass. The next two night I only sat on a towel, and there were no problems.

    BE CAREFULL!!!!!!
    I wouldn't assume it's fertilizer. Sitting on a towel sounds like a solution but remember NO BLANKETS in the festival area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    groundhog chewin on a filled condom

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