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    truestory
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by frazzles View Post
    Seriously. Like there were several times when they got close to me and I could notice them arching their backs to put their ass in my crotch, but still, for the most part I couldn't help like feeling a rapist unless she had made direct eye contact and/or turned around and did retarded dances before the dirties.
    Because having a girl put their ass in your crotch is not dancing.

    Your bodies don't have to be touching to dance.

    If you randomly walk up to a girl and rub your crotch on her....I doubt they will like you.

    Try actually dancing. Once the music stops and your are done dancing. Then go for it....
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    In the Sahara, sexcapades are abundant and I will never forget my '09 my my my.... brazilan girl @ plump dj's you was oh so fine

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    I busted in on some chick blowing some stoner at the white toilets by the Outdoor stage.

    Awww, young love.


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    Jesus H, it's like junior high in here, all slumber party under the blankets with a flashlight.

    "I touched a girl's boob."
    "I touched two girls' boobs."
    "No you didn't."
    "You're all sluts."

    Have fun with this thread.
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    I had at least half a dozen cute young-ish girls in and near the sahara come up to me, hug and kiss me and ask me if I was a raver. hehe. I'm blaming feather for the candee and encouraging me to put on sparkles.

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    Hey everyone, sorry for being so close-minded before and using personal examples to put your Coachella fun down. I realize I can't judge you all for what you do because of what some rotten tomatoes I've known in life have done. For all I know, you all could be very nice, calm party-friendly folks who are warm souls even if you choose to get a bit cozier than usual to strangers.

    That's all I have to say, really.

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    its ok pierogihead
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    Quote Originally Posted by PierogiHead View Post
    Hey everyone, sorry for being so close-minded before and using personal examples to put your Coachella fun down. I realize I can't judge you all for what you do because of what some rotten tomatoes I've known in life have done. For all I know, you all could be very nice, calm party-friendly folks who are warm souls even if you choose to get a bit cozier than usual to strangers.

    That's all I have to say, really.
    JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justinaqui View Post
    Someone smacked my ass at the fest, but I didn't see them. I'm pretty sure it was a "chill out, you're at coachella" smack, as i was whining about the cart i was standing at not selling water when it happened. I was also pretty convinced it was my friend, but she denied it.
    it was not me! it was a giant black woman!! i swear to god.
    i can go with the flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic Viper View Post
    JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP.
    if his posts bother you put him on ignore, at least this post appeared to be a genuine apology. this just makes you look like the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgd855 View Post
    if his posts bother you put him on ignore, at least this post appeared to be a genuine apology. this just makes you look like the ass.
    Pretty sure I've never denied my status as an "ass".
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    No. I push you down. Always.

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    Did you just take your clothes to the cleaners after 3 years? You really let that stain sit... Good luck getting it out!
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    I jacked off 4 times today all before work! true story!
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    Probably the best bump I've seen so far
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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