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    This thread makes me horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Maybe I'll start a thread where people can talk about how much money they make.
    QFT

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    Quote Originally Posted by beckith View Post
    Oh man, my bad. I'm apparently illiterate and forgot to add an "a" before tigress.

    but, shucks! way to make a girl blush.
    You've got adorable eyes.

    And yes, I'm late to the "Make Beckith blush party", I know.
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    I let my trouser snake out for a bit in the Sahara......did anyone get bit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Someone walked up to me on Saturday night, said "You have great boobs," and left.
    And I meant it. They're fantastic tits, sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Maybe I'll start a thread where people can talk about how much money they make.
    go for it, but i dont think it will be nearly as entertaining as this thread. or maybe it will?
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PierogiHead View Post
    People like you are the reason I don't like musicians as people and don't want to ever know one. There is more to life than sex drugs and rock & roll. You ruin Coachella -- you don't make it. Life and the world around us would be 100000000000 better without your life-wrecking garbage being brought into it. It's not a matter of "celibacy" -- It's a matter of excess, glutteny and abuse. When I'm 50, still got it up, healthy as a horse and with someone who loves me eternally, I'll be getting the last laugh. At Coachella 2035, of course, while you're dead in the ground 6 feet under due to rotting your veins and lungs out with drugs and dirty sex.
    Once again.. judging with no fucking clue what you're talking about.

    Seriously? wtf?
    I ruin coachella/life? Because I'm not someone that BITCHES about others enjoying themselves?
    By me saying that Coachella is sex, drugs, and rock & roll, you can now judge me and know that I'm ruining the world, will die at the age of 50, and should rot in hell?
    You've got some serious fucking problems, bud.

    Take your bitch-fest to lillith fair.

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    Red face thanks, man!

    Quote Originally Posted by Carnie100 View Post
    You've got adorable eyes.

    And yes, I'm late to the "Make Beckith blush party", I know.
    You Coachellaheads sure know how to deliver the fuzzy feelings. I mean, hell, it's not often I get compliments much less two in about an hour.

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    you are cute, Beckith.
    Want to have non-sexual relations with me and peirgo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandy Egoo View Post
    Take your bitch-fest to lillith fair.
    Lillith Fair hasn't happened for ten years.

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    It was a joke..

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    Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandy Egoo View Post
    you are cute, Beckith.
    Want to have non-sexual relations with me and peirgo?
    A celibate but polygamous relationship? WHO WOULD REFUSE.

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    hahaha. I can't say it'll be hot and steamy.. but definity luke-warm and humid.

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    Beckith is a red head and therefore cannot be trusted.

    You must fight her siren's call or risk spending eternity deep in the Earth's mantle, slaving away in the mines that babies' laughter and tears come from. The gypsies own those.

    IM ON TO YOU YOU GINGER BITCH!
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    :P
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandy Egoo View Post
    Once again.. judging with no fucking clue what you're talking about.

    Seriously? wtf?
    I ruin coachella/life? Because I'm not someone that BITCHES about others enjoying themselves?
    By me saying that Coachella is sex, drugs, and rock & roll, you can now judge me and know that I'm ruining the world, will die at the age of 50, and should rot in hell?
    You've got some serious fucking problems, bud.

    Take your bitch-fest to lillith fair.
    When you see my brother, Greg, dead at 24 (heroin) and my best friend, Kathleen, dead at 22 (drunk driving/stoned)where it is they ended up, just at least do me this. Ask them, "Was it worth it?"

    All I'm saying is that you have no idea.

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    Stop bringing your personal qualms in here.

    You, as well, have no idea.

    I lost my father to cocaine. I don't do drugs. Well, pot here and there..but yeah.
    I choose not to do those things, but I'm not going to come in here to judge/bitch about it.
    a) people are free to make their own decisions b) bitching about it on a message board isn't going to change someone's lifestyle.

    The fact remains that those 3 things are major factors at coachella. If you've got a problem with them.. maybe coachella isn't your gig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PierogiHead View Post
    When you see my brother, Greg, dead at 24 (heroin) and my best friend, Kathleen, dead at 22 (drunk driving/stoned)where it is they ended up, just at least do me this. Ask them, "Was it worth it?"

    All I'm saying is that you have no idea.
    do you know anybody who died of aidz? otherwise it looks like you are bitching in the wrong thread.
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Ignore Pierogi, he was dropped down a flight of stairs as a baby.
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    I swear to god. Harrison Ford better not be fucking dead.

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    And as a 5 year old...and a 7 year old...and in 8th grade.......
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    ha.
    yeah, i don't know how I got sucked into the bickering.
    I appologize.

    Back to the sexing...
    my hookup from last year wasn't able to make it due to finances. Damn this economy and it's cockblocking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aclockworkapple View Post
    Girls in the Sahara tent were acting like I was some kind of rapist if I so much as leaned on them after being shoved aside. At one point, I actually did try to start to dance with a girl (who positioned her ass about 3 cm in front of my crotch), but before I could even touch her she ran to the other side of her group and said, "One question: What The Hell?!"
    Question for the ladies, how do we *men* know you want to dance with us? Few times in the sahara a woman would dance in front of me and rather close, being a gentlemen, I refrained from moving closer. So what is the proper etiquette for Sahara/Dance Tents/Clubs for initiating close contact dancing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    I had to look at your profile, and let me boost your ego a second time. Damn! But I don't know who tigress is, and i'm not your young man.
    I'll have to agree and jump on this bandwagon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Question for the ladies, how do we *men* know you want to dance with us? Few times in the sahara a woman would dance in front of me and rather close, being a gentlemen, I refrained from moving closer. So what is the proper etiquette for Sahara/Dance Tents/Clubs for initiating close contact dancing?
    Seriously. Like there were several times when they got close to me and I could notice them arching their backs to put their ass in my crotch, but still, for the most part I couldn't help like feeling a rapist unless she had made direct eye contact and/or turned around and did retarded dances before the dirties.
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    this thread is getting violent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Question for the ladies, how do we *men* know you want to dance with us?
    those of us that actually dance don't ever want to dance WITH you. we'll dance NEAR you and let you take us home later though
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    " I'm sorry, I thought all the girls used their teeth. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Question for the ladies, how do we *men* know you want to dance with us? Few times in the sahara a woman would dance in front of me and rather close, being a gentlemen, I refrained from moving closer. So what is the proper etiquette for Sahara/Dance Tents/Clubs for initiating close contact dancing?
    easy.
    It's all body language and biological signaling.

    A sure bet is when you can see their labiaz do one of these things...

    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    lmao, women being frilly? SINCE WHEN?!
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