2009 Coachella Sexcapades?

[Suffacated]

This thread makes me horny.

[aclockworkapple]

Maybe I'll start a thread where people can talk about how much money they make.

QFT

[Carnie100]

Oh man, my bad. I'm apparently illiterate and forgot to add an "a" before tigress.

but, shucks! way to make a girl blush.

You've got adorable eyes.

And yes, I'm late to the "Make Beckith blush party", I know.

[coachy_Jedi]

I let my trouser snake out for a bit in the Sahara......did anyone get bit?

[SoulDischarge]

Someone walked up to me on Saturday night, said "You have great boobs," and left.

And I meant it. They're fantastic tits, sugar.

[Sexecutioner]

Maybe I'll start a thread where people can talk about how much money they make.

go for it, but i dont think it will be nearly as entertaining as this thread. or maybe it will?

[Sandy Egoo]

People like you are the reason I don't like musicians as people and don't want to ever know one. There is more to life than sex drugs and rock & roll. You ruin Coachella -- you don't make it. Life and the world around us would be 100000000000 better without your life-wrecking garbage being brought into it. It's not a matter of "celibacy" -- It's a matter of excess, glutteny and abuse. When I'm 50, still got it up, healthy as a horse and with someone who loves me eternally, I'll be getting the last laugh. At Coachella 2035, of course, while you're dead in the ground 6 feet under due to rotting your veins and lungs out with drugs and dirty sex.

Once again.. judging with no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Seriously? wtf?
I ruin coachella/life? Because I'm not someone that BITCHES about others enjoying themselves?
By me saying that Coachella is sex, drugs, and rock & roll, you can now judge me and know that I'm ruining the world, will die at the age of 50, and should rot in hell?
You've got some serious fucking problems, bud.

Take your bitch-fest to lillith fair.

[beckith]

You've got adorable eyes.

And yes, I'm late to the "Make Beckith blush party", I know.

You Coachellaheads sure know how to deliver the fuzzy feelings. I mean, hell, it's not often I get compliments much less two in about an hour.

[Sandy Egoo]

you are cute, Beckith.
Want to have non-sexual relations with me and peirgo?

[AlecEiffel]

Take your bitch-fest to lillith fair.

Lillith Fair hasn't happened for ten years.

[Sandy Egoo]

It was a joke..

[AlecEiffel]

Really?

[beckith]

you are cute, Beckith.
Want to have non-sexual relations with me and peirgo?

A celibate but polygamous relationship? WHO WOULD REFUSE.

[Sandy Egoo]

hahaha. I can't say it'll be hot and steamy.. but definity luke-warm and humid.

[HandBanana]

Beckith is a red head and therefore cannot be trusted.

You must fight her siren's call or risk spending eternity deep in the Earth's mantle, slaving away in the mines that babies' laughter and tears come from. The gypsies own those.

IM ON TO YOU YOU GINGER BITCH!

[HandBanana]

:P

[PierogiHead]

Once again.. judging with no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Seriously? wtf?
I ruin coachella/life? Because I'm not someone that BITCHES about others enjoying themselves?
By me saying that Coachella is sex, drugs, and rock & roll, you can now judge me and know that I'm ruining the world, will die at the age of 50, and should rot in hell?
You've got some serious fucking problems, bud.

Take your bitch-fest to lillith fair.

When you see my brother, Greg, dead at 24 (heroin) and my best friend, Kathleen, dead at 22 (drunk driving/stoned)where it is they ended up, just at least do me this. Ask them, "Was it worth it?"

All I'm saying is that you have no idea.

[Sandy Egoo]

Stop bringing your personal qualms in here.

You, as well, have no idea.

I lost my father to cocaine. I don't do drugs. Well, pot here and there..but yeah.
I choose not to do those things, but I'm not going to come in here to judge/bitch about it.
a) people are free to make their own decisions b) bitching about it on a message board isn't going to change someone's lifestyle.

The fact remains that those 3 things are major factors at coachella. If you've got a problem with them.. maybe coachella isn't your gig.

[Sexecutioner]

When you see my brother, Greg, dead at 24 (heroin) and my best friend, Kathleen, dead at 22 (drunk driving/stoned)where it is they ended up, just at least do me this. Ask them, "Was it worth it?"

All I'm saying is that you have no idea.

do you know anybody who died of aidz? otherwise it looks like you are bitching in the wrong thread.

[paganman7]

Ignore Pierogi, he was dropped down a flight of stairs as a baby.

[HandBanana]

And as a 5 year old...and a 7 year old...and in 8th grade.......

[Sandy Egoo]

ha.
yeah, i don't know how I got sucked into the bickering.
I appologize.

Back to the sexing...
my hookup from last year wasn't able to make it due to finances. Damn this economy and it's cockblocking.

[Theijuiel]

Girls in the Sahara tent were acting like I was some kind of rapist if I so much as leaned on them after being shoved aside. At one point, I actually did try to start to dance with a girl (who positioned her ass about 3 cm in front of my crotch), but before I could even touch her she ran to the other side of her group and said, "One question: What The Hell?!"

Question for the ladies, how do we *men* know you want to dance with us? Few times in the sahara a woman would dance in front of me and rather close, being a gentlemen, I refrained from moving closer. So what is the proper etiquette for Sahara/Dance Tents/Clubs for initiating close contact dancing?

[frazzles]

I had to look at your profile, and let me boost your ego a second time. Damn! But I don't know who tigress is, and i'm not your young man.

I'll have to agree and jump on this bandwagon.

[frazzles]

Question for the ladies, how do we *men* know you want to dance with us? Few times in the sahara a woman would dance in front of me and rather close, being a gentlemen, I refrained from moving closer. So what is the proper etiquette for Sahara/Dance Tents/Clubs for initiating close contact dancing?

Seriously. Like there were several times when they got close to me and I could notice them arching their backs to put their ass in my crotch, but still, for the most part I couldn't help like feeling a rapist unless she had made direct eye contact and/or turned around and did retarded dances before the dirties.

[NiceArthur32]

this thread is getting violent...

[chairmenmeow47]

Question for the ladies, how do we *men* know you want to dance with us?

those of us that actually dance don't ever want to dance WITH you. we'll dance NEAR you and let you take us home later though

[hansvrijmoed]

" I'm sorry, I thought all the girls used their teeth. "

[HandBanana]

Question for the ladies, how do we *men* know you want to dance with us? Few times in the sahara a woman would dance in front of me and rather close, being a gentlemen, I refrained from moving closer. So what is the proper etiquette for Sahara/Dance Tents/Clubs for initiating close contact dancing?

easy.
It's all body language and biological signaling.

A sure bet is when you can see their labiaz do one of these things...

[Carnie100]

lmao, women being frilly? SINCE WHEN?!