2009 Coachella Sexcapades?

[JewFace]

So, how'd that work out for you? Anyone get lucky at the polo grounds? Hey, even a peck on the cheek is fine!

Did your eyes lock when in line for the porto potty? Did you make beautiful music together? Did you see stars? Did you feel the earth move (during MBV)? Did you pitch a tent? Did your gristle throb when you saw her blitzen trapper?

Spouses, partners, girlfriends/boyfriends, significant others don't count.

[Wheres the beef?]

I had my ass grabbed and received very strong signals for getting down.

[cansei de ser sexme]

Some chick grabbed my ass and when I turned around she realized she didnt know me and yelled out "ohh!" and ran off with a surprised look on her face. I shouldnt have turned around.

[miscorrections]

Someone walked up to me on Saturday night, said "You have great boobs," and left.

[pancakespancakes]

Pink Eye from Fucked Up kissed me on the cheek when I whispered "I love you man" into his ear. And I think I was slapped on the ass several times by my friends. That's all I got...

[fober]

The Sahara is a poontang clearing house at night.

[JewFace]

I had my ass grabbed and received very strong signals for getting down.

I had the exact same experience during MSTRKRFT. I was rolling and couldn't really speak coherently. I had intended to inform the young lady (who appeared to have mislaid her clothing) that she was barking up the wrong tree, but one of the guys I was hanging with later told me that I instead screamed "your tree is barking!" Probably too loud for her to hear anyway.

[jdaws]

i jacked off behind a girl and was really close to cumming on her

[Courtney]

Someone walked up to me on Saturday night, said "You have great boobs," and left.

I had two guys come up to me and say "nipples!!" and then run away gleefully. I think your story wins.

[WhyTheLongFace]

i jacked off behind a girl and was really close to cumming on her

I lulz when threads get brought into other threads. I call it lulz thread intertwining.

[adeline3]

i hung out on sunday with a gorgeous man who turned out to be one of my good friend's cousins. small world. made out like 13 year olds at devendra banhart and groped a little during MBV.

'twas a good night.

[PierogiHead]

i hung out on sunday with a gorgeous man who turned out to be one of my good friend's cousins. small world. made out like 13 year olds at devendra banhart and groped a little during MBV.

'twas a good night.

Wow you're some kinda slut, aren't you...

[summerkid]

my friend made out with amanda palmer. I think that wins.

[algunz]

I had sex every night and every morning with my husband.

[PierogiHead]

my friend made out with amanda palmer. I think that wins.

Wow, she's some kind of slut then, huh?...

[frazzles]

Amanda Palmer was kissing everyone (including me) although I don't think I saw her straight make out with anyone.

[HandBanana]

I got luv'd up twice from a new f'buddy, thankyouverykindly.

Also Friday was the day I wore some pretty snug jeans and got my caboose grabbed a bunch of times, ESPECIALLY at Presets.

Womens were in a mood last weekend.

[PierogiHead]

I got serviced twice from a new f'buddy, thankyouverykindly.

Also Friday was the day I wore some pretty snug jeans and got my caboose grabbed a bunch of times, ESPECIALLY at Presets.

Womens were in a mood last weekend.

Wow you're some kind of manwhore asshole, aren't you? Basically the indie-hipster-whatever-you-are equivalent to a sleazy frat guy jock that usually gets the brunt of blame for being a player in the sack.

[HandBanana]

Ha me?
I think youre mistaken.

And seriously, what's with all your vitriol again?

You need to go back on ignore.

[PierogiHead]

Ha me?
I think youre mistaken.

And seriously, what's with all your vitriol again?

You need to go back on ignore.

Not trying to hate, but I can just picture you being this handsome, cool-ly dressed guy with a cunning personality that gets the ladies pretty easily. That's all. More power to you, but it'd make me weary on a personal level if I knew you, were your friend, etc.

[HandBanana]

Oh no. Im pretty unremarkable, verging on homely.
If I was some sort of stud, my story up there wouldnt be interesting at all.

[emtgreg]

This thread is full of love. But wow, it is bringing alot of hate.

[frazzles]

Seriously, chicks in the Sahara just didn't give a shit. God, I almost jizzed my pants just by looking at this chick before Girl Talk and 2 hours later I was grinding with her during Crystal Method.

Although one story I'm not really telling is this androgynous looking dude dancing up on me. At first I thought he was a dude and pushed him away, then it kinda looked like a chick and I got close again, and then I saw the adam's apple and was like "OH SHIT!"

Anyways, remember to always look for a camping and/or a beer garden wristband, though.

[PassiveTheory]

Got a peck on the cheek from this random girl in the Sahara on my way out, but that was it.

[algunz]

I got a lot of kisses this year. Everyday I had at least one random person - boys and girls - come up to me. On Sunday, I had this lovely young man walk right up to me and kiss me on the lips and then he walked away. My hubby and I were quite amused. I've been randomly kissed before on the grounds, but this year was refreshingly consistent.

[PierogiHead]

I don't like people who are flauntingly promiscuous. I see nothing more acceptable about being a "makeout whore" than being a whore in general. Frankly, I don't trust people who have a lot of sex or act out sexually.

[GoodEarth]

Sat night at the dome, hot girl, we were both high as fuck, went back to my tent, knocked it out hardcore!

[HandBanana]

I don't like people who are flauntingly promiscuous. I see nothing more acceptable about being a "makeout whore" than being a whore in general. Frankly, I don't trust people who have a lot of sex or act out sexually.

And I have a natural inclination to find condescending boarders that can only define themselves through misdirected and juvenile anony-snark repellent, so we have that between us.

Srsly Pierogihead, you're a bipolar twat that serves no other purpose here (and by "here" I meant the entire board) than to be a burr in the side of otherwise happy people.

You're a stale, outmoded, personality-less internet cliche, predicated on the sorry idea that if you berate people in an anonymous environment that they might mistake that aggression for power and gravitate to it. Your hope is that people might want to avoid that snark so that you can then confuse that avoidance with respect (which it is clearly not)

So seriously. Eat a bag of raccoon taints, fuck off to one of the Chans and learn to troll with flavor.

[seandlr]

And I have a natural inclination to find condescending boarders that can only define themselves through misdirected and juvenile anony-snark repellent, so we have that between us.

Srsly Pierogihead, you're a bipolar twat that serves no other purpose here (and by "here" I meant the entire board) than to be a burr in the side of otherwise happy people.

You're a stale, outmoded, personality-less internet cliche, predicated on the sorry idea that if you berate people in an anonymous environment that they might mistake that aggression for power and gravitate to it. Your hope is that people might want to avoid that snark so that you can then confuse that avoidance with respect (which it is clearly not)

So seriously. Eat a bag of raccoon taints, fuck off to one of the Chans and learn to troll with flavor.

Ouch!

[patsfan5454]

And I have a natural inclination to find condescending boarders that can only define themselves through misdirected and juvenile anony-snark repellent, so we have that between us.

Srsly Pierogihead, you're a bipolar twat that serves no other purpose here (and by "here" I meant the entire board) than to be a burr in the side of otherwise happy people.

You're a stale, outmoded, personality-less internet cliche, predicated on the sorry idea that if you berate people in an anonymous environment that they might mistake that aggression for power and gravitate to it. Your hope is that people might want to avoid that snark so that you can then confuse that avoidance with respect (which it is clearly not)

So seriously. Eat a bag of raccoon taints, fuck off to one of the Chans and learn to troll with flavor.

I knew there was a reason why i still had Pierogihead on my ignore list, lol, hes the only one on the board that is that annoying