Should I be afraid? Guy masturbating at coachella..Stalker?

[nightingaleoverthere]

i cant say im surprised this thread became what it did.

thank you vic tech420 boarder bulltino and kidchorus.

[DJdharma]

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!
Pictures please.

[mattpach]

lol

[quicksand]

i cant say im surprised this thread became what it did.

thank you vic tech420 boarder bulltino and kidchorus.

What, no love? Pshh..

[M Sparks]

that's what you get for dressing like a whore

I love you sometimes.

[KidChorus]

What, no love? Pshh..

post a tasteless photo and you might get some.

[gaypalmsprings]

[nbvwes]

okay, now if there wasn't this thread in like four different forums i might believe it, i do not however...

[BROKENDOLL]

Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!

I may have busted a nut in the Sahara tent without masturbating! Dancing while barefoot does that for me,you know!

[BROKENDOLL]

This is some funny shit, right here!

Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!

Oh come on, it wasn't that big of a deal. I promise I wouldn't have aimed for your hair.

I do all my jerking off in the Gobi, but thats a personal choice.

were you guys on drugs when this happened?

maybe the whole toes curled up & eyes rolled back suggested otherwise?

Maybe he was just really into packing a bowl

He was easy to spot because of his lack of rhythm. He was always one beat off.

That was probably my dad. He doesn't speak English, so that's really the only way he can communicate with people. If it happens again just smile at him and let him do his thing.

[Ardentbiscuit]

I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.

I doubt it was the same person. Probably just someone who looked similar unless it is a guy who goes to Coachella and the Sahara every year just to do this. But that seems like a lot of effort to do this.

My question is, why didn't you get security? Or tell someone at the festival so they could be on alert for him?

[djandrews25]

I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.

Fuck you, you're full of shit.

[Edmontonian]

Is there any chance this guy might have just been covering himself with his backpack while peeing into a bottle? And maybe he was sort of grooving to the music at the same time and you looked back and mistakenly thought he was masturbating? Perhaps it's just wishful thinking but this just goes beyond the most indecent acts one can perform in public! Also, I have trouble believing someone could get away with masturbating in the middle of the sahara without somebody noticing and getting security or telling him off or something. Sometimes you have to go so bad and you really don't want to miss a second of the act thats on stage, I've entertained the idea of peeing in a water bottle before but I didn't have the guts to go through with it. I also didn't have a backpack that I could use to cover myself.

[PC-2 Violence]

not a big deal. next time just tell him to knock it off

you are totally that dude.

[MantisMel]

I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.

You didnt even try to look at it? Weak!

[Relic]

I'd be afraid.

[heart cooks brain]

very afraid.

[LiquidL]

You recognized him from TWO years ago?

What drugs are you not doing?

[AWerling]

that's what you get for dressing like a whore

Hahaha. I wonder how many nuts he gets off per day, like how many other girls (or even dudes who knows) have similar memories?

[gaypalmsprings]

The Sahara is full of wankers

[gaypalmsprings]

[chbludevil]

The Sahara Tent Masturbator, I like the sound of that, it's like Coachella's version of Bigfoot. I wonder if he's the same guy who's sticking fast dancers with aidz needlez

[chbludevil]

IS THIS OUR MAN?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2533967.html

Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home

In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

"I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.

The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.

When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.

At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.

Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."

Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.

[chbludevil]

Let's Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:

Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

Masturbated in the living room.

Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

Defecated on the floor in two places.

Drank the contents of the vacuum.

[billtino]

Another odd numbered year in the Sahara. Be afraid, be very afraid