Should I be afraid? Guy masturbating at coachella..Stalker?

[nightingaleoverthere]

I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.

[Vic Viper]

I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.

...Man its just too easy to make a joke here.

I sincerely hope that what you've described is just some kind of horrible coincidence or that you've mistaken two different events as something inter-connected. I'm sorry some horrible disgusting person ruined your Saturday night though. I've never seen this happen myself, but I wouldn't put it out of the realm of possibility.

[tech420]

you should only be afraid if you see him now or anywhere else. probably just a random.

[boarderwoozel3]

I doubt it's anything you need to worry about too much. Just a highly unfortunate coincidence. And you may or may not be remembering what happened two years ago correctly. The power of suggestion can distort memories, especially in traumatic events.

[billtino]

As long as he wasn't touching you, I'd say you are ok. It's kinda creepy that it may be the same bloke you saw 2 years ago doing the same thing...two years ago you were in your mid-teens & if your parents saw this they might be inclined to file sexual assault charges. i don't know. "Aphrael" is studying to be a lawyer and may be able to provide legalities here.

Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!

[Monklish]

Oh come on, it wasn't that big of a deal. I promise I wouldn't have aimed for your hair.

[captncrzy]

that's what you get for dressing like a whore

[Courtney]

Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!

Ew. Thanks for making me never want to go to the Sahara again.

[travolta]

how do you know know he was jacking off? maybe he was packing his bowl or something...

[TommyboyUNM]

Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!

Hmm. Thanks for making me want to go to the Sahara more.




(especially if the person in question is Randy)

[PlayaDelWes]

Can someone photoshop Pedo Bear in the Sahara please.

[Ill_Eagle]

I'm really sorry.

[victhebrick21]

This happens frequently at the Sahara?

I never witnessed anything remotely close to this.. Maybe next year we will see a chick fingering herself!!

[jonnypark]

I do all my jerking off in the Gobi, but thats a personal choice.

[anonimouse]

I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.

were you guys on drugs when this happened?

[billtino]

how do you know know he was jacking off? maybe he was packing his bowl or something...

maybe the whole toes curled up & eyes rolled back suggested otherwise?

[NightGoat]

Maybe he was just really into packing a bowl

[HandBanana]

I TOLD U I WAS JUST ITCHEH!!!!!!!!

[Suffacated]

She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face.

You just had to get another look... didn't ya....

[sin213]

i remember hearing a story about someone who took a piss in sahara...just whipped it out and pissed on the ground. plus, with all the kidz on drugz there is a lot of puking too...so yeah....sahara is not a clean place.

[moomoo]

Yeah, I prefer to use the backpack for numerous reasons. I mean, it obviously hides the throbbing erection I get when I look at you but it serves deeper purposes than that. It also allows for quick access to things. That's why you didn't see/feel(when I came on you) me in 07. I had a bunch of masks in my bag that I could easily just throw on if you got suspicious. I also like to keep a camera in there to get some shots of you so I can have some material til the next coachella. Some tweezers for hair removal, of course. And a towel to clean up the obvious.

See ya next year.

[bobert]

So let me get this straight: some crusty old man was trying to jerk off on your ass in the Sahara tent, you want to know if you should be afraid, and you don't want us to make jokes? This is the greatest thread I've seen since the festival ended. It should get loads of replies.

[gaypalmsprings]

He was easy to spot because of his lack of rhythm. He was always one beat off.

[bobert]

I hope he gets a stiff punishment for his crimes.

[bptalk2]

I hope he gets a stiff punishment for his crimes.

I'd say he deserves a couple years of hard time.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

He was easy to spot because of his lack of rhythm. He was always one beat off.

i see what you did there

[Derek179]

I never knew you saw me. Oh well next time turn around and go with it...it's a lot more fun that way. Oh ya, I guess you didn';t check your socks......See ya next year!!!

[KidChorus]

Im sorry but thats pretty god awful, you should report shit like that if your concerned enough.

[jdaws]

not a big deal. next time just tell him to knock it off

[quicksand]

I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.

That was probably my dad. He doesn't speak English, so that's really the only way he can communicate with people. If it happens again just smile at him and let him do his thing.