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    I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

    In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

    I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

    Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

    Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightingaleoverthere View Post
    I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

    In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

    I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

    Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

    Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.
    ...Man its just too easy to make a joke here.

    I sincerely hope that what you've described is just some kind of horrible coincidence or that you've mistaken two different events as something inter-connected. I'm sorry some horrible disgusting person ruined your Saturday night though. I've never seen this happen myself, but I wouldn't put it out of the realm of possibility.
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    you should only be afraid if you see him now or anywhere else. probably just a random.

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    I doubt it's anything you need to worry about too much. Just a highly unfortunate coincidence. And you may or may not be remembering what happened two years ago correctly. The power of suggestion can distort memories, especially in traumatic events.

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    As long as he wasn't touching you, I'd say you are ok. It's kinda creepy that it may be the same bloke you saw 2 years ago doing the same thing...two years ago you were in your mid-teens & if your parents saw this they might be inclined to file sexual assault charges. i don't know. "Aphrael" is studying to be a lawyer and may be able to provide legalities here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billtino View Post
    Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!
    Ew. Thanks for making me never want to go to the Sahara again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billtino View Post
    Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!

    Hmm. Thanks for making me want to go to the Sahara more.




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    Quote Originally Posted by billtino View Post
    Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!
    I may have busted a nut in the Sahara tent without masturbating! Dancing while barefoot does that for me,you know!

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    This is some funny shit, right here!
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    Moral of the story is: Guys jerk off in the Sahara Tent (I'm sure worse happens, but I won't go there now), so don't sit down, lay down or walk barefoot in the Sahara!
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    Oh come on, it wasn't that big of a deal. I promise I wouldn't have aimed for your hair.
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    I do all my jerking off in the Gobi, but thats a personal choice.
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    were you guys on drugs when this happened?
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    maybe the whole toes curled up & eyes rolled back suggested otherwise?
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    Maybe he was just really into packing a bowl
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    He was easy to spot because of his lack of rhythm. He was always one beat off.
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    Oh come on, it wasn't that big of a deal. I promise I wouldn't have aimed for your hair.
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    that's what you get for dressing like a whore
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    that's what you get for dressing like a whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    that's what you get for dressing like a whore
    Hahaha. I wonder how many nuts he gets off per day, like how many other girls (or even dudes who knows) have similar memories?

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    how do you know know he was jacking off? maybe he was packing his bowl or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by travolta View Post
    how do you know know he was jacking off? maybe he was packing his bowl or something...
    maybe the whole toes curled up & eyes rolled back suggested otherwise?
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    Can someone photoshop Pedo Bear in the Sahara please.

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    This happens frequently at the Sahara?

    I never witnessed anything remotely close to this.. Maybe next year we will see a chick fingering herself!!

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    I'm really sorry.

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    I do all my jerking off in the Gobi, but thats a personal choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightingaleoverthere View Post
    I'm aware that this probably was a coincidence, but I had an experience on Saturday in Sahara that really freaked me out. Please let me know if anyone out there experienced something similar. And I'd appreciate if this thread wasn't made into a joke.

    In Sahara this year I was dancing during chemical brothers when my friend called to my attention that a man close behind me was masturbating. He had a backpack covering himself. She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face. He was a much older man, probably in his 60s, I am in my late teens. I walked away in the crowd and continued to remember his face.

    I suddenly realized that 2 years ago this SAME exact guy had danced behind me in Sahara. He had followed close behind me as I tried to move away. At the time I didnt realize he was jacking off but I realize now that's probably what he was doing. I'm pretty positive it's the same person.

    Does this mean anything? My friend said she saw a few people doing it in Sahara and that he probably just comes every year and happened to be near me again.

    Again, please don't make a joke on this thread.
    were you guys on drugs when this happened?

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    Maybe he was just really into packing a bowl

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    I TOLD U I WAS JUST ITCHEH!!!!!!!!
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    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
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    She pulled me away from him and when I turned to look at him I completely recognized his face.
    You just had to get another look... didn't ya....

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    So let me get this straight: some crusty old man was trying to jerk off on your ass in the Sahara tent, you want to know if you should be afraid, and you don't want us to make jokes? This is the greatest thread I've seen since the festival ended. It should get loads of replies.

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    i remember hearing a story about someone who took a piss in sahara...just whipped it out and pissed on the ground. plus, with all the kidz on drugz there is a lot of puking too...so yeah....sahara is not a clean place.
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    Yeah, I prefer to use the backpack for numerous reasons. I mean, it obviously hides the throbbing erection I get when I look at you but it serves deeper purposes than that. It also allows for quick access to things. That's why you didn't see/feel(when I came on you) me in 07. I had a bunch of masks in my bag that I could easily just throw on if you got suspicious. I also like to keep a camera in there to get some shots of you so I can have some material til the next coachella. Some tweezers for hair removal, of course. And a towel to clean up the obvious.

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    He was easy to spot because of his lack of rhythm. He was always one beat off.

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    I hope he gets a stiff punishment for his crimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    I hope he gets a stiff punishment for his crimes.
    I'd say he deserves a couple years of hard time.

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