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    Thumbs up Portos

    Gotta give it up to Goldenvoice or who ever is in charge of the portos!

    SOOOO CLEAN!

    I never once had to use my purse pack of TP and almost every time i entered one, I could see blue water, even in the festival!

    I would also like to thank all coachella goers for not horribly decimating the bathrooms. I even survived the Sahara tent portos.

    Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
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    Quote Originally Posted by prettyenoughforyou View Post
    Gotta give it up to Goldenvoice or who ever is in charge of the portos!

    SOOOO CLEAN!

    I never once had to use my purse pack of TP and almost every time i entered one, I could see blue water, even in the festival!

    I would also like to thank all coachella goers for not horribly decimating the bathrooms. I even survived the Sahara tent portos.

    Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
    QFT!!!1

    this let me enjoy the festival even more, knowing that the portos were clean was the greatest comfort in the weekend....but the camping portos were fucking destroyed by 8 am

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    i always went to the same ones on the camper's festival entrance side like 3rd down from there and they were always clean. never had a single problem. made the entire weekend so enjoyable.
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    Default Re: Portos

    I never saw anything terrible either but my friends that I went with said they saw a couple that were overflowing. It's just too awful to imagine.

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    They were decent smelling this year, but far from clean...I saw at least a few that has brown-splatters all over the seat/plastic area behind the seat...serious spray-shit type stuff.
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    last year in the portos in the campground by the exit, there were what i like to call "poop mountains." i'm not sure how one goes about shitting about the seat. That takes serious talent. I saw no poop mountains this year, and for that i am both grateful and thankful.
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    Fuck this thread title for making me hungry.

    Where my Burbank/Glendale people at?

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    Default Re: Portos

    they did smell fine, but all except when i went first thing in the morning, there were less like toilets and more like showers

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    Yeah I saw some good and bad. The ones in the camping ground were pretty bad, or maybe I just had bad luck, but someone literally left a log on the seat. I was like...Uhhh, not like i sit on the seat, but Im not hovering over that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Fuck this thread title for making me hungry.

    Where my Burbank/Glendale people at?


    I was thinking the same thing when i read the title of this thread!

    they have the best cheese rolls EVER

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    Most were surprisingly clean....as well as the fancy bathrooms which they had some overflow problems with in the past.

    I did walk into one next to the sahara that had a sticker on the seat that read "I SHIT IN HER PUSSY"

    i almost died laughing

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    what the fuck are you guys talking about? they were consistently disgusting.

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    am i the only one who got stuck having to piss into what was basically a bucket filled with diarrhea? it's so bad when your stream hits the poo. it almost feels like you're touching it.

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    Never had to use the portos this year. That makes it 6 Coachella days in a row and counting! I can drink and drink but I guess I just sweat all that stuff out.

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    I should not have read this thread right after finishing lunch. ugh

    Coachella potties, while not ideal, are dreamy compared to other events. I got guilted into attending a NASCAR event in 2007; those bathrooms were so nasty I threw away my shoes when I left. Redneck poo + hot sun = the 9th circle of hell.
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    Yea, I really want to drive to Burbank now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Fuck this thread title for making me hungry.

    Where my Burbank/Glendale people at?

    POTATO BALLS FTW

    my mom lives 8 blocks away from the Burbank one

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRcube View Post
    QFT!!!1

    this let me enjoy the festival even more, knowing that the portos were clean was the greatest comfort in the weekend....but the camping portos were fucking destroyed by 8 am

    I think they cleaned the port-o-potties in the morning, could be why you sat on a poop mound at 8am. Took my bathroom breaks around 10-11, portos were clean then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Fuck this thread title for making me hungry.

    Where my Burbank/Glendale people at?


    hah when i read the thread title i was wondering why people were posting about the super awesome cuban bakery out here in SF valley...its awesome living a few blocks away from one.

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    Default Re: Portos

    a few of the ones i used were filled almost to the top, but i think the ones by the outdoor stage werent too bad. i think most people use the ones by the sahara and the entrance

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    I didn't mind because I only took one dump all weekend. Hovered over the seat and used wet wipes.

    But as soon as I got close to home Monday morning my subconcious decided it was time to let it all go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Fuck this thread title for making me hungry.

    Where my Burbank/Glendale people at?

    that's why i opened this
    mmmm

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    I walked into a couple of disasters. Gross

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    The worst were the ones in the LOT C parking lot (the lot for campers).. The ones all the way in the back behind the fence.. Oh god.. gotta do what you gotta do when you're tailgating though
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    my only port-o issue was on saturday night when there were literally hundred foot long lines for the ones both by the outdoor, and by the mojave. I ended up just pissing behind one of the mojave ones. I felt guilty, but what the fuck was I supposed to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Fuck this thread title for making me hungry.

    Where my Burbank/Glendale people at?

    WAIT A MINUTE. SOMEONE HERE KNOWS A PLACE THAT SELLS PAPA RELLENAS????????????????? IN LOS ANGELES?!?!?!?!!?!

    I never thought I'd be talking about this in the portapotty thread...but I was raised on these. My grandma would make them for me all the time. They're really had to find; most Cuban restaurants don't even carry them Where is this place so I can go ASAP?

    back to the topic

    I saw some nasty camping bathrooms. I was lucky enough to get into the "nice real" bathrooms in the festival...But my god, the camping ones are so gross. I started calling them "shit boxes" for that is what they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    WAIT A MINUTE. SOMEONE HERE KNOWS A PLACE THAT SELLS PAPA RELLENAS????????????????? IN LOS ANGELES?!?!?!?!!?!

    I never thought I'd be talking about this in the portapotty thread...but I was raised on these. My grandma would make them for me all the time. They're really had to find; most Cuban restaurants don't even carry them Where is this place so I can go ASAP?

    back to the topic

    I saw some nasty camping bathrooms. I was lucky enough to get into the "nice real" bathrooms in the festival...But my god, the camping ones are so gross. I started calling them "shit boxes" for that is what they are.

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    This thread is full of truth. The porto's were nice and clean all weekend. Ofcourse the ones by the Sahara get extra nasty...but it was nothing compared to last year. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
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