Funny things you saw/overheard

[ADGZ662]

Maybe getting this for coachella 10 will even the playing field.

yes yes two men pissing on each other art for Coachella '10 LoL. Just a thought but, should they add a female in there poppin a squat ya know... to not discrimanate and give them girls a chance

[s0nn3]

Worried about stepping in piss, hope you didnt use the porta-lets. Piss is the least of your worries in there. Night night children.

btw.. thats my buddies tent. LMAO..

[Girl On The Wing]

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(During Atmosphere.)

[blackchango]

I didnt know aphex twin had children.

[nbvwes]

No.. No I wouldnt regret being me, if youre the type of clown who would try and fight somebody at Coachella, then you are the type of person that nobody wants at Coachella. Somebody pissing in a crowd at Coachella is much more acceptable then starting a fight, are you some kinda "BRO" or what? LMAO.. Go be an e-thug elsewhere, youre a joke.

In addition, I didnt piss ON a tent you dolt. ARE YOU ILLITERATE ?!?! Try sounding it out... "..in between some tents.." Im not a dick so try again there little guy. Oh and well done on the Bakersfield comment, you can stereotype and cast aspersions, BRAVO!........twit.

i actually was going to defend you until you posted this... now i agree with ADGZ662...

& NO. PISSING IN A CROWD AT COACHELLA IS not MORE ACCEPTABLE THAN STARTING A FIGHT...

that might be the ONE time coachellites would CHEER a fight if it was putting an end to the pissing...

[nbvwes]

fuck it, next year everytime i see a person pissing, i'm just gonna walk up to the person and piss on their leg...

[ElBlueblazer]

i pissed on 2 dudes that were fighting.

[anonimouse]

Actually, I'm pretty sure pissing in a crowd where a good percentage of the people walk barefoot and/or with minimal foot coverage and someone starting a fight are both on somewhat level playing fields. Both are asshole moves. No one wants either of these types there.

Seriously.

SERIOUSLY!

if you are pissing on the field and your stream is not hitting a chain link fence way the fuck on the border of the fields then you are either lazy, stupid, or just have no respect for your fellow coachelleanszsz

[Sleepingrock]

I loved those bathrooms soooooooo much.....not the porta potties but the ones people rarely used for some reason..........2 guys in the guys line with 10 girls in the guys line too

[Sleepingrock]

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(During Atmosphere.)

Atmosphere seemed to have a "bro" crowd

[Monishakoirala]

Paris Hilton Jokes: Paris Quotes from Jail | 12 things overheard by other inmates ... Paris would neva say those things, from my point of you, your the one that ... they opened their eyes and saw that se is so stupid! sencerly. Daniela

[s0nn3]

Define Pretentious

[boarderwoozel3]

I loved those bathrooms soooooooo much.....not the porta potties but the ones people rarely used for some reason..........2 guys in the guys line with 10 girls in the guys line too

Speaking of girls in the guys trailer bathroom line. One of the funniest things I saw was on Sunday night in that line by the Sahara. The girl in front of me goes in after this dude who based on the smell, unleashed hell and didn't courtesy flush. After taking one step through the door she looked back with the most genuinely appalled look I've seen on anyone's face in a long time. Luckily, I got the other stall.

[Still-ill]

Speaking of girls in the guys trailer bathroom line. One of the funniest things I saw was on Sunday night in that line by the Sahara. The girl in front of me goes in after this dude who based on the smell, unleashed hell and didn't courtesy flush. After taking one step through the door she looked back with the most genuinely appalled look I've seen on anyone's face in a long time. Luckily, I got the other stall.

Hahahahah. I wish I saw that.

(Her reaction not the shit, obviously)

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

(Her reaction not the shit, obviously)

dont lie, you wanted to see a massive turd

[bremex]

** Me pushing off a guy who said "when is this going to fucking end?" while The Verve were playing (he was wearing a Jack Johnson shirt)

**Me walking away from JJ and yelling out loud "JACK JOHNSON SUCKS COCK!!!!!" and over 20 people cheered

** A guy running with his hands on his ears off the main stage screaming "PLEASE JACK, STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!!!!"

**Doing E for the first time during Fatboyslim

**Meeting up with this guy I met on the internet (I've been talking to him for 4 years at the Coldplay board before meeting up) now we're going to England on August to see Oasis!!!

[jusbcus25]

fuck it, next year everytime i see a person pissing, i'm just gonna walk up to the person and piss on their leg...

Just slightly push them so they piss on themselves. That's what I do.

[bremex]

I saw a kid peeing in a bottle and throwing it to the compressed crowd during Protishead. People were with their mouth open :S

[Stefachink]

Oh dear ... I'm glad I was sitting on the grass waay in the back then. P.S. That is fucking disgusting!

[frazzles]

I saw a kid peeing in a bottle and throwing it to the compressed crowd during Protishead. People were with their mouth open :S

That is not funny at all.

This is why I'm against pissing in water bottles as opposed to in a crowd. No one wants either. Simply put, if you can't be smart enough to drink enough water to keep yourself from falling out OR if you can't hold it for however long you plan to hold down your spot, you don't deserve to have your spot reserved.

Jesus fucking Christ. Some people's kids, man.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Did I just lose a year?

[JustSteve]

** Me pushing off a guy who said "when is this going to fucking end?" while The Verve were playing (he was wearing a Jack Johnson shirt)

**Me walking away from JJ and yelling out loud "JACK JOHNSON SUCKS COCK!!!!!" and over 20 people cheered

so you're a hypocrite? people can't talk shit on the verve, yet you can on jack johnson?

[ADGZ662]

so you're a hypocrite? people can't talk shit on the verve, yet you can on jack johnson?

anybody can say anything when there is some JJ bashing going on, there is no holding back go for the rape!

[bremex]

anybody can say anything when there is some JJ bashing going on, there is no holding back go for the rape!

Hells yeah. Jack Johnson sucks balls.


And yes, you should hold it til the gig is over.

[Drewski27]

they should have peed on jack. im sure he wouldnt have minded.

[Stefachink]

My English teacher has been playing the same Jack Johnson record in class EVERYDAY for the past month or so. I'm about ready to kill myself.

[Sleepingrock]

ACID GIRLY
A girl, we think was on acid who was absolutely blown away by the Drive By Truckers, I promised her that I would watch them too....I forgot, and then I was like O SHIT we have to go see DBTs I cant break a pinky promise with acid girly.... I watched Green Onions and then caught another show...forget what though
Short Blonde, if any one knows her =D

[PeaceSignHatGoRawr]

[QUOTE=nerdmachine;1187208]1. this guy in front of me at cloud cult set is rummaging in the cargo pocket of his patchwork corduroy shorts and dumps 30-odd pills into the grass next to him. sorta leans over and scoops up a handful, misses a bunch. i tap him on the shoulder and go "uh dude you missed some" and he diligently picks through the grass until he's got every last one, stands up, goes back to swaying. saw him the next day wearing the exact same clothes. intense.


so yeah.. that was definitely me. thank you for your help.. those were expensive. lol

[nbvcide]

"You seem to like.. you seem to like PLURy hot guys quite a bit for being a straight man.." - Crookers bootleg, Sahara Tent

[impbrirud]

hahah, i cant help laughing