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    Duran Duran covering "Pokerface" was pretty funny. Not in a good way unfortunately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeaverCat View Post
    From the mouth of a 16 year old girl: "OMG, I did so much X and I drank lots of water. I can't pee! Should I be worried? I feel like my brain is on fire. I'm going to tell a security guard. Do you think I'll get in trouble?"
    Retards.

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    Underage girl melts down after getting called out on her drunk driving habits by other shuttle riders

    As we’re leaving the parking lot on the shuttle, we pass a cop with flashing lights sitting at an intersection directing traffic. The girl a few rows up from up starts tripping:
    “Holy Shit, I get so paranoid every time I see a cop car, especially when they are stopped like that”.

    She goes on to explain how she just turned 20 and already had 2 drunk-driving arrests. She gets into great detail about drunk-driving checkpoints and how they fool you into thinking they are just a Drivers License checkpoint. She complains that her parents are going to take away her BMW if they have to keep paying all the fines and legal fees.
    Then, the couple behind her get relentless and start giving this girl so much shit for all this and how she cares more about losing her BMW than hurting herself or killing someone else. Even though the couple’s case is rock-solid, they don’t give up and continue to rub in how awful of a person this drunk-driving addict is.

    They rest their case, and then some dorky 50 y/o man sitting across the aisle gives a fist-pump in support of the ridicule. The couple pipes up again and then another girl a little further back yells out how ‘yesterday’ was the birthday of a friend who got killed by a drunk driver and she really wished that everyone would just shut the fuck up about all this.

    The drunk-driving addict finally breaks down and balls the rest of the way home, off the shuttle, and through the Embassy Suites where we got dropped off. Hopefully her friend who was consoling her added some sense to this situation for her.

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    anyone see that insane trash tornado that was breaking people's windows?
    The trash went so high!! that was crazy

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    Whoever was recording Cut Copy on a fucking iPad: congrats, I honestly wasn't expecting that shit.
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    This did not happen at Coachella, but my friend just posted this on facebook...

    "I forgot about paying my meter outside of work today and ran out about 30 minutes late. Of course, the guy was already standing there writing the ticket. I was trying to plead with him to let me off and he started to give me the "sorry, it's already in the system" speech, then he stopped and saw my car camping sticker in the windshield and laughed, tore up the ticket and shouted "Happy Coachella!" as he walked away. Huzzah."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cactuskev View Post
    I like to cook when I camp so one night I made some Smoked Salmon and Gorgonzola Pasta with crusty bread and red wine and it was gooood. I shared with my neighbors but still had some leftover so I made up a plate full with a napkin and fork and bread and filled a cup with wine and started wandering through the tents shouting "Anyone hungry? Who wants some pasta and red wine?"

    I hear a girl's voice say "I want it, but I'm naked!" So I tell her to stick her hand out through the door of her tent, which she does, I give her the food and that disappears into the tent. Then I hear a guy's voice from inside the same tent, "I'll take the wine!" and another hand sticks out the door - I give him the wine and it disappears inside as well.

    As I'm waking away I hear them shout "Who are you? You're awesome!" I say "I'm Cactuskev! Happy Coachella!" and walk away.

    I love the fact that some random naked couple got a nice gourmet meal inside their tent out of nowhere - that's just one of many Coachella moments for me - it was AWESOME!
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    anyone see the video those aussies were showing around in camping on monday morning lol?
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    After scoping wiz khalifa me and my old lady were walking away and we over hear some little blonde chick say to her friends "whats a taylor gang?", a girl puking by the main entrance that soon became a mini party around her with everyone cheering! Thursday night gettin "lost" with my girlfriend and having people follow us thinking that we knew all the answers, like honestly 5-10 people in a line behind us ahaha i guess i wasnt the only one on mind altering substances! ahha i love coachella.
    Im running this trip as long as I can.

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    "Crystal Method killed it last night!"

    WTF? Did I miss something?

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    5 years ago I used to mix up Chemical Brothers/Crystal Method, maybe that was a like minded dummy.
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    By the time we parked and got to the campgrounds, it was 6am Friday morning. We saw some guy (obviously fucked up) wandering around with a beer in each hand. He came up to us and said he was lost, didn't know where his friends were, lost his phone, and asked us to walk with him and keep him company. We wandered around for a bit trying to help him find his friends, but ended up playing soccer with some other campers we ran into as the sun was coming up. Don't know what happened to the guy or if he ever got back to where he was supposed to be, but funny morning, to say the least...

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    Quote Originally Posted by citizenerased View Post
    5 years ago I used to mix up Chemical Brothers/Crystal Method, maybe that was a like minded dummy.
    Ditto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fetuspiniata View Post
    "Crystal Method killed it last night!"

    WTF? Did I miss something?
    i missed this, but heard about it. There was some special RV camping behind the Outdoor. One night the guys from the Crystal Method had a little dj session for a bunch of the people who were lucky enough to sleep there (no sleeping during that particular episode though). So what you overheard could be in reference to that....or just a brain farting mix up with the Chems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydr1 View Post
    Anyone see the goon wearing zebra spandex pants and a zebra spandex arm and a football helmet?
    If you mean this guy, he camped with us

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    Random chick in our neighboor's campsite after friday night: "the kings of leon sound sooo good live, their lead singer's voice just sounded so clear!"

    Neighboors: "I think we're going to bed now. K, byeeee."

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    Did anyone see me fishing for Jenkem in the Port-O-Potties ? Or did anyone see the guy rolling bawls in the Jive joint Sat night?

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    Some random guy beside me just as Chemical Brothers were about to start: "This is going to suck".

    I looked at him and we just both burst out laughing. Shit got crazy after that.

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    Late Sunday night, I spent a little time at the campground and saw this one-man band (Does he play there a lot?) He managed to hold my attention for about a minute then I just started filming people peeping through holes, getting into his show. More cute than funny


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    he was playing cee lo's "fuck you" pretty much every time i stopped by his shack. cool guy though for keepin it going all night.
    3/2 Sasha // Big Gigantic
    3/8 STS9, Cherub
    3/19 Eric Clapton
    3/21 EOTO, Govinda
    3/29 Eskmo
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    4/8 Sigur Ros
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    4/19 Umphrey's McGee // The M Machine
    4/20 Dirty Phonics
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    Nice. In 4 years of going I had never checked out the camp area until the end of Sunday so it was all new to me and that show inside the shack was a nice way to end things with a smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alwaysbaked View Post
    Did anyone see me fishing for Jenkem in the Port-O-Potties ?
    Awful. This made me gag just thinking about it.
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    o coachella how i miss u
    3/2 Sasha // Big Gigantic
    3/8 STS9, Cherub
    3/19 Eric Clapton
    3/21 EOTO, Govinda
    3/29 Eskmo
    4/4-4/6 Lotus @ Boulder Theater, CO
    4/8 Sigur Ros
    4/12 Gramatik
    4/15 Morrissey
    4/19 Umphrey's McGee // The M Machine
    4/20 Dirty Phonics
    5/2 Alk3
    5/10 Bonobo
    5/31 Lucky Date
    6/3 Postal Service
    6/13-6/16 Bonnaroo

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    Quote Originally Posted by thewoodenman View Post
    o coachella how i miss u
    The thought of going down the road to the polo fields, and then standing in the middle of them to yell, "Coachella, take me away," has crossed my mind at least 3 times a day...everyday.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Sitting out behind the Sahara on Friday, early on in the day. Saw a girl throw up on the ground, then walk away. Not a minute later some barefoot dude came and stepped directly in it. The crazy part was he looked at what had happened and was completely unphased. I guess that speaks to the power of Coachella, not even stepping in puke can ruin your good time.

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    On Sunday night I was walking around after The Strokes and some guy and his friend walked past me and said, "...and this has been my favorite day and I didn't even smoke or drink or do anything!" Cheers to you, random guy.

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    These tattoos were on a gentleman who looked like he could bench press a car.



    When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

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    I saw that tattooed guy too! We were chilling next to him in the beer gardens during Cee Lo Green.

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    Hey, I danced next to that guy during HEALTH!

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